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@ejodee @hell_line0 These mofos are just shameless

The homeless man outside my University had a PhD in literature. I only found out because I dropped my book walking past him one day. He picked it up, looked at the cover, and said, "Ah, Virginia Woolf. Have you read her essays on consciousness?" One medical bankruptcy and a series of cascading disasters later, he's been on that corner for three years. "The difference between us," he said, "is about six months of bad luck." I think about that every time I complain about my problems.

@WH_NursingStaff Become self aware, please. Look at your post. If it were a noise, it would be a long, gassy belch. Heard by others...who found it quite naturally--repulsive.

@GPAIndiana It’s only impressive when there are high stakes. Check out the free solo “boulder problem”… if you can stomach it. youtu.be/mkzhul9dsQM?si…

I am pretty sure this violates at least a couple of laws of physics! 🤣 That was Amazing

@sulmoney 😂😂😂

I grew up with the savage Pakistani Muslim culture and traditions as the first child of immigrants in America I used a lota to wash my ass after pooping as soon as I was coordinated enough to do so So once I was at school with the civilized white people of the world and saw that they were just toilet paper after pooping and GOING ABOUT THEIR DAYS AND EATING LIKE OH YEAH THATS HOW WE DO THINGS HERE IN AMERICA YOU PAKI, I learned all I needed to know about these people

A downed US pilot has attracted more media attention than more than 100 schoolgirls massacred by a US Pilot in Iran. This is the media machine that wants to narrate the truth. Journalism is beat down by paymasters of a certain persuasion of values.

@flackospalace @ReneGieseler Other people suffer more than I, therefore my suffering is up for ridicule. Got it. You didn't have to fuck around with this post. Just a dick move.

It’s a privilege to cry about gas prices instead of your family members being bombed

Today I learned that many fish that are caught and released don't survive. They ultimately die from stress, injury, infection, or exhaustion. For deepwater species, 90% die. Switzerland and Germany have banned catch and release entirely on the grounds that it causes unnecessary suffering. Do you think we should do the same?

@FerAverageDude @giveashitnature General strike No aliens needed

@giveashitnature At this point, I'd accept an alien invasion if they actually helped us punishing the Elites/organized crime and fix the damage caused to the environment so we can finally learn to actually live in harmony with nature.

Imagine explaining to an alien civilization that we went extinct because we thought planting trees and taking care of the planet was weird hippie stuff.

@weiyingsmanager You could have ignored this you fkn soulless bully

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @JoshuaSeattle1 Chef kiss

@JoshuaSeattle1 Some people called him Maurice, Josh

I've been a Republican for over 60 years and it's time for me to admit it, I was wrong to vote for Donald Trump.

🚨 BREAKING: DOJ Announces FARA Enforcement Action Against AIPAC In an unexpected move this evening, the Department of Justice announced the launch of a formal investigation into the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) for alleged violations of the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA). AIPAC has declined to comment, but sources inside the organization describe the mood as "panicked."

If you want to see fireflies this summer, don't clean up your yard yet! Firefly larvae spend the first 2 years of life underground, and leaf litter provides them an important habitat and attracts their food. A messy yard = more summertime magic.

@giveashitnature Yesssss

The pop psychology/personality quizzes are back in full swing on Snapchat, (aimed at young users) gettin all that good stuff to serve it up to AI. And ppl just cant resist that shit...

Bats pollinate 300 different flowers, including foods we eat. If you like bananas, mangoes, guavas, figs, peaches, and dragon fruit, thank a bat. Same with cashews, chocolate, and coconuts. And if tequila is your jam, the agave wouldn't happen without bats. Thank you, bats.

Hey Americans, I might be a know-nothing Brit, but I can't help thinking that arresting your president for raping kids might be a better idea than letting him collapse the global economy and possibly end the world. Just a suggestion.

This is how the Israeli police behave toward an elderly Jewish woman who wanted to protest the Death Penalty for Palestinians Law. If she was Palestinian they would've shot her.

I miss the person who I was 30 seconds ago before I read this comment.

Trump: On Palm Sunday, Jesus entered Jerusalem as crowds welcomed him with praise honoring him as king. They call me king now. Can you believe it?

Nero had a "lavish golden palace" planned.