Jonathan Hayward(Maximus Vociferous)
20.1K posts
Jonathan Hayward(Maximus Vociferous)
@jonwhay
Sex realist gay man
Cardiff, Wales Katılım Ocak 2009
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@terrybnd @Cumbriapolice @lakedistrictnpa I hike, and wild camp along the way. My tent is small. It goes up late and I’m away at first light. I leave no trace and no one would know I had been there.
This vandals are spoiling it for everyone that loved the countryside!
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Look at these irresponsible a******s fly camping atop Newlands Pass this morning #lakedistrict Drove vehicles up onto the moor and got a fire barrel up there! 🤯🤯💔😢 They verbally abused locals who told em what they’re doing is wrong 🙄 @Cumbriapolice @lakedistrictnpa @PeterW_Lakes
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@QcWynter @ianbourns You forgot the support puppy for the planners.
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@ianbourns Consultation, consultants, surveyors, road closures & barriers.
Paint?
Not a lot.
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I know a chap who could have done this for a couple of grand and even then he would have felt he was pushing his luck with the price.
Ben Graham@BenGrahamUK
This rainbow junction in Hounslow cost £48,174 of public money. Some will say it promotes inclusion. Others will question the cost. Where do you stand?
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When was the last time you cooked a main meal using only fresh ingredients?
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@dilanesper Get over yourself love! Trans women are men!
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If I do a thread about a trans woman and call her "her", and you come in my thread and "correct" me and say "you mean him", I'm probably going to block you. Beyond expressing prejudice, you are being immature and uninteresting. It adds nothing to go into threads and say that.
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@churchofengland @Baroness_Nichol No thanks more woke shite! I’m glad I’m not Cof E
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A historic moment is coming up. ⛪
The 106th Archbishop of Canterbury, Sarah Mullally, will be installed at Canterbury Cathedral on 25 March 2026.
Wherever you are, you can join us and watch online.
Find the livestream at cofe.io/Installation.
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Eid Mubarak to everyone celebrating across Ashton, Audenshaw, Droylsden, Dukinfield and beyond. ✨
Wishing you and your families peace, happiness and good health. May this special time bring communities together in kindness and reflection.
#EidMubarak
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@EdwardJDavey Oh please , you would do yourself a lot more credit if you just apologised for your role in the post office scandal. Instead of pandering to a small arrogant demanding minority!
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@cassand07959039 @exRAF_Al I hate it! Especially this nepo baby who is in a beard marriage and has a trans child!
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If “there” is the successful final redundancy payment to the last of the 3,400 steelmakers made redundant in the town he is supposed to represent, slow clap for Steve. What he won’t tell you is that in the town he is supposed to represent, thousands of men and women lost their jobs at a stroke because, well.. “Labour net zero”. For over 200 years, UK Steel industry lead the industrial revolution only to be killed off by politicians, bought off at a price as low as the energy required to make steel is now high. We can't make so-called virgin steel any longer because on his watch, we closed quite possibly, the finest steelmaking blast furnaces in Europe. In its place, we decided to make steel using immature technology that uses pieces of scrap metal that requires electricity bought at the highest cost in the developed world. Further, we now rely entirely on imported coke and coking coal for primary steelmaking after the closure of domestic coke ovens at Port Talbot and Scunthorpe. Labour in Wales has become a government of lanyards and committee meetings on Teams and Zoom whilst its NHS continues to fail, its schools produce the most poorly educated children, it can’t even build roads. And now, he wants to make imported steel even more expensive when there is less demand for home grown steel because his party has smashed the economy. Absolute shambles. Port Talbot could vote for Mr Beeny or Mr Blobby and still be far better off.
Stephen Kinnock@SKinnock
We've got there! A new UK Govt *Steel Strategy* - to support our industry. 🎯 New targets to use British & Welsh-made steel. 💪New protections to stop other countries undercutting our steel industry. 💸£5.8bn to National Wealth Fund to invest in steel & related sectors. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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@AlisonMoyet Are you going to do a duet with Liza now?
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So. Yeah. Anyway.
Ancestry says Judy Garland is my 8th half cousin.
Rain on that parade, ghoul demons.
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@THERussellGrant Sending good thoughts mate
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Thank you for all the love it's sped me through the tests and results will be forthcoming in the days to come. I'll be discharged later today ...
In the meantime a VERY HAPPY ASTROLOGICAL NEW YEAR! It's the Spring Equinox (Autumn Equinox down south) which is 0 degrees Aries and in our astrology which, is the tropical zodiac, this means it's the start of a brand new cycle, the birth of the year.
I'll be recording a video when I catch my breath and can find a colour to suit the occasion. Much love, and thank you for being there 🧡
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@NJ_Timothy @StanisJenna We need a few more Tories like you speaking out ! If you did you’d have a chance at the next election.
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This Labour MP wants me investigated and silenced.
He makes my case for me.
Labour’s rebranded “Islamophobia” definition is designed to censor us.
So Mr Khan, here’s my reply:
Get lost.
Nick Timothy MP@NJ_Timothy
Too many are too polite to say this. But mass ritual prayer in public places is an act of domination. The adhan - which declares there is no god but allah and Muhammad is his messenger - is, when called in a public place, a declaration of domination. Perform these rituals in mosques if you wish. But they are not welcome in our public places and shared institutions. And given their explicit repudiation of Christianity they certainly do not belong in our churches and cathedrals. I am not suggesting everybody at Trafalgar Square last night is an Islamist. But the domination of public places is straight from the Islamist playbook. Trafalgar Square belongs to all of us. It is a national memorial to our independence and our salvation. Last night was not like a televised football match or a St Patrick’s Day celebration. It was an act of domination and therefore division. It shouldn’t happen again.
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@bbcquestiontime @BBCSounds @BBCiPlayer @BBCNews No thanks! As usual you’ve stacked the audience with a bunch of lefties
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Welcome back to Question Time, tonight we’re in Croydon
You can tune in now via the @BBCSounds live news stream, or watch now on @BBCiPlayer and the @BBCNews Channel
Join the conversation using #bbcqt
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…
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@Keir_Starmer Indulging Islamic activists is not going to get your party re-elected! They’re using you and you’re too dense to see it!
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I’m proud of our tolerant and diverse country.
I’m proud that in Trafalgar Square we celebrate all faiths.
That’s British values.
The comments from Nick Timothy are shameful. Kemi Badenoch should do the right thing and sack him.
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@AdamJSchwarz @EdwardJDavey He lied and used parliamentary privelidge to protect himself from libel!
Tess Summers 🏴🇮🇪@tesssummers98
Ed Davey blatantly lied in PMQs about GBNews, using parliamentary privilege so he couldn't be sued. Their reply: "..It is therefore inaccurate and irresponsible to assert that GB News has been found in breach of impartiality or accuracy rules “hundreds of times”, as no such record exists" gbnews.com/news/gb-news-c…
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Lib Dem Leader @EdwardJDavey calls for action against GB News:
"We cannot let GB News propaganda turn our great country into Trump's America."
#PMQs
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This lady started living authentically as a womxn mid way through Mastermind earlier tonight. She would like a name that captures her true feminine essence & I’d like to increase my next X payout. So, her name is a food you have been sick on followed by a seaside town.
Salsa-Bognor certainly has a ring to it.
Now go! Get clicking!
#EngagementFarming 🚜
#NameThatTroon
#ClickBait
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@VoWalesOfficial This is the company that supplies breast binders to confused young girls!
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So here it is. After seeing the diabolical and frankly dangerous window display put on by Lush. Me being me I had to go in an question what it was all about and to give some examples of what migrants have done to women & children in Swansea. Here is the full video.
These people specialise in making soap, stay in your lane!
Boycott!
You can email your complaints here, feel free to post them in the comments. Don’t laugh at the email address 🤐
Wecare@lush.co.uk
Swansea@lush.co.uk
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@AvonandsomerRob @ArabelsRaven85 Sees Candy! Beautiful stuff
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Cadbury is going downhill. What's your Go-To Chocolate in 2026?
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Normally, Cadbury's chocolate is full-price just before Easter.
Every shop I've been in, it has been discounted by 20 to 50% for the Mini Eggs range.
I tried a small bar, and the taste has completely changed.
It's tasteless & oily.
What happened to Cadbury?
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