Jonathan Allard

Oh nothing, just watering my Claudes

this is like one of the worst things i've ever twet i am very sorry

meet, met feed, fed tweet, twet

@suchnerve no, it's "twet"

“‘Twote’??” Oh please as if THAT’S the most shocking thing I’ve twitten

I still think about the absolute meltdowns screamed at that lady who twote about loving her peaceful morning ritual of coffee in the garden with her beloved husband

*enters one keyword* search engine: yep, all good *enters a second keyword* search engine: what the fu-

@DefenderOfBasic within "innovation vs maintenance": does maintenance count as changing the world?

oooh shit money IS real. I mean some of it. The ones you can spend and things change in the world - that's real money. If you spend money and nothing changes in the world - fake money. I see I see

@visakanv I have notes on chapters 14 and 27, for some reason. Maybe because they're good.

i've never finished reading christopher alexander's timeless way of being, because every time i read it I end up being inspired to do something. i suppose this is maybe one of the highest compliments i can give a book

@DefenderOfBasic i'm just here thinking this is a perfectly good zone. not too big, not too small. the proportion pleases me. it's all good.

....wait! this diagram is inaccurate. Not all humans share the same boundary on reality. For some people it grows over time (upon enlightenment)

@bashu_thanks See the same people regularly, building trust both ways Homelessness co-exists with a condition of social exclusion/disaffiliation

reinventing the "if you suddenly were homeless with 5$ to your name, how would you get out of it" discourse, but for skin hunger

@luciascarlet Ah yes, the plosions. Reminds me of clusion

you can explode and you can implode but can you simply plode

@eurydicelives *whispers* it's a trauma response. it's okay.

@mholt6 @usgraphics

@usgraphics Oh NO. Look what they did to my boy

Last time I used cPanel, it was like 2004. I thought I'd check up on the UI...ooff.

@SIGKITTEN > Cheeses hockey and cry sits Look, I won't pretend to lie here. I don't know what this means. Is this about a trip to Canada and France? What do you want to do?

@jonathanallard jfc

why is there STILL input lag in claude-code

@KellytoyDK please check for carbon monoxide

I can't prove it but youtube is planting red bars underneath the thumbnails of videos that I definitely have not watched

@soychotic Is it because the join table probably turns out to represent an actual model in itself?

Sooo many times when you create many-to-many relationships in the form of generic join tables, you’re doing something too dumbly/simply for the future you

@soychotic ah yes, join table poly

@madeofmistak3 stew. it just smells good.

what exactly do people do with bookmarked tweets?

@johnloeber - Hmm. Sure. But so what. - Your history, like code, is a tool that can be used to document and represent what's going on and what occurred. It can be more or less clear. Just like code can be cryptic and still work. Should you use Git to document your history clearly? Your call.

@johnloeber - Hmm okay. But why go through that hassle. - Your history is now simple and linear. It's easier to understand, from recent to old. If your commits are atomic, you are can use it to bisect a regression.

i frequently ask engineering candidates what the difference between a git rebase and a git merge is i have heard so many (100+) garbled, nonsensical, or subtly wrong answers — but always using the right vocab — over the past few months, that at this point i feel totally fried and would not personally answer this question as well as i would have before i started doing this. i frequently have to look it up just to override all the wrong stuff i am hearing. this is like context window pollution for LLMs