Des Barnes

@Cam_Jourdan Cameron’s funny stories

Rory McIlroy spoke with media on Wednesday for the first time since winning the Masters. He told a funny story about Poppy at Augusta National. "I think for Poppy it sort of seems normal for her now to just go into Butler Cabin at the end of the day and have a grilled cheese and talk with the chairman." "We were flying back on the Monday afterwards and she always has a tennis lesson on Monday afternoon, and I thought OK, maybe today we can bin the tennis lesson. And she's like, 'No, I want to play tennis.' And I'm like, 'Sure, let's go, let's do it.' So as soon as we get home she's the one that rules the roost."

@bushontheradio Prince

When you were at school was there an urban myth about a celebrity having a rib removed so they could give themselves a blowie?

@_onlyscott Joao Cancelo

Guess the player VERY HARD

@jameshawes2 @NickCohen4 I can’t articulate it but all of this country’s problems come from the aristocracy and elite

It goes way back. The City (made a single information/legal zone with NY by the transatlantic cable) began choking industrial Britain of investment in the later 1860s. ‘More British capital was invested in the Americas than in Britain itself between 1865 and 1914’ (Ferguson)

@Feldfrog BLM homie

Theo Von: We had this one black dude in my neighborhood. We used to call him BLM Jim Toni Morrison: You do not understand how powerfully racist that is

@damzychillin Robert Pires

Joe Willock and Sol Campbell aside ,mention a player who played for Arsenal and Newcastle . Unlikely to get👀!

@Trampsmate @StanCollymore That makes it sound easier 🤣

@StanCollymore Outstanding effort that. 17 seconds per 100m, 422 times in a row!

Set a treadmill at 21kph ( max most will go to) and try to run for 30 seconds on it. That's what he did for 1 hour, 59 minutes and 30 seconds. The peak of human physical achievement. Insane, absolutely insane.

@breadandposes Empire 2.0 coming soon

England is the jammiest country in the world, its absolutely unreal

@boldpath @golz_tv They don’t.

@golz_tv Lots of them might indeed know more than him. Playing at the highest level doesn't equate to automatically knowing more than coaches, many whom have put WAY more time in learning the game from a deeper perspective than players.

“If I have a conversation with a youth soccer coach from pick wherever in America, half the time that coach thinks they know more about soccer than I do.” USMNT legend Landon Donovan calls out youth soccer coaches in the U.S. 😳 “In England, a small country, there is an overall common goal and a common desire for the national team to succeed because it helps everyone,” he said. “I know the media is rough and stuff like that, but everyone in general wants it to succeed. Right? “In America, we have such a massive country, and we have a lot of people who know nothing about soccer, who get an opinion on soccer and have influence in soccer. “And so it's really hard to find commonality, because if I have a conversation with a youth soccer coach from pick wherever in America, half the time that coach thinks they know more about soccer than I do. “And I mean, they really believe it. “It's just because they have like power in their little fiefdoms that they run and whatever. The parents are beholden to them, the kids are beholden to them. “So they just think they're powerful in these because they have a seat on the U.S. Soccer board, or they're one of the member associations who gets to vote on things. “And so they feel like they're as influential as the Commissioner of MLS. It’s crazy.” Donovan has seen it all. Having played for MLS sides like LA Galaxy and San Jose Earthquakes, he also spent time coaching San Diego Loyal in USL and San Diego Wave in NWSL. He played in Europe as well, with Everton, Bayern Munich, and Bayer Leverkusen. [via @goal’s The Rondo]

@SupportersNufc Nick Pope 100%

After seeing both for a good period time this season, who do you prefer inbetween the posts, Aaron Ramsdale or Nick Pope?👇👀 #NUFC #fblifestyle

@NoLimitGains Scott’s old firm?

🚨 Meet the first company officially wiped out by AI. Which one is next?

@jordancronin_ Buzzing

Thoughts, #NUFC fans?

@DomScurr @LiamJKennedy23 Good

🚨Eddie Howe has the 'full support' internally at Newcastle United despite recent results and outside noise surrounding his future. The NUFC boss is set to play a key role in summer planning and transfers as things stand. Via @LiamJKennedy23 👇 shieldsgazette.com/sport/football…

@BBCMOTD This looks like a clip from USA ‘94

Offside? 👀 Not in Canada’s Premier League ❌ The first goal allowed under the experimental “daylight” offside rule was scored as part of the league’s ongoing trial conducted in cooperation with Fifa ⚽️

@CharIieBennett Trust him to rebuild. See where we are after 10 games next season.

Eddie Howe’s message is no longer drilling home to his players. And they certainly are HIS players. The question is, do you bin the club’s greatest manager in recent times - the quick fix - or trust him to dismantle and rebuild this summer? A monumental decision. #NUFC

@AdamPollock How much for the table and chairs?

The Northern Ireland housing market is absolutely bleak. Our house has been listed for sale for a month and we have only had one viewing. 3 bedrooms, fully renovated over the last two years, right by the coast, for under £230,000. Anyone want it?

@Four_3_Three 💯

The Eddie Howe Out crew is failing to understand that the standard they are using to judge him is the standard that he himself set. He didn’t step into a club already qualifying for the CL and making cup finals. He’s worked miracles and got the club to a place we could only dream of. We all agree this season has been a disappointment, but to sack a manager capable of achieving what he has would be foolish after one bad season. He has earned the opportunity to turn things around. #NUFC

@MsiDouglas Eddie Howe’s black and white army

🚨 Defiance this morning from Eddie Howe about his future. Says he firmly still believes he is the right man to take #nufc forward. "My fire is burning very, very strongly. There's loads of wood stacked up and I'm ready to put it on." Also spoke of being wary of a "distorted reality" around what has happened at #nufc. Says he wants to be "entertained" by his Newcastle too. "Two weeks ago we were playing Barcelona in the Champions League..."

@thomashammond__ Your mam

With Gordon’s exit growing ever more likely, who’s a realistic name you’d like to see us replace him with?

@_onlyscott Bernardo Silva

Guess the player? 👀 Very Hard