kohlrabi enjoyer 😊

Yo, this game slaps

@ChazakielDoremi teleportation: existantionally scary. cause are you just cloning yourself and killing your old self?

- minor psychic trick - near omnipotence - minor psychic trick - near omnipotence

@RealestMemes_ you can do it with children too

what’s your favorite dragon

@Aella_Girl i voted red in previous polls. but here i feel uncomfortable and dont want to vote. that might be skewing the results

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 20% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 20% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

@jeetmaxxer i just need to make time go faster before my work ends

keep scrolling bro im sure the next post will be life changing

@3RenChengHu what the heck is secular creationism? just call it a misconception or something

There's a form of secular creationism that we might call Malicious Design: The idea that the limitations imposed by nature are actually the product of human systems designed to exploit or otherwise harm the masses. 🧵

@xMarsxx0_o straight includes m*n

@stlbreadcompany omg @crendor

ever since i was a little boy ive dreamed of being a crowd favorite, non-famous, recurring guest on a friendship simulator podcast

Take me down to the parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly.

@steezerogers @SykesGaltRacing @RestrictedDaily Imagine 200 skittles in a row numbered 1-200. you eat the first 100. then what number will the first skittle of the second hundred be? it will be 101

@SykesGaltRacing @RestrictedDaily Not how that works, you’re being reductive and purposely obtuse

Final Jeopardy time. No Googling… just instincts. What’s your answer?

@redrum_panda Farming might have started for fabrics before food.

@littlebayschool 65 + 2 it starts early

Me: “How many kids were in your ballet class today?” 4yo: “I couldn’t count them.” Me: “Okay, guess.” 4yo: “65? 2?”

@Arealmfngl "oh, i never faked death infront of a woman named rachel"

A woman on the train kept staring at me and after about 25 minutes she was like "I'm sorry, but you look like my high school boyfriend who passed away" and without missing a beat I was like "Amanda?" and she was like "My name's Rachel"... but imagine if I guessed her name right.

@lothran1 @gen_z4961 top of your foot should be touching the ground

@gen_z4961 Do I have to jump? Can’t I just stand up?

Try it and comment your biological age☺️

@sunfyred casual viewers dont remember aerys or aemon

this episode leading casual viewers to think Aegon is Aerys... oh no

@fandybtw @Awk20000 podcast with great intro

@Awk20000 He said this a while ago on the podcast (avid podcast enjoyer btw)

Soda reveals Train casually gave him $70k instead of $500 bucks “I asked Train for 500 bucks..bc I don’t have any crypto..said can I PayPal u 500 & u just give me crypto..and he just sent me 70k..that money is still sitting in the website..we have 67k afk”

The existence of disaster (bad star) implies the existence of euaster (good star). A sudden, cataclysmic harmonization—the correction of all things, a moment of violent alignment

@_Zeets in a way being explicit about working under a company is more authentic than when people act like they made it on their own

K-pop is so funny as a concept. Turning pop music and being an industry plant into the entire foundation. Can’t complain about authenticity when there’s not really an attempt at it.

@garcon_com70968 @anabanosoto @MindOfAurelia @uncle_deluge in your screenshot, where do you see that no one should ever use phonics?

@anabanosoto @klarity99 @MindOfAurelia @uncle_deluge Yeah it’s right here you fucking retard

The kanjification of English. The stroke order and radicals may give hints but themselves are not enough to truly know the word...we're hundreds of years ahead of schedule

@garcon_com70968 @MindOfAurelia @uncle_deluge by mocking something they havent done

@klarity99 @MindOfAurelia @uncle_deluge I don’t have to actually engage with people making stupid and pedantic arguments I’m just going to mock them tbh