Jill 🇬🇧 Get Labour Out

@CarlBovisNature @exitthelemming @ChrisGPackham @DeborahMeaden @MeganMcCubbin @Lucy_Lapwing @DrAmirKhanGP @CityCorpHeath @BBCLondonNews @sophiepavs @WildlifeTrusts This upsets me. Selfish twats do so much damage and they don’t care one iota. I hope they can be recognised and fined.

This is what entitlement looks like! 🤬 There are nesting waterbirds on this pond on Hampstead Heath... there are also big 'No Swimming' signs, all being totally ignored! 🤬 Pure selfishness... 😒🤬🤬 (Shared from Instagr*m with permission from 'swansofhampsteadheath')

@ramonagusta Inclined to agree in nearly 20 years what has a It achieved?

This sums up Scottish devolution... Scrap Holyrood. It can be done with a one-line bill through Westminster in 24 hours. They can be packing their bags within 48.

Le Creuset makes brilliant cookware. It’s also French. Samuel Groves makes superb cast iron in Birmingham. 24cm Britannia pan: £130. Le Creuset equivalent: £149. Same premium cast iron game, but supporting local industry feels better. #MadeInEngland

@AgentP22 @Tam4000ad Did Murrell pay for that too ?

Spotted 5 minutes ago flying over Holyrood.

@CharlotteCGill WTF.

Wait til you see the crap the City Bridge Foundation funds Discover here on the Doge website doge-uk.com/funding/city-b…

@TheSalesBull1 @Richard63869513 I believe this. I saw that supermarket stat about 10 years ago and we know at least 5m have come here in the last decade. Nothing works. We are being bled dry to fund people that shouldn’t be here.

Supermarkets say food demand looks closer to 80 million people England now faces a 5 billion litre daily water shortfall 1.34 million households are waiting for council housing There are far more people here than we’re told We’re being lied to in plain sight

@benonwine Frozen hot water bottle

Does ANYONE have any genuinely good tips for surviving this absolutely brutal heatwave? ☀️🔥🥵

@afneil Not worth it unless they get Sturgeon too. No way she knows nothing.

The Peter Murrell/SNP embezzlement trial begins in Edinburgh today. It has taken Police Scotland and the Procurator Fiscal Service five years investigation and process — at a cost of >£2m — to get to here. All for a £1/2m embezzlement charge.

Much easier on the ears to wake up to Ian Collins than the hyperactive Kyle. @TalkTV

@NyVicki @hilltopjennifer More than a passing resemblance to the mosquito in amber from Jurassic Park

@hilltopjennifer wtf.

What fresh hell is this? Just when you thought Meghan Markle had run out of embarrassing ideas for her basic products… Behold her latest culinary crime: a hard, dry-looking scone - weirdly fashioned to look like a burger - overpowered by cream and oozing honey, of all things. 🤮 Even those ridiculously unnecessary flower sprinkles are trying to make a break for it. 😬 #AsEverAFail

@andrewmortonUK Leave the woman alone.

@longsally Not scones Not jam Not clotted cream No competition.

William gives a speech on how the queen liked her scones..what comes first, clotted cream or jam and all of a sudden Meghan puts this up on instagram. She’s stalking the royals, wanting you to think she loves British things when the truth is, she needs the RF to sell her crap

@daveatherton @benonwine @ChrisWalkey Pinot noir is better chilled than a Merlot

At 34 degrees Celsius in London, it's red wine 🍷 in the fridge time. Am I a peasant, let's ask the experts? @benonwine @ChrisWalkey

@chuckthomasuk When they stopped broadcasting anything watchable and everyone switched to Netflix.

When did everyone stop watching ITV on a Saturday night? Last night's ratings are in... 2.3m Britain's Got Talent 875k Nobody's Fool

@ShapoMelon @IainDale Yes! This. Can’t bear it.

@IainDale Using "yourself" or "yourselves" instead of "you" is another choice example. Used by every jobsworth in every call centre in the country it seems to me. "I just need to get some more information from yourselves" 😠😡🤬🤬 Drives me nuts!

I've noticed a new verbal tic entering our common language. People keep saying "One hundred per cent", when what they really mean is "yes". Stop it.

@Artemisfornow @lesleyb2212 They seem to be very confused about what a child is. Is it a 25 year old or is it a 15 year old and not able to vote?

Oh great … Lammy wants criminals under the age of 25 to be treated as CHILDREN. So if a 24 year old sexually assaults someone, it’s because they are just a child and didn’t know any better. This is going to work out so well isn’t it? Utterly bonkers 🤡

A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

@KiszelyPhilip He has competition.

Spot the fatty.😻 PS… Happy Saturday!