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When she sends nudes and expects you to send back too 🤦‍♂️ Me:

If you’re a wife you need to understand 99% of media you see is trying to convince you to hate your husband/children. If you cannot handle this and stay grounded, log off. Constant stream of anti-family, spousal resentment propaganda. Most modern divorces are a result of this.

@MwangoCapital I've always wanted to know how they sustain the no transaction fees charged and still have profits yet other banks haven't emulated them. I honestly wanted to shift from my bank NCBA to them because of that but still didn't get myself to

We're at the I&M Group briefing this morning. Any questions for the management team?

It’s a beautiful world. I refuse to be pessimistic about it. There is devastation, yes. But there is an even bigger basket of wonders. For the good of my heart, I cannot dwell on the tragedies of fate. I am sorry - about it all. But I am happy too. And that’s just the way it is.

So our domestic debt has now crossed KSh 7.05 trillion, with banks, pension funds, and insurers holding nearly 80% of government securities. But rather than thinking about this as government borrowing, it’s more accurate to see it as something else: Kenya has slowly turned its financial system into a machine that finances the state. Not because of bad intentions. Because the system evolved that way. Imagine Kenya as one giant balance sheet with three major actors: 1️⃣ The State spends on infrastructure, salaries, counties, security, etc. 2️⃣ The Financial System banks, pension funds, insurers. 3️⃣ The Real Economy businesses, workers, entrepreneurs. So what happens when government debt rises. Step 1 The government needs money Taxes alone cannot fund everything. So the government issues Treasury bills and bonds. Step 2 The financial system buys them Banks, pension funds and insurers purchase these bonds. Why? Because they are: • Safe • Liquid • Required for regulatory compliance • Offer reliable returns That is why financial institutions now hold nearly 80% of Kenya’s domestic debt. Step 3 Capital flows toward government instead of businesses Every shilling that goes into government bonds is a shilling that does not finance: • factories • SMEs • innovation • housing • agriculture Economists call this crowding out. Once this structure forms, it becomes very hard to escape. Because every part of the system becomes dependent on it. Banks: Government bonds become their safest asset. Pension funds: They need predictable returns for retirees. Insurance companies: They need liquid assets to meet claims. Government: Relies on this demand to finance the budget. And suddenly the entire system is tied together. This is the sovereign-bank loop. If the government struggles financially: • banks are exposed • pensions are exposed • insurers are exposed This is the same dynamic that caused crises in: • Greece • Italy • Argentina • Lebanon The real question we should all ask is Not: “Who is corrupt?” “Which politician is bad?” The deeper question is: Why does the entire financial system finance the government before it finances the economy? Because once you see that structure, the debate changes completely. Breaking the trap is structural in nature. It requires changing capital flows, not personalities. 1. Expanding capital markets - More equity financing for companies. 2. Pension diversification - Less concentration in government bonds. 3. Long-term infrastructure vehicles - So infrastructure isn’t funded from short-term debt. 4. Deepening venture and SME financing - So capital reaches the productive economy. 5. Fiscal discipline over decades - Not one election cycle. Kenya’s debt situation is not simply a story of: • corruption • bad policy • poor leadership It is the result of a financial architecture that gradually formed over decades. Once such systems emerge, they shape the behaviour of everyone inside them. Politicians. Banks. Investors. Citizens. A better national conversation requires us to ask better questions. Instead of asking: “Who failed?” We could start asking: “How should the national balance sheet be structured so that savings finance growth rather than debt?” That question moves the debate: From blame → design From politics → systems thinking And that’s where real solutions begin.

Modern women obsession with "soft life" and "princess treatment" has made a whole generation of women completely blind to the brutal reality of what it actually takes for a man to provide that. You are demanding a man be endlessly romantic, available 24/7, and constantly planning aesthetic dates, while he is literally in the trenches fighting a ruthless economy to build the very empire you want to rest in. ​You cannot demand the spoils of war and then complain that the soldier is too tired to entertain you when he finally gets home. We want the absolute financial security of a conqueror, but we expect him to have the carefree personality and infinite free time of a golden retriever. A man cannot simultaneously be at peace and at war. If he is building your fortress, you have to give him the grace to be exhausted

@Thuranira_1 @dissidentkenyan The hard part is searching for LR numbers in active / ongoing cases. land cases take many years to be concluded, land registry officers do not automatically place caution on land unless requested by litigants. ardhi sasa portal should be linked with court e-filing system

@StandardKenya Sorry to say this after a tragedy but all the wasted Kenyans taxes towards the repatriation and any other associated costs would have helped in upgrading our hospital standards to even avoid going to India for treatment in the first place. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Kenyan delegation led by Prime CS Mudavadi departs JKIA, Nairobi, aboard a KQ flight to India for repatriation of Raila Odinga’s body.

Maybe the last thing I’ll say is this: The only way you can justify the murder of a father of two is if you’ve been programmed by the Left. How? Modern liberalism divides the world into two groups: oppressed vs. oppressor. Oppressors include: White Male Christian Heterosexual Homeowner Able-bodied English-speaking In this Marxist framework, these groups are “privileged,” and that privilege automatically makes them oppressors. The oppressed are defined as: People of color Muslims LGBTQ+ Disabled Non-English speakers The result? Evil done to oppressors is excused. Evil done by the oppressed is justified. This is the logic of intersectionality. It fuels modern feminism, where men are seen as inherently bad. It’s why valid criticisms of Black communities are dismissed as “racist”: the oppressed cannot be wrong. It’s why DEI programs sometimes exclude White applicants, with corporations and universities openly admitting it. It’s why Christianity is the easiest faith to attack in the West. In London, Muslim dawah is allowed, but Christian street preachers are arrested. UK schools ban Easter for “inclusivity,” while public calls to prayer are broadcast in Leicester. In Canada and Europe, nearly 100 churches have been burned in recent years, yet no one cries “Christianophobia.” It’s why White literature and films are rewritten with “diverse” recasts. Snow White, originally written as White, is now played by a brown actress. But imagine Ryan Reynolds cast as Dr. Martin Luther King—the outrage would be global. When it happens to Whites, it’s “justice.” At the heart of this worldview is a toxic doctrine: you are evil or a victim purely based on group identity. Any advantage held by an “oppressor” is privilege. Any disadvantage faced by the “oppressed” is racism, sexism, homophobia, or Islamophobia. This is why so many cheer Charlie’s death. Not because of what he said, most didn’t even listen, but because of who he was: White Christian Heterosexual English-speaking Successful Attractive He ticked every “oppressor” box. And in this broken worldview, that made his murder acceptable. This is the woke mind virus. It has hollowed out millions, leaving them soulless and cheering death.

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@AokoOtieno_ Your prowess in investigation is way better than our incompetent DCI

Evidence kwa kalatas... Murathe, Uhuru, Raila and Mung'aro at the resort

@causticbob Because he couldn't get over his X

'Why' does Zelensky deserve an extra 'y' ?

Sugoi Sese Seko will finish this country. Every Kenyan has to watch this.

@moneyacademyKE Yet they intend to increase despite the Kenyan president's salary being ranked the highest worldwide per GDP Ratio. It's so infuriating.

These are the salaries currently paid to top government officers in Kenya. —President: Sh1.4 million —Deputy President: Sh1.2 million —Speaker (NA, Senate): Sh1.18 million —Prime CS: Sh957,000 —CSs: Sh957,000 —Attorney General: Sh957,000 —Governor: Sh957,000 —Auditor General: Sh957,000 —IEBC Chairperson: Sh957,000 —Deputy Speaker: Sh948,200 —Majority Leader: Sh784,700 —Minority Leader: Sh784,700 —Principal Secretary: Sh792,000 —IG of Police: Sh792,000 —NIS Director General: Sh792,000 —CoB: Sh792,500 —DPP: Sh792,500 —MPs: Sh725,500 —DCI: Sh652,742

Youth for the future! #AmplifyingYouthVoices #FormNiDialogue @siasaplace

Ruto has strategised his kids well. Shaolin ako Real Estate, Nick takes care of the legal aspects and signing huge contracts aka Adani, and other international stuff. He's a lawyer George the Nganya boy aka last born, ako transport. Here's the gist Transport industry has been dominated by Okuyus for eons, in fact they reaped big during the installation of the speed governor Frame 1 is some of the known speed governor installers Kalez Mafia want a take over. That's why Ruto's blue-eyed boy Davis Chirchir ako Transport. They want to introduce "Dashboard cameras" for all PSV NTSA will disguise this reap off as part of road safety measures ati to curb accidents. George buys them from China at 3k, they'll be installed at 25k. Wata anza na School buses. Don't say I didn't tell you owadza... 🚶🚶

If DOGE were to audit USAID's funding in Kenya, you would all be shocked. USAID-KENYA must have been the most corrupt USA agency in Africa. From, • Recruiting adolescents to gayism • Forcing clinics to give Kenyans ARVs ( PreP) • Infiltrating school curriculum with transgenderism • Promoting useless vaccines and deworming tablets to school children • Useless, unnecessary BILL GATES vaccination campaigns • Funding false rape allegations against celebrities who refuse to tow their line • Paying feminists to tarnish the names of righteous men • Funding musical concerts that promote same-sex relationships • Bribing politicians and journalists • Bribing Ministry of Health officials to push untested treatment protocols and drug trials • Interfering in Presidential elections I am probably the only Mandela Washington Fellow who has been blacklisted by USAID - KENYA They label me homophobic and misogynist for refusing to be part of the agenda. I am an Afrikan, and Afrika is my business.

@jumaf3 Watu wameumia. Including watu wa LG TV BQ

Full list of 232 organizations that USAID disbursed funds to in 2024 in relation to activities in Kenya: Full data including a breakdown of the activities funded on Google Sheet link below👇 Source: USAID Development Data Library

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In 2023, Babu Owino received Ksh 136M as NGCDF to develop Embakasi East. He spent Ksh 56M to pay for needy students & the rest on development .Upon verification it was found to be true. Auditor General.

I think it's because we have really embraced the Western Culture of te identity narrative and people getting offended because of opinions which are literally words in the air.