Erika Smith

BREAKING: This is a smoking gun! Trump allegedly Abused 15 yr old girl and settled in court with her. Therefore showing GUILT for anyone still wondering about the allegations.

I prosecuted the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers, and then Donald Trump himself. One week after he took office again, he fired me. Now I’m running for Congress to defend our democracy and restore the rule of law.

@nicksortor @dbongino You can change his mind with a compliment. He’s a malignant narcissist with the IQ of bag of day old cottage cheese. And if you support him, so do you.

🚨 JUST IN: Dan Bongino GOES OFF on those claiming President Trump was goaded by others into launching strikes on Iran "You don't know JACK SQUAT about this guy if you think he's getting dog walked by ANYONE. HE'S the one walking the damn dog! I promise!" — @dbongino

George Conway on Trump: “We can’t last 34 more months of what we’ve seen in the last 14. We’re f*cked if this guy serves out his term.“

The breathtaking mediocrity of Senator John Fetterman: He doesn't show up to votes. He doesn't do committee work. He cosplays as working class, even though he's a trust fund baby. He bullies interns in the hallway. What am I missing?

New stickers spotted at gas pumps 🎯

I couldn’t love Jim Carrey more.

In the early 2000s @shondarhimes stayed home watching a lot of TV and realized the show she wanted to watch didn’t exist. So she wrote it… That show became Grey’s Anatomy. Listen to the full conversation on Stockton Street 🎧

girlfriend so hot my parents aren't even homophobic anymore

@Softnessa_ sometimes it takes someone outside your usual environment to show you how small you’ve been talking about yourself. you get used to certain phrases until someone refuses to accept them.

@outback_camera “But don’t make it a habit,” sounds so much like my dad I laughed out loud. This is amazing.

@outback_camera @ol_scarbrain That's some high praise. Your granda sounds like a legend.

@ol_scarbrain My grandfather was a famous journalist here in Australia. He was known for his hatred of flowery language. So much so that John Pilger talks about it in one of his books

My dad (retired journalist) hated flowery language so much that he made me promise to say he died in his obituary (as opposed to succumbing to an illness etc). Then when he died when I was 26 I had to argue with the funeral director about how cold my obituary sounded, lmao.

guy who i flirt with as a joke told girl i am flirting with seriously that she shouldn't take me seriously bc i jokingly flirt with everyone

@Angry_Staffer @joemac1114 That was a very polite resignation letter, in which he told Trump that he is an unqualified, irresponsible, moron who has been led by the nose by Bibi into starting a war that is going to escalate, cost untold lives, and achieve nothing of worth to equal the sacrifice.

Brother, I've got bad news.