big fella

@NeedDayJob @itismarkharris Speaking of STFU. . .

@itismarkharris You clearly don't know jackshit about the situation or anything else for that matter ... so please just STFU and in the future, never, ever post anything related to golf on Twitter(X).

Alright, two things here. 1. Bailey Shoemaker would beat me senseless on the golf course. 2. This is the most uncomfortable, unacceptable thing my eyes have ever seen.

@ProudofusUK @Craig_Simpson_ Didn't realise it was a competition

@Craig_Simpson_ Portugal had a larger slave trade than us. Larger and longer. We also ended slavery.

New: United Nations votes to insist that Britain should pay slavery reparations African Union pushed a resolution demanding colonial powers offer “compensation” for slavery. Russian, China and Iran voted in favour Britain abstained telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…

@dylanUTT1908 @htafc Are you one of these "football is more importanter than anythink, ever" type of cunts?

@htafc Bottling play offs and takes the leave all of a sudden. Doesn’t sit right with me. Circumstances may be difficult with family life but shouldn’t have took the job. He can’t take the blame if we bottle it and then comes back in the summer.

Men’s First Team Head Coach Liam Manning has been granted compassionate leave for the remainder of the 2025/26 Sky Bet League One season. Liam has the full support of everyone at Huddersfield Town, and we will remain in regular contact with him and those close to him. #htafc

@RealBlackIrish Didn't happen. If it did I've no idea why you thought to publicise this man's agony. Weirdo

Today was the funeral of our 93 year-old neighbour’s wife. She was 92 and they’d been married for seventy years. Their only son died two years ago and there are no grandchildren. We were the only people there. We walked in with him & he said weakly “there’s nobody here”.

@BSmithBenS Comparing notes seems all very suspect to me! She's a mentalist

Dental nurse diagnosing dementia? 😂 File that in shite that never happened.

@christopheraln @TheCinesthetic Spot on. Only kept on as it polled so high with those earning in excess of 70k a year. Ad man's dream

@TheCinesthetic None of them knowing they were about to make one of the most rewatched shows in television history. The fact it nearly got cancelled after season 1 makes this photo hit even harder.

21 years ago today, The Office premiered on TV. This is a photo of the cast at their first table read.

@ports57 @Jimmysmithccfc @secondtierpod Hence saying a little off the subject 😁

@Jimmysmithccfc @secondtierpod Saints keeper is an Israeli.

Name a current Championship player who’ll play for England one day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💪

@Hplays_piano Smashing to see so many fucking halfwits on here still

@Orx_Army @Breaking911 Shut up you ghoul. Pathetic messaging for engagement! Cunt

@Breaking911 That has to 100% be incompetent pilots, or air traffic controllers. There are emergency vehicles all over there, and no one told the plane to stop? Wtaf.

🚨 HORROR FOOTAGE: Video shows Air Canada Flight AC8646 colliding with a Port Authority fire truck at LaGuardia Airport. Both pilots are dead. Dozens of passengers and two on the truck were injured. LGA remains closed as NTSB investigates.

@Carl1411c @bmay Carl, maybe time to shush 🤫

New level of fuckwittery unlocked.

@PhoenixRedRum @bmay "I saw someone say"?

@bmay I saw someone say that doing the nose swabs for the covid infection broke the blood brain barrier and thats why so many people were getting meningitis 🤐

@TheCinesthetic T2 was decent enough, but Porno was a great book

T2 Trainspotting was released 9 years ago. The sequel is based more on Irvine Welsh’s novel Porno than the original Trainspotting, but it was heavily rewritten to bring back all four main characters and align with the first film’s timeline.

@BriAnimator_ Easy, The Thing (promise I've not looked at the answers!), the font and lighting of give it away

can you guess what movie I just put on based on this text? hint: it’s a masterpiece

@here4theshow69 @SkillsMastery_ No, it's real. I watched them filming it

@SkillsMastery_ everyone knows this is a video game or AI right?

The last speedbump was INSANE.

@MrBrightside319 @chatswithem She doesn't understand how the planet earth works 🤦

@chatswithem It's just cloud? As always. You act like skies should be clear all day every day.

Ugh Never seen such unnatural skies Non moving talcum powder crap Supposed to be clear blue skies today

@BoroMundo Been following my team since 75, spent many years in the Premier & you're spot on. It ain't the promised land. You'll be visiting more soulless stadiums, you'll see more tourists, you'll be bored waiting to celebrate a goal. You'll get financial reward, but you'll lose your soul

As a Boro fan, promotion would be unreal, but then we enter a League that is full of Corruption, VAR, top 6 bias, money run rubbish. Is it all that? Bournemouth, Brighton, Brentford, Fulham & Palace isn't exactly exciting stuff for a northern team. Plus we prob win 10 games max

@Dixies60 57. Same

I’m 45. Still haunted by this. x.com/itsSamMichael/…

@Keith_Bredrin @UKBackintheDay2 What sane man wouldn't

@keithd001 @UKBackintheDay2 In his book, jonny claims he once jizzed on her tits after a night out in Brentwood in 2001

@kansshiv @TheCinesthetic Strong agree. PB was decent but wouldnt put it Top 5 even

@TheCinesthetic "Whitecaps" is better than "Pine Barrens".

carmela confronting tony about his infidelities in 'the sopranos'

@TheCinesthetic This whole episode should be played to aspiring actors on how it's done.