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Kelly S.

@kelter1

When I was two, I won a pony at the Medicine Hat Stampede. We lived in the city...

All Hell for a basement Katılım Aralık 2010
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Kelly S.
Kelly S.@kelter1·
If you bury an open can of Copenhagen and pour a 6 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon over it, you can grow your own Kid Rock.
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Jen
Jen@SleepEatScream·
Shout out to anyone who has to endure chatty people before the caffeine kicks in.
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Kelly S.@kelter1·
American Idol is using every social media site EXCEPT Twitter cause they know what Elon does with voting systems.
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you already know
you already know@DrinkingDad_2·
Threw an 80th birthday party for my mom. Attrition made the guest list a lot easier.
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Mark@rage69chaos·
J-Lo's last few marriages flopped harder than her last few movies. And her Vegas residency was basically "Come watch me dance through the trauma".
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Party Waffle
Party Waffle@PartyWaffle·
People are getting freckles tattooed on their faces, because they are too lazy to get sun damage the old-fashioned way
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CoCo LoCo
CoCo LoCo@unhingebinge·
If sighing heavily is meditation then yes I meditate.
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Escapegoat@GBRougecity·
I beg your pardon..
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Kennels
Kennels@Kennels_74·
If I need to see the cashier for a receipt, you should have to come to my house for your payment.
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you already know
you already know@DrinkingDad_2·
My ex accused me of being an alcoholic so I only drink twice a week now. Once for 3 days and once for 4 days.
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Robert Bonnett
Robert Bonnett@RoBonnett79·
Is twitter going to make me search through people’s timelines manually forever, like a goddamn coal miner?
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My name is Andy 💜
My name is Andy 💜@saboutime9·
Can’t wait for that Hate button to show up. As if there’s not enough hate here already.
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Avogadro’s House of Moles
You don't hear me complaining mostly because I don't even know where to start.
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
When she says, ‘I’m fine,’ you'd better start praying.
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ScottW
ScottW@jswtreeman·
I called trash “rubbish” today so I’m pretty sure I’m British now.
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Kelly S.@kelter1·
So I guess most of Mariah Carey is turning 56 today.
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Social Outcast
Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
Everything went to shit when we started rewarding stupidity by making millionaires out of idiots posting videos on the internet.
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The Tinkle Belle 2
The Tinkle Belle 2@TheTinkleBelle2·
Relax, it’s still soup weather.
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Jen
Jen@SleepEatScream·
I choose to see the good in others. Just kidding, people suck.
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