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New favourite player. £100m for the pair. #nufc

@RobertJenrick Can't base a policy on anecdote, you ridiculous caricature.

Today is a day of shame for our criminal justice system. The solution is simple: build more prisons and lock up prolific offenders for longer.

@TomTalksToon He made a mistake, for some people that means everything else is forgotten. He was great again, does everything he can for his club.

I’m getting a fair bit of criticism on this; from what I saw he was great. I was at the pub with my footy team watching the game, maybe he wasn’t as good as I thought, however I can only work with what I saw.

Massive shoutout to Dan Burn. We all know he has his flaws, but the #NUFC defender was absolutely colossal today outside of his OG, which of course was far from great. He’s one of our own.

@TomTalksToon The true captain out there

Spuds fans will be furious on LinkedIn tonight. Gerrin Nick Pope, great apart from one moment. #nufc

@RobertJenrick Back to Twitter to briefly tell you to get stuffed you horrible, petty minded nobody. Stick to washing Disney off walls, you're not welcome at my club or city.

Great to meet with Sir John Hall, a true champion of Newcastle and the North East.

@TaylorandPayne Some nutter on Reddit was banging on about this again the other day. Presumably the same person.

A sad pathetic troll has decided to attack me again by spreading untrue and frankly disgusting rumours about me on here. Please report/block if you can, thanks 👍🏻

@TomTalksToon NUFC will just go back for Guehi in January. Would be totally against their recent behaviour to pivot now.

If a move for Marc Guéhi is off, then Mohamed Simakan would make a lot of sense for #NUFC. RB Leipzig reportedly looking for €50m to secure the defender's signature. Can play both RCB and RB, which could also allow for someone like Trippier to leave.

@SkySports_Keith Thank God for that, complete waste of time.

❌ Newcastle are set to walk away from their long-running pursuit of Marc Guéhi — after growing tired of negotiating with Crystal Palace.  💰 The St James' Park club have offered a club record £65m + £5m in add-ons for the England international, but Palace owner Steve Parish has so far refused to accept.  😵‍💫 The deal is not dead in the water, but I’m told the situation “isn’t good” with Newcastle chiefs feeling they’ve made a brilliant offer.  🫡 #NUFC Sporting Director Paul Mitchell had been desperate to land Eddie Howe’s no.1 summer target, hence the huge offer that sits on the Palace table.

@Geordioca Watching the highlights I was blown away by the header by Bolasie for Criciuma. Never thought he had that in his game.

Superb. From Botafogo at Palmeiras. Got the result to advance to the semi-finals of the Libertadores.

@UtdMicah What's the apostrophe for? Clout?

Newcastle fans bringing up our obvious terrible transfers when we had a JP Morgan banker making singings as if that negates the point that Guehi for £65m + Add-On’s is terrible value. Thanks for the reminder of how bad we were though, feels good to have functioning recruitment.

£65m base fee + add-on’s for Marc Guehi is hilarious

@UtdMicah Antony, the worst signing in PL history.

@DeanCFC_ Any sentient being.

Axel Disasi + £30m for Alexander Isak, who says no?

Great to hear Adam Armstrong describe NUFC as "animals", clear reference to Eric Burdon. The little whelk also played crap on his return to Tyneside like any true mag would. #NUFC

@FlynnJonas2 I won't forget Brereton, those two misses were among the worst I've ever seen. Thanks pal.

So that’s now two people who will forever live rent free in the heads of Newcastle fans….. 😂😂 #SaintsFC

@BBCSport @T_Deeney They say genius has no equal.

🚨 Breaking news 🚨 Former Watford captain @T_Deeney is taking over BBC Sport's Premier League Team of the Week duties from Garth Crooks this season🤝 #BBCFootball #TOTW

@tfNUFC @henrywinter Surprisingly and excellent addition.

Henry Winter has signed for True Faith for the 24/25 season ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC We are delighted to have award winning journalist @henrywinter join us exclusively on our Patreon platform, providing NUFC analysis throughout this massive season. Check out his season preview below 👇

@DouglasCarswell We have enough repellant narcissists, but thanks for the suggestion egg.

Why can’t America and Britain find people like Elon Musk or Douglas Murray to run for public office?

@Z9Priv_ in 2024 i agree Neymar is better, otherwise no chance. RG was a world cup winner in a team in which he played a pivotal role, vs a disappointment in 70% of his seasons.

In November 2022, 70.2% of @elonmusk's 115,988,332 followers were fake - that meant 81,423,809 fake accounts were amplifying his divisive dangerously irresponsible bigoted adolescent bullshit. Soon after this he blocked @sparktoro's ability to check for fake followers. #BlockMusk

@mareeden2 The whole ie and ei thing is wrecking your brains.