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You know why I know Kenyans are goated??
When that Mexican drug lord died in Feb, some folks on TG and Reddit bought Mexican FB and Reddit accounts, flooded DMs of Canadian tourists who were stranded there and promised to sneak them out for $1200 a head
Hopemidah@hopemidah
Naona car dealer anataka kuwauzia hizo magari ziko lamu💀💀
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@mbiti_mwondi Cabs are only profitable when they drop riders and pick others on a return trip but unfortunately returns are 50/50 so they ask for return fuel 200-500. The app calculates the fare starting from a base fare like 250 plus 1km@40 and 1min @ 4 so it takes care of traffic jam time.
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To be honest I think Kenyans just have a poor negotiating skill. Many times I’ve been in uber or Bolt and the price discrepancy emerges especially when there’s traffic jam etc it’s only fair if you add the driver something on top. Most of them hawana issues but from the videos I’ve been seeing some of us don’t respect job ya those drivers. If you spend one hour on traffic instead of the normal 30 minutes it’s only fair if you add them something and most of the time I tend to meet them in the middle. Common sense fails to prevail and that’s why we see these chaos.
Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦@Entr_dawood
I think uber companies should come up with right ways to solve issues,wanapiganisha watu. tell me what to do, app inaleta 190 na driver anataka 600 na akona panga.
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@NjeriBt @alexmwanzo Why not just call out mwenye makosa. What the actual f is wrong with her ffs
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@alexmwanzo Luckily he was going at a decent speed and could stop... no?
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Watauliza kama jamaa alikuwa amevaa helmet
Car.it@kipronobett_
Ona driver mwingine wa probox making an illegal u-turn
Suomi
kkkkl retweetledi
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2026 - AI agent
2027 - plumber
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Uber founder says AI will make human labor far more valuable, predicts plumbers could become “like LeBron” in an automated world.
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@boni_thiongo @NytoP2PMwangi A few rogue elements should not make you call police goons. They do a lot of thankless work. We are not in Somalia or some jungle. You can't be a law unto yourself.
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This lady had boarded a matatu with her small sister from Buruburu taking her to school . She gave the makanga a 1,000-bob note. By the time they arrived in town, the tout had escaped without giving her the 900 bob change. She confronted the driver, and he told her arrogantly and with impunity, “Fanya kenye unaweza taka.”
In the CBD, Along Lithuli Road, the lady picked up a sizeable projectile and smashed the nganya’s windscreen.
I’m very proud of her. She should be protected at all costs. These makangas should respect people’s money no matter how small.
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@ignyharaz2 Wengi wao actually hawajui alternatives, wanajua tu gari za juja thika ni super metro
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thought this was a scarily skinny and hairy neck
doxie@doxie_gay
i'm lowkey in a financial ruin i may never recover from
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@Dr_Red_Gamer I'm type 2 diabetic and my doctor says no to all carbs
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I was skinny fat for YEARS. Then I followed this one rule, started avoiding carbs like my life depended on it, and gained 10lbs of fat and liver disease.
BERKAN@mrberkanxk1
The only fitness advice u need AVOID CARBS AND YOULL GET RIPPED
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Someone has recorded intimate moments with lots of women and all you people wanna do is slut shame these women???? Y’all n*qqas acting like you don’t have sex with people on the first day. Lmaoooo and the pick me girlies supporting the n*qqas too, y’all just funny.
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@wuodnyarmtumbu @djeduhmaks Uko na Nairobi wewe kweli kinoo tunaumia sana
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@djeduhmaks You people complain and whine about everything this government does. Insufferable lot you are!
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BRT line should be constructed along the Thika road and Ng'ong Road routes.
CBD to JKIA already has the Expressway gaddemnit.
Who even approves such?
Mnatuboo!!!
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
Korea to construct a BRT line from Nairobi CBD to JKIA
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@FaithClara9 @amenya_nelson I actually pity this people, ni kama vile wendawazimu hawajuangi wako wendawazimu
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TV47 have done an investigation into the alleged HIV healings by the maitiest profit Owuor, kesho kitaeleweka aisee😂 they’ve tried to stop it from airing lakini wapi.
They say 3 things cannot stay hidden for long:
1. The Sun
2. The Moon
3. The Truth
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Wewe na mwendawazimu tofauti ni uko na simu tu . Bangi is the worst drugs of all the illegals. Being 30+ na unavuruta bangi means you're an addict.
kahawa moto@9k_aris
Not on my sobriety journey lakini nimechapa one month Bila pombe lkn nimevuta bangi gunia mbili😭😭😭
Eesti
Fika Bomet dia alaafu uende uko Willies apo reception upewe key card ya Room 304😂
Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD@mbiti_mwondi
Rhumba polite.
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Bwana what is this road from Ngong towards Suswa smh
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@Wangariiii_ Kenyan men think feminism is long nails, wigs and skin bleaching
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The problem with you guys is that yall don't know what feminism is bc f2 is a clear definition of what a feminist is not. She's male centered af
Kiptoo@alvin__kiptoo
Define feminism in one picture:
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