
Florida Man
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Florida Man
@jglennfl68
Father, Husband, SW Engineer, ex-U.S. Army soldier, marathoner, Disney fan. I block racists, xenophobes & homophobes. Blocking the MAGAverse one jerk at a time.
Tampa, FL Katılım Ekim 2016
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@DavidDack Marathon. But probably because these supershoes are obliterating records.
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@w_terrence Republican Party is officially dead. Something Trump campaigned on, releasing the Epstein Files, cost this man his seat in Congress. MAGA is now in 1984 level of devotion to Trump.
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@DrNeilStone You are what is known as a one issue voter, even though you are not a voter in this instance, with Massie and Iran. Surely the Epstein Files means at least SOMETHING to you???
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@briankeepsworth There's a bunch flying in your neighborhood. They're spelled "Trump".
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Maybe because there's no adultery flag flying at the public elementary school by my house.
Seth@fiercepatricks
Why is homosexuality constantly singled out, while adultery is literally listed in God's Ten Commandments and often gets overlooked?
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@langstonwertzjr Not the same. He put his hand up, palm facing himself. This is not a typical celebration move.
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The Observer reviewed several photos of other athletes who participated in the state championships Saturday and found many had similar celebrations to the one that got Mallard Creek disqualified.
View at link below:
charlotteobserver.com/sports/high-sc…


Langston Wertz Jr.@langstonwertzjr
Mallard Creek has asked the NCHSAA to review a relay disqualification that cost its boys’ track and field team a third straight state title. charlotteobserver.com/sports/high-sc…
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@BL80381 @jonny_ruela He basically turns into Donald Trump in the one timeline.
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@precious_fluids @jonny_ruela He went from a person you felt sorry for to a truly horrible, power hungry piece of shit. But they developed his arc so slowly that everybody still rooted for him at the end.
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@jonny_ruela Guess I got what I deserve
kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time without a word
Didn’t know you’d think that I’d forget
or I’d regret
That special love I have for you,
My Baby Blue….

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@BillieJeanKing @CalStateLA Congratulations!!! 🎉🎉🎉 Inspiring feat!
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@bayderlock_ @AlHendiify And uniquely cool ourselves with sweat glands over the entire body. Most animals can't do that.
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@AlHendiify I think it comes from our capacity to continuously hunt prey over long distances without getting tired
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Long distance running is arguably the only sport that—among the entire animal kingdom—humans are so uniquely skilled in
Lennart🇩🇪@lennartprimal
Running has to be the worst sport out of all: > not fun at all > destroys joints > no meaningful goal > extremely stressful > makes you low T > ages you fast > gives you skinny fat physique > inefficent to lose weight
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@isaactdozier @AlHendiify False. People, and our ancestors, have been running their prey to death in on the hot African savanna for hundreds of thousands of years.
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@AlHendiify Not really. We are built for long distance travel, but that's about it.
Running at a constant rate is a modern activity.
Swimming on the other hand...
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@AlHendiify Correct, especially in the heat. We're one of the best at it because we evolved to basically run our prey to death in the heat of the African plains. And we suck at sprinting. Almost every animal out there can outsprint us.
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@AmazingPopPod Sean Bean. Just like in Troy. It could have just been a sequel.
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@fiercepatricks Because if they didn't excuse the adultery, there wouldn't be any Evangelical mouthpieces left. And ultimately, they blame the woman for seducing the married man. Just look at Stormy Daniels.
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@mistressdivy "Art of the Deal" is one of the very few books that would elicit such a response from me.
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@femalebodybuil6 Huge cholesterol spike and maybe a massive coronary.
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