Jeremy Hayes

If I ever own a social media platform, and I add a tool that I know is creating sexual images of children, and I don't immediately disable that feature... or even worse... I make it a premium paid service... CALL ME A NONCE... CALL ME A PAEDOPHILE... SEND ME TO FUCKING JAIL!

@I_amMukhtar He's slamming that closet door hard.

Tommy Robinson has deleted this self-own tweet after he was told that YouTube ads are personalised.

@UB1UB2 @lewis_goodall where were you during the Unite the Kingdom demo? Sabotaging other broadcasters just isn't cricket...

A News journalist gets interrupted during his coverage of the London demonstrations

Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist? Like if he is. RT if he is a traitor.

@dailyecho @MattDaveyJourno youtu.be/RSADf1ZDAEs?si…

People evacuated as firefighters warn 'avoid the area' ift.tt/qo2laBz

@MPoetease @s8n I mean, if you believe in Adam and Eve at all, we're ALL a direct descendant of Adam, so, Vin Diesel is family...

@s8n So Vin Diesel is a direct descendant of Adam?

@LBC Sounds a lot like, "STOP EXPOSING HOW AWFUL I AM ENRICHING MYSELF OFF MY FATHERS REPUTATION!!"

'It's time to move on': Captain Tom's daughter says her family's reputation has been 'demolished' by charity investigation buff.ly/3CK908U

@Lucy_Worsley My wife tells me mismatching brows and hair is "in".

My poor eyebrows once again land me in hot water. I'm going to have difficulty firing my makeup person because my makeup person is, erm, me. Perhaps I could fire my eyebrows?

note for @dhlexpressuk when I rearrange a delivery on Friday for Monday because I'm in the office, don't wait until Tuesday to try and deliver it. I'm back in the office, See you on Thursday!

@rightsandy @LACoFDPIO That's 12 months just for flying. I assume if a plane crashed and the pilots were injured or killed that opens up a whole new cam of assault/reckless endangerment/manslaughter charges!

@LACoFDPIO Only 12 months in prison max? That needs to change pronto.

SuperScooper grounded after drone strike

Don't bother with me on x. find me here bsky.app/profile/jezhay…

My Mac & Cheese connoisseur daughter (10) has reviewed this @LidlGB Mac & Cheese as "The worst Mac & Cheese I've ever had". She's an expert, it's her first choice on every menu, I make it twice a month and she eats it at school every third week. And I think I agree. It is awful.

@Snubs It is a silly place.

I do hope Global let the @sportsagentspod get their own podcast feed soon. It's been six months since they launched and they are still appearing in @TheNewsAgents stream.

@jonlis1 @MarinaPurkiss I wish I had a monopoly that was too big to fail, then I could underinvest, asset strip and price gouge my customers whilst paying all my shareholder friends and myself huge amounts before running off leaving someone else to hold the bag when they stop me doing it.

Then it should not survive

@newscientist This is EXACTLY how "The Day After Tomorrow" starts.....

Part of the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why #Echobox=1724338474" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">newscientist.com/article/244439…

@wmarybeard I'm eagerly looking forward to watching/listening to some more of "that Mary Beard sh*t".

Thanks very much everyone for the support.. and thanks also to those who disagreed without silly abuse. Just to be clear I’m not in a nursing home yet (wtf) and I am afraid I am likely to be producing more of “that Mary Beard sh*t”.

@DrJaninaRamirez Still here but thinking about a nap...

Who’s still going strong????

@carolvorders Never before have I had to queue at my polling station when voting before work, (8:45am) but both I and my wife (7:10am) did today. seen a steady flow in and out when i've walked past later, could be a huge turnout.

Hearing that turnout is high If so, my thoughts are Lib Dems will do brilliantly Reform will do well Tories will be absolutely squeezed further What are your thoughts, if the rumours are true about turnout ? #GE24 #ToriesIntoThird

@RishiSunak Lying with their dying breath

You have 4 hours to stop a Labour supermajority that will put up taxes for the rest of your life.