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🚨 Following reports of a explosion, a massive fire rages on at Valero oil refinery in Port Arthur, Texas.



Great job not spilling your coffee that is filled to the brim of your coffee cup.













Be Zuck >Build Facebook before you can legally drink >Bet wrong on mobile. Admit it. Rebuild everything >Buy Instagram for $1B to stop it from replacing you >$10B gone overnight when Apple nukes your ad business >Rename company to Meta >Everyone agrees: "He's lost it" >Stock tanks 70% >Fire 21,000 people >Burn ~$60B on VR while Wall Street screams >Put AI in Ray-Bans. Sell 2 million pairs >Stock hits all-time highs >Meanwhile Jobs gone. Bezos retired. Gates out >You're the last OG founder standing






H-1B workers right now: Sitting in India. Visa appointment cancelled. Rescheduled 6 months out. Can't return to U.S. Can't interview anywhere else. Merry Christmas.




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