Darren
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@ld__jh @marksandspencer I did cook them smart arse, they were in the air fryer for 2 mins longer than suggested
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@marksandspencer was trying to enjoy my dinner just now and bit into raw chicken in your tenders, they had been frozen since December and defrosted - pics attached
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Walter Ego@ItsWalterEgo
More than 500,000 people disappear without a trace every year. In 2009, something even stranger happened: a man appeared. No identity. No past. No record of where he came from. Peter Bergmann never existed. This is one of the greatest internet mystery of all time. 🧵👇
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@marksandspencer the unit price of the black truffle and olive oil crisps has gone from just over £15 per kilo to £30 per kilo. £2.25 for 150g to £3.75 for 125g. I won’t be paying that and hopefully, neither will anyone else
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You’ve got a lot to say for a restaurant that has ‘plain chicken’ on the menu
Nando's@NandosUK
we’re just going to leave this here
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"He's managed to deglove his penis" I'd just want to be killed off at that point. Shitting hell. #ambulance
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@MrChrisChopping @paulsinha You know full well which side they’re on, it’s the Daily Mail.
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Genuinely difficult to know what side the Daily Mail is on here. For the record I’m still very much in the “Nazis bad” camp
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@FentimansLtd shame you decided to completely ruin your ginger beer by adding sweeteners, they’ll be going back to the shop for a refund and that will be the last time I buy them.
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@bugsy2301 I thought the same, three people mentioned in the question, compliments for just two of them!
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@AskAmexUK why are you sending me letters about a cancelled Direct Debit when I no longer have an account with you?
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@MeatOneVegBlog @sportbible I still remember that goal he scored whilst on the ground after a typically mazy run!!
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@Manomasa_ not content with reducing the size of the packets, you seem to have removed most of the seasoning from the Yucatan Chilli, hope this is by mistake and not by design
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