Joe Willmott

Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile

I screenshotted my Amazon basket last month. It's now "Prime Day" and every single item is more expensive, claiming it's a Prime Day Deal.

@jakemilsom3 @NetflixUK Heard it was shit anyway 🤷‍♀️

@joe_willmott @NetflixUK I’m getting the same thing

Wtf is this shit @NetflixUK you've been bigging up #WWEonNetflix and now I can't watch it!? Send me a new TV plz. #WWERawonNetflix

@trianguleight @fesshole So... Bitcoin?

Being able to use cash is a democratic right. If we had a permissionless decentralized electronic version ie that replicated cash in that the owner of it had sovereignty of it then we can replace it. However currently all electronic solutions are subject to the state or a financial institution having the ability to block or take your assets. Cash has to always be an option in a free society. Unless there is an actual electronic equivalent.

I own a restaurant business. Ending cash payments was the best decision I've ever made. The Venn diagram between people who say "cash is king" and those most likely to complain about something was basically a circle

@BobbyBlack1990 Go to bed

Called it. #WrestleMania

Just went to @Tesco and then @AldiUK - the "Aldi price match" in Tesco is false. Half the products which had it were cheaper in Aldi than Tesco.

@CVNutt82 @PetsatHome 5 years later, still true 100% of the time 🤦‍♀️

@PetsatHome always get your AVA dog food which comes in a 'resealable' bag, yet the ones I get NEVER reseal 😔

@planetjedward Are you whispering so you don't wake somebody up?

@planetjedward I just got mentioned by Jedward. I'm sweating from head to toe.

@Lucas_Souza_LX @OptaJoe I did indeed make this (15+ years ago). Whilst I have no idea where the music came from as it's been so long, I was a child with very little money to spend on my games, so it would have been sourced from either @Sounddogs or @Newgrounds' audio portal as most of my audio was.

@joe_willmott @OptaJoe @joe_willmott Hi Joe, I wanted to ask you if you made the viridia game (swfchan.com/11/54589/?viri…). If you did, I would like to know what music you used in the background for this game

No footballer has ever won the World Cup whilst being the current Ballon d'Or holder. @OptaJoe I'll take that Twitter handle now xoxo

this will likely be our most important contribution to the internet. proud of the team. #web5 (RIP web3 VCs 🤫) developer.tbd.website/projects/web5/

Bought @HisenseGlobal Smart TV, opened @itvhub. They stopped supporting this device YESTERDAY. I don't know who, but somebody goofed massively when ITV was plastered on the box of a TV widely available across major UK supermarkets... and @ITV decided it was somehow obsolete 🤦‍♀️

@cody_walthall @PlayStation Like that? Absolute joke.

@PlayStation I am trying to online chat with your support, I got disconnected and it told me to try again tomorrow. What kind of service is that???

@MixxDattNegroo Been down all day but PlayStation Support have also decided not to show up today. The network status page says all good though, so it must just be thousands of gamers who have got it wrong 💃

@PlayStation Thousands of people unable to get online all day (PS4 UK) but your status report says all is good so we've been dismissed by support. We pay for this, you need to fix it.

New reveals from this week's State of Play showcase action-RPGs and a legendary fighting game franchise from talented Japanese and Korean developers: play.st/3eOirrF

@almurray @almurray wanna come watch the new one with me?

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@whimsical Thanks. I can't do those things, but I'm also clocking off and have a bit of time on my side, so happy to wait - glad your team already caught it earlier 👍

@joe_willmott Apologies, Joe! We also noticed this earlier today and will try to solve this asap. In the meantime, can you please use another browser (we only spotted this in Safari) or drag / drop you images instead of using the button or the shortcut?

@whimsical I can no longer place an image. Could do it yesterday, but now the button and hitting "I" do nothing at all.