Anti-Knee High Levi

@Dashkiin1 @mormon_satan Do you have a digital copy of it by chance?

@mormon_satan I have a book of collected “three nephrite” sightings and stories. It’s… what’s the opposite of real… ?

@stackerco Nothing. Nothing will be said about this. Nothing interesting, groundbreaking, or new will be revealed this conference. Just the same vanilla nonsense as always.

Predictions on what — if anything — will be said about this in general conference?

@TravisAndr61037 @BlueMontreux All smoke, no fire. They haven’t won a tournament game since 2012.

@BlueMontreux What the hell hapend to byu?

@RobbHays127567 @NotYourBishop Accept the loss you Zoobie. Always somebody else’s fault, alway the refs’ fault. Play better, learn to utilize your 4 and 5, so you don’t have to live and die by the trey.

Damn.

@bmariner @surfbortcowboy @C_Mormonus And now you’re on an island in the middle of the GSL. In the dark. Alone. 😈

@surfbortcowboy @C_Mormonus No idea. But it’s not just large bodies of water. It’s rivers, streams, ponds. I avoid them at any cost when it’s dark and I’m alone.

@C_Mormonus I heard a similar story from about 10-12 years ago. Severed sheep’s head and pentagrams painted in blood on the rock wall near the summit of Lone Peak, Utah. That’s über creepy!!!

@RobberBeren @stackerco Depends where you live.

@stackerco “Upset religious leaders” is a bit misleading. The “religious leaders” Christ was upsetting were hypocritical cultural elites. They’re more akin to our own secular cultural elites than to our “religious leaders” - who are generally despised and rejected by our own elites.

Be like Jesus.

@Grandpa_Joes_X @stackerco Prove it.

@stackerco How about angrily kicking the money changers out of the temple? If you don't get my drift, If you don't pay tithing, you don't get the admission ticket to the temple, and quite literally into heaven.

@PeterBallmer @SolanaDip @GaiminIo @GetBlockGames @ParamLaboratory BXtnrc2oMNYb61Q9UU5n7PucNcReLdJsu2Q3LeMkFfbp

@realCarola2Hope @CollinRugg This is how the USA has become a joke

@CollinRugg Meanwhile

NEW: New York City homeowner gets arrested after changing the locks on *her own home* after it got taken over by squatters. Never do business in New York. In NYC, anyone can simply claim "squatter's rights" after 30 days of living at a home which isn't even enough time for the city to do their "investigation, their work, and their job" according to home owner Adele Andaloro. When the 30 day mark comes, it is illegal to change the locks, remove tenants or turn off the utilities. The bogus law means practically anyone can squat in a home and there is nothing the homeowner can do about it. During the news segment, Andaloro was arrested for unlawful eviction and taken away in handcuffs. Absolute insanity.

@elonmusk Bummer

This is actually happening!

@StallionCornell I doubt Plumb has had consensual sex in a looooong time.

Dude, your heaven sucks

@fasc1nate I guess we know who won MVP of the Darwin Awards in 1988.

Ivan Lester McGuire, an experienced skydiver, was documenting a tandem jump involving another instructor and a student on April 2, 1988. As he exited the plane to capture the event, Ivan was so engrossed in his filming task that he made a critical error: he forgot to equip himself with a parachute. Initially, he didn't realize this oversight as he focused on filming. As the instructor and student deployed their parachute, Ivan continued his descent. Throughout this, Ivan continued filming, with his last words captured on camera being, "Oh my God, no!"

@monteharrick @mormon_satan My first edition shows “Joseph Smith, author and proprietor” That was easy.

@gordorooster @Enos_Envy Geez. Better not read the Bible or BoM then.

@Enos_Envy Yep, I get hung up on things that happened 180 years ago all the time..

Don't Mormons find it a little suspect that Emma and Joseph Smith's own family rejected the Brighamite branch? #LatterDaySus

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@badtothebone124 @YourFriendKwaku Prop 8 and California have left the conversation

@YourFriendKwaku In Mexico, things are quite different. We generally ignore politics here, and there are people that are on the edge as far as being adherent to the doctrine are concerned, but we don't try to alienate anyone. We know what that feels like. I think it's more a reflection of Utah

@CollinRugg Dude is too busy trying to keep his companies afloat

NEW: Elon Musk talks about his meeting with Donald Trump and says he is “leaning away” from Joe Biden in 2024. “I was at a breakfast at a friend's place and Donald Trump came by. That's it.” Lemon: “You're not leaning towards anyone? 'cause you've been very…” Musk: “I'm leaning away from Biden.”

@801sportsfan @andynewmanlac They’re in it for the power, if anything.

@andynewmanlac One thing is for sure, people aren't getting rich working for the Church. Yes, the Church has a lot of money but if you think the general authorities are in it for the money, you would be wrong.

Does anyone know where a comprehensive breakdown of the “stipend” and benefits GA’s and apostles receive from the church?