Jon Wirth 🏴‍☠️

HS daughter: I want to go to Tanzania this summer for 11 days and work in an orphanage. Me: What? Why? Plus 20 more questions. Her:

Spencer with another banger #spencer #LA #mayor

@CTheCurator B/C of Karen Bass

I want us to be fucking foreal. Can we take this seriously this time? Like why is Spencer Pratt being taken seriously by any single soul in regards to politics???????????????

@natebige_ @elia_mafhh Truth

@jon_wirth @elia_mafhh Ignorance is contagious

And the bill did not pass! Louisiana is not losing 2 congressional districts.

@JessicaTarlov Always has been for some. Please keep up.

No longer just toxic in the United States—the Trump family brand is toxic globally.

@CohenSite Dear Joe: think you are missing the point. Shouldn’t the question be why is he in a hotel?

Wait, so it turns out he’s been lying this whole time?

@natebige_ @elia_mafhh And has 60k followers. How?

@elia_mafhh What are you talking about? It just passed the Senate committee. And we will go to the Senate floor for a vote, which it will pass. I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.

Didn’t you assholes tell us not to fly in sweat pants?

@ChrisVanHollen @FBIDirectorKash

Yesterday, @FBIDirectorKash told me he'd take the Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test if I did. Well, here's mine.   Given all the lies he told yesterday, I imagine he'll fudge the numbers here, but let's see yours, Director Patel.

@Kerryist04 Dear Kerryist04, what is your truth?

This was proven to be false btw

@Acyn Were the rules followed? This is so simple that even @AOC should be able to understand it.

AOC: What is extremely disturbing about what has happened in Virginia is this court overturned the will of three million Virginians. They can say what they want about the ballot initiative, but they explicitly chose to issue this ruling after the election happened. They had all the time in the world to issue an opinion or an injunction before allowing this election to happen. They did not overturn a map—they overturned an election. It is the power of the American people that should be the ultimate check on all three branches. The court’s ability to overturn an election that was clear in its result should be something that is called into question.

Welcome to #bloomington

This is why MAGA’s top paid influencers are attacking me because I refused to be bought by the same lobby that pays them. And because I’m not bought and paid for, I’m free to speak the truth and will continue to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@ChrisVanHollen You may want think b4 you hit send

You got me, I catered a holiday reception for my staff with campaign — not taxpayer — dollars! Now let's see your receipts. #ReleaseTheTab

@martypieratt @IndianaFootball And you work for IU?

Gross. Disgusting. Disappointing. Glad some players came up with excuses not to visit a felonious, draft-dodger & the most immoral leader in modern history. @IndianaFootball ends a wonderful season with a crap sandwich. It’s not politics. It’s just that Trump is so despicable.

I apologize for the inconvenience, but we just won’t have any vehicles here if you come at 8:00a.

@Enterprise here is a new one. Just got a call from enterprise telling me that they don’t have any cars for my 8s reservation 2 morrow morning, could I come at noon, they might have one by then. Tried to resolve issue by calling the 800.

our corporate office overnight and we just got into the branch to see that those vehicles didn’t arrive. I’m going to give them a call when they open at 9a, but more than likely our earliest availability is going to be tomorrow once we start getting some returns.

Got this at 6a: Jon, this is Enterprise Rent-A-Car in Fishers. I’m terribly sorry to reach out to you at this time of the day, but we unfortunately won’t have anything available until tomorrow afternoon closer to 1p. We were scheduled to get between 15-20 vehicles delivered from

Great job #seattle

@BarstoolBigCat And barstool pays the guy

Thank God we got the steam room video

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Instead of any raises that mintzy guy deserves fines for every screw up. Seems fair.

It is with great sadness that I report that despite promising a Steam Room Banger from Vegas promoting tonight’s stream…. (and oversleeping it but vowing a make-up Spa Banger from Chicago) ….Mintzy will not be making a promo video. PLEASE still watch @StoolAfterDark tonight!