@Banned_Wagon86 @TeamTrump47 @AndyKimNJ LOL. Floridians use the Bahamas as a quick weekend getaway. But I’m wondering if Jr and the bride (wth is she thinking) were secretly hoping you-know-who wouldn’t be there.
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I’m here for the snark. Always the snark. And yes, Grandma is old; don’t try to insult me with that observation. https://t.co/wnA6uN7nFX
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@TeamTrump47 @AndyKimNJ The Bahamas are hardly "out of the country"
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My son has a soccer game this weekend. He'd like me to go. I'm going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. He's a person I've known for a long time.
Acyn@Acyn
Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
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@_wej01 I’m delighted that she saw your potential and was able to give you your chance. I know she must be so proud of you.
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My high school AP English teacher bought me a suit and gave me gas money so I could afford to attend a merit scholarship interview weekend at Sewanee: The University of the South. Without her, I never would have landed a full ride worth close to $500k between tuition, room, board, books, fees, and annual international internships. She’s the reason I broke my family’s cycle of not even graduating from HS and thanks to her, I got a world-class education without student debt. I owe her so much. 🥹
☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱@fw_lennox1
What happened to you that changed the entire trajectory of your life??
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@p_ribon_p It’s either an XBox or the box the xylophone came in.
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@soupcanarchist A baby who knows how to amuse herself! Let her have her quiet time. You’ll know when she’s done meditating. ❤️
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Ok first time mom question: When my baby wakes up. She just lays there quitely cooing and playing with her own hands.
I've started just letting her chill in there on her own until she cries out for me.
But today its been like 20 minutes. Do I just... let her be?
(I can see and hear her on the monitor obviously)
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@BritBratExpat @nypost If you insist on being threatened and bribed into behaving decently, you are most definitely NOT decent.
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@nypost When people remove the Lord Jesus Christ from their lives - things like this happens.
There is no fear of accountability. There’s a special place in Hell for that “man”.
RIP young lady. 🙏🏼
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Disgusting SoCal dad pleads guilty to incest after daughter killed herself - sentenced to only 3 years in California prison trib.al/BNnBQSi
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@Vu_Reports Further proof he was no longer the guy to represent the people of Louisiana. If a loss makes you lose your conservative ideals, you were a fraud to begin with.
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Since losing his primary *three* days ago:
- Cassidy stated he'd vote against the $1B ballroom project
-defended his vote to convict Trump back in 2021
-signaled he'd look to hold RFK Jr. "accountable"
-called Paxton a "felon" after Trump endorsed him
- and has now voted in support of Dems' war powers resolution on Iran
The senator is entering his "Cassidy Unchained" era
Anthony Adragna@AnthonyAdragna
🔥🚨 @BillCassidy votes AYE in war powers
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I clearly misspoke. This is why my wife tells me I shouldn't take the red eye!
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein
HOLY CRAP! Blake Moore, The Vice Chair of the GOP: "Our Republican priority will always be to put government ahead of Americans." No kidding!!
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@SandDancer9 @SGrovesChaffey @LeaderofKCC We can all wish that your parents had done a better, more responsible job of raising a decent human being.
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@SGrovesChaffey @LeaderofKCC You possess a mind so profoundly unburdened by thought that it borders on a medical miracle.
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Sorry, call me old fashioned but I believe it’s the parents’ job to give their child the best possible start to the school day.
Bridget Phillipson@bphillipsonMP
At Gillas Lane Primary, the new free breakfast club is delivering calmer classrooms, higher standards and happier children. Labour is rolling out breakfast clubs across England to give every child the best possible start to the school day.
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@RobertCoavas @DominoRxxx I had a friend in high school who had to be on a restricted diet because of Type 1 diabetes. She snacked on carrots. A LOT of carrots - and had to be evaluated for jaundice.
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@DominoRxxx No solo sucede con la cúrcuma, tambien ocurre cuando consumes de manera excesiva ciertas frutas de colores amarillos o naranjas como la maracuya o el tomate.
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Senate Republicans are livid with Trump. Just now, Sen. Wicker remained stone-faced (appeared to be intentional) for about 20 seconds as he walked into lunch and we asked him for his reaction
Sen. Murkowski says TX is all but lost to Dems now
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I'm starting to become convinced that Trump's monomaniacal obsession with the ballroom/bunker is because he plans on barricading himself inside the bunker when his term is up.
Jake Sherman@JakeSherman
NEWS ON THE BALLROOM -- The $1B for USSS is one of the most important things Republicans are dealing with right now. It is the single provision that is standing in the way of ICE/CBP funding. Trump wants this on his desk by June 1. But that's all been complicated by the $1B for security, including Trump's ballroom. Forget the House floor right now. it's irrelevant. all the action will begin when the Senate moves the reconciliation bill. As @LauraEWeiss16 scooped last night, Senate is not only changing the $1B language, but they are also considering lowering the number from $1B. Senate is engaged in a lot of Trump management right now. They know Trump wants the money but they also know that, in its current form, they cant pass it. The parliamentarian is a side show, for the most part. Because if the language ends up on the floor, it could easily come out during vote-a-rama. And here's the real kicker: The House is even trickier. Absences and opposition will kill this provision in the House. Johnson has been warned by rank and file. This won't fly. punchbowl.news/archive/51926-…
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A lot of newer followers often ask me who Tina was, the dog that means so much to me.
This is her beautiful story
A lot of older followers will also enjoy seeing her big, beautiful face I'm sure.
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I really have a difficult time believing Trump is having an actual affair. He's 80, quite obese, unhealthy and probably has congestive heart failure. I'd be surprised if he doesn't have diabetes. Good luck with the affair thingey.
chiky handler@chiky_handlr
Natalie Harp, an aide who reportedly works closely with Trump to manage his online footprint, is facing unverified rumors of an affair with the president.
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@Angry_Staffer Want to really rile them up? Bring up the fountains, the former Rose Garden, the reflection pool, the Arc de Trump, and suggest that trump’s taste and sense of aesthetics are in the toilet, albeit a golden one. Their outrage is meth-level.
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It’s really wild watching people on social media pretend like this administration isn’t a complete dumpster fire.
Polls in the 20s in battleground states? Fake news!
Record disapproval on the economy? Fake poll!
Record disapproval on healthcare? Dem hoax!
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@ceraliza Supervised visitation: maybe. Shared custody? Not if you value the safety of the child.
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A girl i know got pregnant at 20. Her boyfriend begged her not to “ruin his future” and disappeared soon after
Thing is… abortion had just been banned where they lived.
So while she was forced to carry the pregnancy, he kept posting beach trips, buying new stuffs, and telling people he was “too young to settle down.”
She dropped out of uni because morning sickness got so bad. Her parents started raising the baby with her while she went to work.
Five years later he suddenly showed up demanding “shared custody” after getting a stable job and realizing people judged him for abandoning his child.
Her dad looked him dead in the eye and said…
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@Hurdelbrin26263 @cmclymer I think you’ve told us all we need to know about you.
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@cmclymer Spoken like a libtard socialist. I know this from experience. If u just give people shit they will never push themselves to succeed at life. Welfare is supposed to provide just enough to survive. Thats it. Its supposed to suck so u do everything in ur power to get off it. Putz
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As a kid who grew up on food stamps and free lunch programs, gotta say: some of you are sociopaths for believing kids from poor families shouldn't have access to nice experiences. It's bizarre. Do you'll actually listen when you attend church or just pretend to care about Christ?
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@nonnygentle007 @luxemiaa I think you should block every single one of us.
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@luxemiaa Very nasty ... Some things are meant to be private
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One time I was at work and realized I didn’t have a pad.
I asked my coworker if she had one.
She handed me one, I thanked her, and went to the bathroom.
A few seconds after putting it on, I felt something I had never experienced in my life.
It felt like my vagina was taking deep breaths.
There was a sudden cool, tingling sensation that had me standing in the stall questioning every life choice that led me to that moment.
I marched back to my desk and asked my coworker, “What is wrong with your pads? Why does it feel like my vagina is breathing?”
She looked horrified.
Then she remembered that a.........
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Please give me a name starting with the letter O, he is a male cat
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Do you support Newsom continuing to insult Trump even though he is insulting the President of the United States?
Yes-Or-No
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