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Florida Man

@jglennfl68

Father, Husband, SW Engineer, ex-U.S. Army soldier, marathoner, Disney fan. I block racists, xenophobes & homophobes. Blocking the MAGAverse one jerk at a time.

Tampa, FL Katılım Ekim 2016
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@DavidDack Marathon. But probably because these supershoes are obliterating records.
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David Dack@DavidDack·
Which distance culture is most influenced by shoe hype right now? 5K? 10K? Half? Marathon? Pick one. Some distances race the clock. Some race the shoe wall.
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@Redbeeea Vancouver is the most beautiful city I've ever seen.
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RED@Redbeeea·
Paris'ten daha güzel bir şehir söyleyin?
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@w_terrence Republican Party is officially dead. Something Trump campaigned on, releasing the Epstein Files, cost this man his seat in Congress. MAGA is now in 1984 level of devotion to Trump.
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Terrence K. Williams@w_terrence·
What was the first thing that came to mind when you heard Thomas Massie lost?
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@DrNeilStone You are what is known as a one issue voter, even though you are not a voter in this instance, with Massie and Iran. Surely the Epstein Files means at least SOMETHING to you???
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Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
He blocked me, as well as many of his constituents, in violation of the First Amendment Now the voters have blocked him from Congress Good riddance
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Reverend Raphael Warnock@ReverendWarnock·
The President just used his power to exempt himself and his family from audits on every tax return they've ever filed. If that is not corruption to the highest degree, then what is?
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@langstonwertzjr Not the same. He put his hand up, palm facing himself. This is not a typical celebration move.
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Langston Wertz Jr.@langstonwertzjr·
The Observer reviewed several photos of other athletes who participated in the state championships Saturday and found many had similar celebrations to the one that got Mallard Creek disqualified. View at link below: charlotteobserver.com/sports/high-sc…
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Langston Wertz Jr.@langstonwertzjr

Mallard Creek has asked the NCHSAA to review a relay disqualification that cost its boys’ track and field team a third straight state title. charlotteobserver.com/sports/high-sc…

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Uli Schorer@USchorer·
@jonny_ruela 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the price is wrong bitch
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Jonny@jonny_ruela·
Show me a film character who got what they deserved
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@precious_fluids @jonny_ruela He went from a person you felt sorry for to a truly horrible, power hungry piece of shit. But they developed his arc so slowly that everybody still rooted for him at the end.
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PreciousBodilyFluids@precious_fluids·
@jonny_ruela Guess I got what I deserve kept you waiting there too long, my love All that time without a word Didn’t know you’d think that I’d forget or I’d regret That special love I have for you, My Baby Blue….
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John Fugelsang@JohnFugelsang·
Benjamin Netanyahu is the worst US President since Elon Musk.
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Bayderlock@bayderlock_·
@AlHendiify I think it comes from our capacity to continuously hunt prey over long distances without getting tired
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@isaactdozier @AlHendiify False. People, and our ancestors, have been running their prey to death in on the hot African savanna for hundreds of thousands of years.
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Isaac Dozier@isaactdozier·
@AlHendiify Not really. We are built for long distance travel, but that's about it. Running at a constant rate is a modern activity. Swimming on the other hand...
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@AlHendiify Correct, especially in the heat. We're one of the best at it because we evolved to basically run our prey to death in the heat of the African plains. And we suck at sprinting. Almost every animal out there can outsprint us.
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@fiercepatricks Because if they didn't excuse the adultery, there wouldn't be any Evangelical mouthpieces left. And ultimately, they blame the woman for seducing the married man. Just look at Stormy Daniels.
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Seth@fiercepatricks·
Why is homosexuality constantly singled out, while adultery is literally listed in God's Ten Commandments and often gets overlooked?
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Florida Man@jglennfl68·
@mistressdivy "Art of the Deal" is one of the very few books that would elicit such a response from me.
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
You’re on a first date. The person tells you their favorite book and you decide you’re never going to see them again. What is the book?
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Maga Nadine@femalebodybuil6·
Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?
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