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@985TheSportsHub @bigjimmurray R. Scapicchio is actually a bulldog. Central casting, yes, but also got Sean Ellis out of prison for a crime he didn't commit. Check out Trial 4 on Netflix. She IS the best.

@gehrig38 Curt, generally I agree. But don’t you think Wendy could have had something to do with this shakeup?

espn.com/mlb/story/_/id… My failure to perform in September of 2000 was one of the big reasons Buck Showalter was fired, and his amazing coaching staff, this is no different. If you don't perform people lose their jobs. Has NOTHING to do with the clubs direction and EVERYTHING to do with how players play.

If any meeting I’m in tomorrow (4/17) mentions the words “AI,” “optimization,” “fired up,” “Q2/3/4” or anything of the like, I quit and bit a ticket to @coachella

Hey @coachella I just finished law school. Four years of not being able to attend #Coachella but now I can't get tickets to Friday or Saturday. What are the odds you can give me a hand?!

Finished law school last night and holy shit nobody prepares you for this sense of relief and gratitude.

If ANGC and #DaMasters decide to play God tomorrow and open the faucets, think @TheMasters is officially past the point of no return. Between the mockery Thursday (s/o @espn /Kelce syndicate) and the soft as baby shit greens today, the tournament has lost everything it once was.

If you’re buying the @Aramark @RedSox Lobster Poutine you should be committed. #redsox

How much is @Nike paying every broadcaster to wear their sneakers with a suit? @dieworkwear Swoosh must be stopped.

@MLB @RedSox Don’t encourage them @MLB this team is a product of an owner who doesn’t care to see them succeed, but only cares to see his bank account grow

The @RedSox get a W in their return to America’s Most Beloved!

@MLB f I’m X I’m STOKED to be in SD. Orsillo on the call every night, unreal weather, Mexican food. SD beats Boston 12 times out of 10. Happy for you X!

Xander Bogaerts gets a standing ovation in the first game he has played at Fenway since leaving the Red Sox 👏

@tweeth_mitchell Michael Block

Someone explain who Taylor Frankie Paul is to me in golf terms

Will be giving away a brand new Piretti Midnight Cuvio to a new follower (next 48 hours) be sure to thank @MWPutters for your new putter. All you have to do is like share & follow to enter.

@therealmcnair The white with navy collar is a staple. Hell, they’re all staples.

Whole playbook is open with this twill collar and inner placket. Some concepts.

@Sec_Noem @TSA @DHSgov It’s not an international airport.

Democrat members of Congress are getting paid, but they’re withholding @TSA workers pay checks. Democrats in Congress have chosen to not fund @DHSgov, which means that all of our TSA workers who showed up today are not getting paid. The men and women of TSA work hard to make sure you and your loved ones can fly safely. This political theater is only making it hard on them and their families. If you see a TSA officer today, thank them!

@DietCoke_Esq Bonuses are great (uber, resy, precheck) but for the most part go unused because there are add’l steps to redeem those credits. Disclaimer - I’ve an airline AMEX and swear by it.

@DietCoke_Esq If you’re partial to an airline or hotel chain, I’d say that. Otherwise, points through a Sapphire or standard AMEX can only be used when booking travel through their agent.

Going to be bopping around these United States a lot starting in the spring. What’s a good credit card for points?

@AmazonHelp The problem is there is no option other than eating the cost of a partially nonconforming order or returning the whole thing. And in order to remedy, I’m forced to go to social media because there is literally no other option. Unfair and deceptive business practices.

@lawgicallysound Please check your messages for our response to your DM. -James

How do I even return something at @amazon @AmazonHelp ? I ordered socks and one of the six pairs is USED. Now, I've got two options, return all six pairs and have them send another order, or call the pair a loss. Unbelievable how this company conducts business.

@AmazonHelp I've responded. Really poor experience, which is expected.

@lawgicallysound Our apology for your experience while trying to contact us through the previous link. We'd be glad to further assist you with the order. Without providing any personal or order details, we ask that you please send us a DM using the link below. -James twitter.com/messages/compo…

@AmazonHelp James what in the world do I do here? The link you sent gives me the same two options I've been working with. Like I said, I have two options. Return ALL of the socks and receive (hopefully) a new order in return; or eat the one pair and lose money?

Hello! Sorry to hear one of the pair of socks you received is used. We understand your concerns as we're unable to replace a partial order. We'd like to look into the order for you. Since we're unable to access accounts via social media outlets, please contact us here: amzn.to/NAContactUs. -James