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@emxlymargaret Here's my kitten, Weenie. She was napping with her sister, Beanie and I smooched her and this was her little face 😭😭😭😭💚💚💚💚💚💚
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i wish i was kidding when i said posts like this of people just finding something they enjoy and sharing it with the world keeps me going
c:3l ꩜@ecelestite
just found the most tomato looking tomato ever
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@somethings_awry Very softly floral, and a little tart from the lemon juice. It kinda tastes like.. pink? lol
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Made violet jelly yesterday, including my first go at water bath canning, and all my jars sealed properly! They’re calling it the prettiest color in the world
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My best friend surprised me with an apartment makeover. She used all the things I’ve collected over the years and all the inspiration I’ve saved but never had the energy to actually create. I feel so loved. I finally have a home.
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A brief walk through part of the woodland I began planting 20 years ago.
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What exactly is gonna be left of the White House in 2029
Monica Alba@albamonica
Current construction on the historic West Wing Colonnade. President Trump is planning to replace the pavers with black granite, per the White House.
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Influencer claims Disney World staff shamed her 'short, form-fitting outfit' after visitor complaints trib.al/osmo8up
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@spiralhighs I read crowbar as coworker. I felt differently about the post when I realized my mistake. But I can’t define either feeling.
I don’t know what that says about me, either.
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i went to a rage room earlier today and i expected myself to go ballistic in there but instead i just started prying apart printers with a crowbar so i could see their insides and pull them out with my hands. i don’t know what that says about me
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ive left this thing on top of a pack of soda in the aisle at jewel osco…. in the laundry basket….. on the trampoline outside…. but this one really dumbfounded me
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@NewsWire_US What’s the excuse this time MAGAts? what makes it okay for your king to do this?
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@OuterEastLLC @juliaioffe wow yeah i would rather be forgotten than remembered for being the actual worst president in modern times
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I'd like you to imagine for a second what would happen if Joe Biden or Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton or Kamala Harris had said this
Jonathan Lemire@JonLemire
Asked whether Americans should be worried about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledges the possibility: “I guess,” he says “Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.” time.com/7382697/trump-…
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@Skallywag_again @shadowknightdk because a few months ago she said “I don’t like cats”
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@shadowknightdk Why is she even clarifying this? Why do people think otherwise
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it sucks how she has to clarify such a non-issue. some of you guys are the biggest fucking losers ever
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Jessie Buckley clarifies that she is a lover of cats. “I want to just tell cat people that I actually auditioned to be a cat once.” (Source: @FallonTonight)
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@Bigrichie0147 adjust the date and time! And you can set it way out to the future so that any future photos will still fall behind it. here’s how:
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Talarico: "Trans children are made in God's own image... They are perfect, they are beautiful, and they are sacred."
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@spacecube @ilovewikipedia Please be a satirical response to the original satirical tweet. I physically can’t…
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@ilovewikipedia How goes the overdosing? You guys still FA or have you reached the FO state yet? If not I guess you morons could also try out the forbidden gushers, Tidepods, I hear they're deadly too but oh so delicious. Don't forget to wear your masks.
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@47thPress @JamesSurowiecki Damn, where are you getting your news from that hasn’t mentioned all the legal immigrants getting harassed by ICE?
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@47thPress @JamesSurowiecki The right is the side that doesn’t grasp the distinction.
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@JamesSurowiecki Legal immigrant. Is the defining distinction. The left has a hard time grasping.
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@joe_boyko @HippyGranny2 @RepSwalwell Only 65% of the voting population actually voted. So, no, the majority of Americans did not vote for him.
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@HippyGranny2 @RepSwalwell So the majority of who showed up to vote don't represent the majority? How the fuck is this supposed to reasonably refute my point that you just inadvertently confirmed?
And if you're going to claim "election interference", give me specific examples. Not talking points...
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Don’t threaten us with a good time
FactPost@factpostnews
Mike Johnson: If we lose the majority, it would be the end of the Trump presidency
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@Gallifreysito @catshealdeprsn I just woke up and didn’t have my glasses on, obviously it wasn’t going to be one, but was wondering if anyone else saw it too LMAO
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Mom Gives Him a “Thank God You’re All Right” & a Slap!
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