Jalen Carter is your Daddy
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Jalen Carter is your Daddy
@kactijim
Go Birds! Miners DNI. (Dad jokes aplenty.) Minors DNI (you are probably annoying). WHEN THE HELL DO I GET TO SEE THE GODDAMN SAILBOAT??
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Now that I'm older the idea of some hypothetical punk ass kid on my lawn that I spend time taking care of actually fills me with rage
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@ChuckFBass Just tell me Cris Collinsworth is next.
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Was Chris Simms enjoyable as a studio analyst? No.
Did his role on Football Night in America make sense? Not even once.
But will be be missed? Absolutely not.
Richard Deitsch@richarddeitsch
Chris Simms announced this morning that he is out at Football Night In America. A source at NBC Sports confirms. Obviously NBC has changed up its NFL pregame show with the addition of Mike Tomlin.
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@MichaelRapaport We’re still all united in thinking that you are a retard, don’t worry.
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The Pissy Girls are fighting!!!!!
This is AWESOME
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Dave Smith@ComicDaveSmith
When did I claim you were ducking me? I responded to segments you did about me years ago and challenged you to debate. If you were unaware then I take you at your word. I’m down, what do you want to debate?
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Love to eat popcorn out of the place where Shrek shits
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@_vandul @cevangelista413 Where's the hole fer yer dick?
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@_vandul "Serves 4 or More"
Sounds like a challenge.
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@benaveryisgood Hmmm. Okay.
Possible to stitch two together? Much like Mamma Kelce did when the Eagles and Chiefs played in SB 57 but without losing volume?
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I was very sorry to disappoint all our viewers today and not deliver a lengthy diatribe against the dangers of weed and the apt sharing of 4/20 and Hitlers birthday
HalalFlow@halalflow
Lmao
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@QuayLJones3 It's like picking which child you like best.
Obviously the 1st one.
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@kactijim @AliceFromQueens Don't threaten me with a good time.
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@sam_kritch @AliceFromQueens Haha I hear ya. No problem and have a good one.
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@kactijim @AliceFromQueens Lol, it did not even flag as out of the ordinary for this site
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@DocCoyle Lol sorry. I wasn't saying he boyish charm.
It's funny how many people who thought this part of Trump was funny but aren't too much of a fan because it all is batshit crazy.
He's always been this. Just some folks didn't realize that they might get the crossfire
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Maybe but I don’t think Trump has boyish charm. I think he deals in very grave, consequential, destructive acts and then uses humor and his skills as an entertainer, charisma combined with a cartoonish, over-the-top online behavior to make it seem as if it’s silly and not a big deal. It’s a shell game to disarm people soften the blow of the cruelty and malice .
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Y’all will blame demons for everything. Dude, he’s just an asshole. But you were fine when he was an asshole to the people you hated.
The best metaphor for Trump is that he’s a monster created for destruction, but you guys think Godzilla will just stay in the area you want destroyed. You can’t tame the monster, and eventually he comes for the whole city.
Joel Webbon@JoelWebbon
I genuinely believe Trump is currently demon possessed.
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@sam_kritch @AliceFromQueens HES GOING TO MANDATE PRAYER RUGS FOR KINDERGARTEN!
(Sorry thought I was being sarcastic enough).
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@kactijim @AliceFromQueens Getting mad at people for things you made up?
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The Eagles came away with Toledo safety Emmanuel McNeil-Warren in my mock draft with @DPBrugler.
Philly fans…whatcha think?
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@tomstakes @JacksonDji34856 Of course he can watch his franchise QB win a SB.
He just needs to rent or buy a VCR or watch netflix under "Historical".
What's hard about that?
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@JacksonDji34856 You’ll never know what it’s like to have an actual franchise QB be the reason you win it all either bc you’ll never seen your team win a Super Bowl 😂😂😂
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“We never win anything but at least we don’t have Jalen Hurts as our QB like the Eagles. I don’t want that kind of success. A Super Bowl but no 4k passing yards? No thanks.”
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