Jon Horne

@MikeyCycling Unless they're black and they're laughing at you, then you pull out what looks like a knife.

There's an easy way to avoid being caught for using your phone whilst driving, lad. I accept that for you, driving like an adult is a bit of a big ask though. Also, people film me all the time, it's their right and it doesn't bother me.

@TheIDSmiths In racist AI world they sent the work experience boy for a tin of tartan paint, and he found one.

I first joined Twitter because I was dismayed about the closure of Woolworths and wanted to find a community of people who felt the same way. Anyway, next thing I knew I was firebombing a mosque

@Haggis_UK Didn't stop him supporting Brexit.

Mick Lynch on Nigel Farage: "He's going to unleash a torrent of racism & division.. putting us into the dark ages" ML calls out the Telegraph: "The Telegraph seems to be preparing itself to become a fully signed up affiliate of Reform & all the racism & disunity it will cause"

@fakehistoryhunt Definitely don't have it on a t-shirt at Glenn Miller Band gigs.

Just a reminder, if you see this sign at a flea market or antique shop somewhere, don't buy it. It's an 1970s fake, it didn't really exist. And yes, I have seen it in films and tv shows set during the war...

@MattGlassman312 And a British Prime Minister.

There’s a U.S. president whose first language wasn’t English.

@Boba_Ball_ Running is not a sign of virtue or evil, it's just a thing people do.

Sorry. People who run regularly do not run in football tops

@sharpniall16 @superlufc1919 *I'd have done. *heroes.

@jonjonhorne @superlufc1919 Thanks Jon, I don’t know what I’d of done if you hadn’t corrected the spelling mistake. I can now sleep tonight. Not all hero’s wear capes

If Harwood-Bellis was making fun of Ayling’s stammer, that’s is an absolute disgrace. It is something Ayling has had to deal with his whole life yet he always put him self up to be interviewed when things were going tough for Leeds on the pitch

@theJakeLawrence @HULLCITYREFRESH Boro are a real team with real supporters, you're tinpot Sunday league chancers with no fans, owned by someone who is definitely not a war-criminal gangster, who will be relegated without winning a game.

@HULLCITYREFRESH Ridiculous😹if Boro should be there then they should’ve beaten us on the pitch. The only reason YOU want Boro there is cos you fancy your chances more against them than Saints.

Haven’t grown so much hate for a team in such a short space of time then I have for Southampton, such an unlikeable boring yo-yo club. Kim looks like such a nice bloke too. Should be us and Boro in that final. #hcafc #boro

@HULLCITYREFRESH This is the first and last time I will be supporting Hull City in a football match. I feel dirty but it's worth it.

@deksmith832 @superlufc1919 Nice tits Dek.

@superlufc1919 Sticks and stones may break my bones but calling never hurt me also don’t tell tales that’s how was brought up

@sharpniall16 @superlufc1919 *their game

@superlufc1919 Fucking men turning in to cry babies nowadays. What is going on. It’s what happens on football pitches, you try and get in to other peoples heads to put them off there game. Ridiculous how people are reacting

@outdoorzia @superlufc1919 And if he abuses anyone's race, gender or disability he should get a ban. But that hasn't happened. Rules of the game.

@philsimpson89 @superlufc1919 It's Tee-tee-Teessiders, and you know it.

@superlufc1919 So his club and take the piss and it’s okay ?

@_toosb @Capt_Fishpaste Those sort of people wouldn't. They miss the days when they could throw bananas at black players.

@Capt_Fishpaste I didn’t either. What’s depressing is people thinking it’s okay to mock him because “it’s football.” Presumably they wouldn’t be too fussed about racist abuse in the heat of battle either?

I didn't know Luke Ayling had a stutter. What I do know is that the few people who have tried to use my stutter to undermine me have been the biggest cowards I've ever encountered.

@Capt_Fishpaste @_toosb No one has to be decent, it's a protected characteristic, like race. If you attack an opponent physically, you get sent off. Verbal abuse concerning race, gender or disability carries a 6-match ban.

@_toosb Agreed. Some things should be off-limits. Football should still demand decency.

@evsfred @Eio_Eio_Eio @LouisB2249 Source: the 6-match ban

@Eio_Eio_Eio @LouisB2249 Source: trust me bro

Fucking hell is Luke Ayling even speaking English? 🤣

@JustSaints_ @FA You think it's closed? If that's the way you run your club you're even more of a tinpot Sunday league outfit than you look.

🚨 The matter between #SaintsFC defender Taylor Harwood-Bellis and Luke Ayling is now closed after reviewing the referee's report and speaking to the player. [via @FA]

@Karl652 @mxrwanlfc No one thinks you're British.

What 'discriminatory language' could Harwood-Bellis possibly have used towards his fellow white Englishman Luke Ayling? I'm confused

@EO_Halloran It's not over though, is it? For all we know they could still be circulating Rochdale (or wherever it is), exhausted and starving but unable to stop because they've all forgotten how.

Everyone is safe. Its over with in a few seconds. There's no reason to be wishing death threats upon people for making sure everything stays safe

If you ever cycle with someone who is more vulnerable than you and you consider how the typical 2 ton SUV is driven then you will not be confused as to why he's making sure those cars don't pass on a bend

@60sPsychJukebox "Girls" finds its way into the blurb as if Father Jack is yelling in the corner.

YOU GOING TONIGHT? May 12th 1967, Pink Floyd, first show to include loudspeakers placed at the back of the hall to give a 'sound in the round', i.e. quadraphonic.