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@lololeereverie Tell him if he tugs them more than twice he’s playing with them and he’ll go blind. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My 12 yo son gets into phrases he uses as chirps in hockey, so when he finds one he likes, that’s all he says.
Right now it’s “give your balls a tug”
Me: “honey, take the garbage out.”
Him: “give yer balls a tug.”
Me: “that makes no sense”
Him: “better give yer balls a tug.”
🤦🏻♀️
So of course half the time I’m scrolling dudes whining on social media and I really desperately want to write: “maybe you should give yer balls a tug.”
My writer’s tongue is being corrupted by my own (hilarious) kid
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🚨🇰🇼🇮🇷 BREAKING: Iran struck a desalination plant in Kuwait, killing an Indian worker.
Just as predicted.
Coalition forces hit Iran's water reservoir in Haftkel.
Iran responded by hitting Gulf water infrastructure.
The pattern held again.
South Pars led to Ras Laffan.
Steel plants led to aluminum facilities.
Water for water.
14 ballistic missiles and 12 drones hit Kuwait in the past 24 hours alone.
A military base was struck injuring 10 personnel.
A private warehouse was damaged.
Kuwait gets over 90% of its drinking water from desalination.
It's a lifeline for an entire nation.
And someone in the coalition struck Iran's water supply knowing full well this would be the response.
Gulf leaders need to have a very serious conversation about who is selecting targets in Iran that guarantee the most devastating possible retaliation against their own countries.
Source: AFP

Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🚨🇮🇶🇮🇷 Black smoke rising from Camp Victory at Baghdad International Airport after rocket attack by Iranian-backed militias. The most attacked American facility in Iraq is burning again.
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@MaryMacElveen @ShadowofEzra @MarkJCarney Canada is a partner in NATO and NORAD.
Nothing else.
Your pedo felon wannabe dicktator *president’s can fuck off.
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@ShadowofEzra Does this include Canada? What does Prime Minister Mark Carney @MarkJCarney think of this? Does he on behalf of all #Canadians have a say in the matter?
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Pete Hegseth says Donald Trump has drawn a new strategic map from Greenland to the Gulf of America, calling it “Greater North America.”
He says every sovereign nation north of the equator is not part of the Global South, but part of the security perimeter in this great neighborhood we all live in.
"We call this map the Greater North America.”
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@Nana00018487212 @Freedom77015202 @JimBarr81145663 Bullshit.
The PM only flies in that plane.
If it’s a personal flight, he pays for the seat as if he was flying commercial.
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@Freedom77015202 @JimBarr81145663 I was wondering about this. So why did he do it???? Showing citizens again how little he thinks of our rules. He believes himself a king.
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The Prime Minister cannot use the Royal Canadian Air Force (RCAF) for personal or private purposes. RCAF aircraft may only be used for official government business, under strict rules, and only with AUTHORIZATION from the Minister of National Defence.
Anti-Boomer@mapleblooded
Mark Carney flying to Boston to visits his daughter at our expense. Just a quick weekend getaway in the USA. That’s fine. Right, Elbozos?
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@cewgarcia @MalcolmNance Ah, that's depressing. Thanks for explaining it.
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Just Now! Standing in the REI checkout line a Marine came up to me and said “I want you to know we appreciate what reporters do.” I assured this Marine I would let all my reporter buds know. She is a young mother and about to deploy. So all around it’s a good day. The nasty officials out there will always lose. Thank you Marine!
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@Americanvalues @TerryMoran Except the 🇺🇸.
Sucking the hind tit on aluminum supply because of your pedo felon *president’s idiotic policies.
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@johnstrong_ham @TerryMoran You know aluminum and steel has a military use. Every country on earth protects domestic industries the military relies on. Its national security..... literally the most common use for tariffs....
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So having a stable trading relationship with our peaceful, democratic neighbor, with whom we share a 4000-mile border, has national-security implications?
Trump slams Canada with tariffs.
Canada diversifies exports of aluminum.
Trump starts war. Needs aluminum.
Genius.
Kashif Pirzada, MD@KashPrime
So Trump puts a tariff on Canadian aluminum... Which leads to Canada selling most of it to Europe instead... Trump instead imports it from his dictator buddies in the Gulf, and now that's cut off... And now there's nothing left to buy from Canada lol
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@jeffdafo @gov_go_boom @markpmeredith @sentdefender Their hq is in Colorado.
Think that he would have a shred of knowledge about it.
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BREAKING: Earlier today, NORAD intercepted an aircraft that was near the Palm Beach,FL area where President Trump is spending the weekend. "During the intercept, NORAD aircraft dispensed flares, which may have been visible to the public." The aircraft was quickly escorted out of the area. Secret Service tells FOX News there was no threat to Trump or his plane (which is parked at PBI)
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@gov_go_boom @markpmeredith @sentdefender NORAD has command of Canadian and American aircraft.
Where have you been?
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@markpmeredith @sentdefender I'm not aware of any aircraft that NORAD has. That's not what they do.
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