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🗣️Reporter : “ Do you know this is 900th career goal? 🗣️Messi : laughs “ really?” 🗣️Reporter : “ yes, a big milestone right ?” 🗣️ Messi : “ Goals are nice, but I’ve never been obsessed with chasing numbers like some players are. The team always comes first.”

ROBERTO CARLOS: "The first time I faced Messi, I was completely amazed. I couldn’t help but go over to Ronaldinho and say, ‘Ronaldinho, you should be worried about your number, because this kid is truly terrifying and he’s going to take it from you soon.’ Ronaldinho, with a smile on his face, replied: ‘I’m his teacher, and for me, this is a real pleasure.’ But I told him, ‘Teacher? I think you’ll be the one learning from him in the future.’ Normally, I’d watch Ronaldinho and Eto’o shine in attack, but that day, all I could see was a young guy wearing number 30, stealing the spotlight from every player on the field. Messi kept evolving year after year in an incredible way. He became the pride of Barcelona, carrying both the club and the Argentina national team to new heights. That’s why, without a doubt, he’s the greatest of all time."

NASA accidentaly proves the crucifixion of Jesus Christ?! According to the Synoptic Gospels, specifically Luke 23:44–45, a mysterious darkness descended over the land starting at "the sixth hour" (noon) and lasting until "the ninth hour" (3:00 p.m.). Traditionally, this period of midday gloom has been distinguished from a standard solar eclipse, which lasts only minutes. Instead, it is described as a supernatural or atmospheric shroud occurring while Jesus remained on the Cross. As evening fell on that same day, astronomical models confirm that a partial lunar eclipse was visible from Jerusalem. A "Blood Moon" occurs during a lunar eclipse when the Earth blocks direct sunlight from reaching the moon; the only light reflected from the lunar surface is filtered through Earth’s atmosphere, which scatters shorter blue wavelengths and allows longer red wavelengths to pass through. This scientific reality aligns with the words of the Apostle Peter in Acts 2:20, who, citing the prophet Joel, declared that "the sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood" before the coming of the great day of the Lord. Modern calculations from NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory allow historians to "rewind" the sky to the first century. Their data confirms several key factors for Friday, April 3, 33 AD: Visibility: The eclipse began below the horizon, meaning that as the moon rose over Jerusalem that evening, it would have already appeared "eclipsed" or deeply crimsoned. The Jewish Calendar: This date coincides perfectly with the 14th of Nisan, the preparation day for Passover, which is the specific timeframe recorded for the Crucifixion. Duration: The moon remained in the Earth's shadow for a significant portion of the rising, making the "blood" appearance a visible, public sign to the inhabitants of Judea. The presence of a confirmed lunar eclipse on the most likely date of the Crucifixion suggests an extraordinary convergence. While the midday darkness (noon to 3 p.m.) remains a unique phenomenon beyond standard orbital patterns, the evening Blood Moon provides a verifiable astronomical "timestamp" that grounds the biblical account in physical history.

Joseph Smith, you've done it again

@Mordie_Kai @BlancaKeogan Yup. Gabe is my brother. Great guy with a loud personality.

@BlancaKeogan @Keegbots You wouldn't be related to Gabe Keogan, would you? He was my roommate and Elder's Quorum President about 20 years ago, when he met his wife Britney.

Guys, my son @keegbots would love a follow 🫶 #SaintsonX #LDSX

The age of Heroes will return... The countdown has begun 🔥 #RestoreTheSnyderVerse

It’s time. #RestoreTheSnyderVerse

So essentially, Mormon Stories and Oyler relied on the fact that, outside of a lawsuit, the church usually does not give their side of the story and maintains complete confidentiality for both sides whether they deserve it or not, and so they just straight up lied to try to make the church look bad. It's hard to imagine there aren't many other cases like this on Mormon Stories where the church simply hasn't chosen to call them out.

First Astronauts On Mars Greeted By Mormon Missionaries buff.ly/Xd6kf7y

@Shadow773 They salty

Superman (2025) is overrated! He said "Warner Bros, are you paying bots to bump up your ratings?" 😂😂

@verbalriotshow Don Lemon is a modern day Zeezrom. Let's hope his story ends the same way. Let's hope Alma and Amulek come along soon.

Don Lemon: "Being here illegally is not a crime, it's a misdemeanor." Ordinary Citizen: "Isn't a misdemeanor a crime?" 😂😂😂

@xMBGx If you got plenty of money and like sitting at a desk, PC. The best bang for your buck tho, is still the PS5 Pro. Idgaf if you have 240hz, or marginally sharper shadows, or native 4K. I like the upscaling features and on the size screens we play on, it doesn't mater. PS for me.

@MMatt14 I've got an LG CX and a C3. Never had an issue like this and I game a TON. I feel bad for this dude.

OLED is great guys

UTAH: From Highest Birth Rate ➡️ One of the Fastest Declines Under Spencer Cox’s leadership, Utah went from ✔️ Highest birth rate in the nation ➡️ One of the fastest-declining fertility rates That’s not a coincidence. It’s the result of failed priorities: • Soaring housing costs • Crushing property-tax pressure • Anti-Family Policies Now Republican leaders say their “top priority” is cutting residential property taxes. Good. Prove it. We invite every elected official — Republicans, Democrats, Forward — to support AX THE TAX: ✔️ Announce your support ✔️ Request signature packets ✔️ Host signing events ✔️ Email constituents and get them to sign Deadline is February 9, 2026! Families are watching. Voters are watching. 🪓 LET’S AX THE TAX 🪓

@jolivarestolosa Obviously you didn’t watch the film. You don’t need to say “hope” every five minutes in a film for that message to be there. Maybe you watched the film when you were five and needed that message repeated to you like Blues Clues or Sesame Street. 🤷‍♀️

@Viral_0nX Felt like a Affleck Batman moment #restorethesnyderverse

Two guys attempt to rob a store at knifepoint. A big guy comes out of nowhere and beats the shit out of them, then they're both dragged out of the store in Dagestan 15 August 2025

Feliz Navidad, Familia! 🎄💗

This is why children shouldn’t vote or decide to have gender surgeries.

Dibu Martínez va a regalarle su camiseta a un nene y sigue para el vestuario, pero se frena, vuelve y LE PIDE EL GORRO DE NAVIDAD. Se lo pone y baila con los hinchas. Momentazo, qué loco lindo. ❤️😅