Joanne Keller

@JamieBonkiewicz Remember your mom not using food from dented cans because it “might have botulism”? That’s what Botox is - poison. ☠️

I’ll never understand how MAGA women can be so comfortable getting an insane amount of injections in their faces, but draw the line at vaccines.

@ScottJenningsKY Oh Scooter, you’re trying so hard! Keep riding 🏆

Looks like a huge win for President Trump and the US. Hearing from a Senior Admin Official this report is TRUE and the U.S. appears to be getting everything we want.

@BasedMikeLee @ProfHinkley It’s about the behavior of said person, you are stupid aren’t you Mr. Lee?

@ProfHinkley How is this about his race or sex?

Ken Paxton won the Texas U.S. Senate primary. I hereby endorse him and encourage all Republicans to do the same. Do you?

@WhiteHouse Guess who scored higher on the MMSE? Trump or Harambe? It was Harambe!

Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.

@CalltoActivism “That whole excursion”, as if he has nothing to do with it 🙄

🚨YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP Trump is asked about the high gas prices NOW… and he starts bragging how low gas was BEFORE the “excursion” in Iran. Trump’s brain is total mush. Anyone have a Time Machine? I need to fill up my tank.

@JDVance When politicians CONDONE FRAUD VIA PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS, normal Americans suffer.

When politicians allow fraud to run rampant, normal Americans suffer.

@PeteHegseth Zip it manwhore.

Two simple Truths: Jesus Christ died for our sins. America’s fallen died for our freedom. May we live worthy.

@MoundLore It had a distinct smell. Plastics, glue, metal, and a whiff of ozone.

RadioShack was the last store where being confused felt useful. You’d walk in for batteries and end up standing in front of tiny drawers full of parts you didn’t understand yet. Resistors. Switches. Speaker wire. Fuses. Project kits. Adapters for problems so specific they sounded made up until somebody behind the counter nodded immediately and disappeared into aisle six. People remember the batteries. They forget the feeling. RadioShack made technology feel close enough to touch. You could buy a soldering iron, a police scanner, a bag of LEDs, a replacement remote part, a weird cable, a battery club card, or one tiny component that somehow brought the whole thing back to life. Kids built crystal radios. People repaired RC cars. Teens stripped speaker wire in garages. Some employee who looked like he had worked there since 1987 could translate your terrible explanation into exactly the part you needed. That kind of place teaches a different relationship with the world. Machines had backs and screws and wires. Things failed for reasons. You could open them. You could make mistakes. You could learn enough to stop being intimidated. Then the world changed. Screens replaced screws. Batteries got glued in. Devices got sealed. Parts disappeared. Stores stopped assuming people wanted to understand anything below the surface. People call that convenience. But there’s a reason people remember RadioShack harder than they should. It was one of the last places that made technology feel unfinished. Like normal people still had permission to participate. Now most of us carry objects more powerful than anything in that store ever sold and most of us would not even know where to begin if one stopped working.

@DOWResponse @KidRock Why is this rich kid from Michigan sending messages? He’s just another one born with a silver spoon in his mouth. I suppose he’s the only one who idolizes you, manwhore.

Memorial Day message from @KidRock

@PeteHegseth Shut it manwhore.

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@WHFraudTF @VP @ScottBradyPA Are you finding more people who can buy pardons? $$$

.@VP Vance has chosen former Trump U.S. Attorney @ScottBradyPA to serve as Executive Director of the Task Force to Eliminate Fraud. Scott is leading the charge to fight fraudsters stealing from YOU and endangering the lives of the most vulnerable Americans. 🇺🇸

@boujiebaddie @Acyn You can see he totally lost his thought, didn’t remember who he was talking about, and tried to recover with a generic statement. Sad.

@Acyn What you mean “He’s a person I’ve known for a long time”? Isn’t that your son senile Trump.😂

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

@LucyLawful3 @Acyn Or something else 🫪

@Acyn I think this guys water is about to break.

Trump on Ballroom: A tremendous amount of what's being done with respect to the ballroom is for national security. We have a drone port. We have also we have the glass that's for inches thick. Bulletproof glass. We have bulletproof walls. You need a place like this.

@usedgov You guys are really bad at this.

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.

@atrupar The amount of fake numbers his staff feeds him is astonishing.

Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

@gmoult I remember cutting up and eating a pear at work, and my coworker (originally from TX) told me he’d never seen anyone eat a pear like that - he said “I thought they just came in cans”. No lie!

at least 1/5 of americans have never consumed a pear

@atrupar I can’t listen to him go on about fraud, when his boss is pardoning any fraudster who has the $ to buy one.

JD Vance: "My maama and pawpa"

@rustbeltkid1 Church followed by a fire hall reception. Dad and I drove to Delaware (from PA) to buy tax free liquor for the open bar. $200 dress off the rack at a bridal store. It’s crazy what people spend these days.

Where did people get married before wedding venues existed?

@atrupar That squirm as he lies is a tell.

well, i'm convinced!

@WhiteHouse From Russia with Love.

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