Katey Holgate

@AvantiWestCoast @TPExpressTrains @LNER What are these reasonable routes??

@jimmycarr @NetflixIsAJoke This was brilliant- one of your best @jimmycarr

Natural Born Killer, streaming now on @NetflixIsAJoke

@JustEatUK My £40 order from Saturday lunchtime was not delivered and I have still not had a full refund, as requested via your only method of help the ‘contact us’ button, but have been offered a 15% discount voucher if I spend over £5 & expires on Monday. Not good enough!!

@AvantiWestCoast Are there any replacement buses being put on from Wigan to Crewe?

This ban is |Government influenced In 2021 this was absolutely fine #ToriesOut246 #SunakOut137 #IStandWithGary #GeneralElectionNow

Is Jeremy Hunt still Chancellor?

I’ve just witnessed history

'I turned round to see that my every move had been watched very carefully by Her Majesty the Queen.' Former PM @theresa_may reduced the whole House of Commons to laughter with a story about the Queen and some dropped cheese during a weekend at Balmoral. itv.com/news/2022-09-0…

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

A night to remember when Daniel Craig appeared as James Bond to accompany her Majesty The Queen to the Opening Ceremony of the London 2012 Olympic Games!

Peep Show

Madonna and I are exactly the same age. I presume she’s searching for her phone charger. If I tried that I’d never be able to get up again …

My favourite Sean Lock joke: “You know when you’re on a night bus there’s always a nutter on there? I got on one last night and there weren’t one - so I had to do it.” RIP.

Here is my full manifesto for London. Can any other candidate beat this? No chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS 📽: bbciplayer #LineOfDuty

'Floating ship' photographed off Cornish coast bbc.in/3c48bq3

@BuzzFeed Not sure what meat it was replacing in the hash browns and gnocchi

Cauliflower recipes to replace meat!