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Reading liberal tweets in the morning is better than reading the daily comics

@bayoudawg1252 @alluringmedia @patternote BEA.gov will prove this false

@alluringmedia @patternote Liz don't interact with TDS magat's: TDS- Trump Dick Suckers x.com/AmericanEthica…

Bush destroyed Clinton's economy. Obama fixed Bush's mess. Trump destroyed Obama's economy. Biden fixed Trump’s mess and now Trump has destroyed what Biden fixed. The biggest lie that Republicans have gotten away with is that they are better for the economy.

@alluringmedia @patternote Narcissist rely on quick and easy ways to put you down, degrade you and insult your intelligence, appearance or behavior while invalidating your right to be a separate person with a right to his or her perspective

@patternote No. He spent the first 2 years cleaning up Trump’s mess, you fucking moron

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🚨BREAKING:🚨SCHIFF THE SEXUAL PREDATOR - DISGRACED US Senator Adam Schiff has been accused by MULTIPLE MEN AND WOMEN of SEXUAL MISCONDUCT related to his alleged involvement in now former Congressman Eric Swalwell's SEX RING. The two California Democrats were reportedly performing DEPRAVED SEX ACTS on many of the same individuals WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT, with much of this disgusting behavior alleged to have been IN VIDEOS ON SWALWELL'S LAPTOP, which is reportedly now in the possession of federal authorities. There are said to be photos and videos of Schiff with UNDERAGE MALES AND FEMALES as well as DRESSED IN DRAG on the Swalwell laptop. The two men are accused of being a part of A MASSIVE SEX TRAFFICKING RING involving A LAUNDRY LIST of prominent DC and California politicians, largely fellow Democrats. They allegedly transported prostitutes across state lines, many of them teenagers, for the purpose of engaging in LEWD, HUMILIATING AND ILLEGAL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES - which is a serious federal crime that carries A LENGTHY PRISON SENTENCE. Schiff is now reportedly under FEDERAL CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION along with Swalwell and a barrage of other WELL-KNOWN DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS for these HEINOUS CRIMES. Do YOU believe that Adam Schiff should be ARRESTED NOW AND BROUGHT TO JUSTICE? 👊🏻🇺🇸

@allenanalysis There’s no comparison whatsoever in either event. Apples to oranges.

Is this one real? The Secret Service's reaction time compared to Butler is way off. Makes you think 🤔

I’m terribly concerned about the safety of President @realDonaldTrump. The Secret Service is a dysfunctional organization. He’s been nearly killed twice while under their alleged protection.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT WHCD; Trump was introduced with First Lady 15 mins ish ago Five or so mins after he was seated shots range out: POP POP POP POP. Sounds like five to me where I’m sitting. Everyone immediately hit the floor. Secret Service immediately took POTUS out and a search of the room began. There are thousands of people here.

Following reports of shots fired at the White House Correspondents Dinner, reports say that the U.S. Secret Service now has a suspect in custody. Footage here shows the moment the purported shots were fired. More to come.

🚨 JUST IN: SHOOTER IS DOWN — CNN Terrifying moment as President Trump is shuffled away by Secret Service who LEAPED into action after reports of shots fired at the WHCA dinner BLESS THE PRESIDENT, BLESS THE SECRET SERVICE 🙏🏻 This is insane.

This Black Man says “Fuck every White man, Women, and Child alive on this planet. All you mother fuckers need to d*e” What is your response to him ??

Things just got a whole lot worse for Rep Eric Swalwell. He has been married for nearly 10 years, and this ain’t his wife. There also appears to be another man right next to the couple, wearing large black Nike shoes and playing on his phone, can’t quite tell for sure. What kinda weird kinks is this guy into?

@AntiWokeMemes Women

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This aged well.

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@theliamnissan Of course it is, DJT makes a mess of everything & then lies to cover his mess up.

Hey MAGAs, I told you fuckers that this would spiral out of control. Here we are

Blind Faith, one of the world's first rock "supergroups". Photo by David Gahr. The band members pictured (from left to right) are Steve Winwood, Ginger Baker, Ric Grech, and Eric Clapton. Formed in 1969, the group was short-lived, forming, recording one album, touring, and disbanding all within a year. Their self-titled album, Blind Faith, was released in August 1969 and reached number one on both the UK and US album charts.

@JonathanTurley Republicans deal/oppose government CIVILLY through legal voting, debate, or discourse. Democrats deal/oppose government UNCIVILLY through the use of violence, cheating, harassing and intimidating, or shadow banning … to name a few. Civil vs Uncivil — HUGE difference.

@JonathanTurley Almost everyone wants voter ID. Yet so many of the Democrats, a party that a majority of whom used endorse that position, now pretend it's racist.

@JonathanTurley By not getting The Save Act passed by any means necessary, republican Senators are surrendering our government and the remainder of this presidency to the corrupt anti-American democrats.

Over the opposition of Gov. Newsom and California Democrats, organizers have now secured 1.3 million signatures for a voter ID resolution. foxnews.com/politics/calif… Notably, they only needed 875,000 and half of the signatures came from Democratic and independent voters.