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@BoochAlec @SassyXtr

@SassyXtr Andreas Christensen (and he’s still there 🤣!) Thomas vermaelen Alex Hleb Rigobert Song Cesc Fabregas Marc Ovemars Emmanu Petit Silvinho

.. Alexis Sancez and Thierry Henry aside name a player that played for Barcelona and Arsenal Level; Impossible

@AFC_Monty_ it was 2 pts for a win in those days

Also worth noting Alex Fergusons first 6 season were in 42 game league seasons format. He still never amassed more than 82 points. Something Arteta achieved 3 times in 6 years whilst playing 4 less games.

League results in first 6 season: Ferguson: 11th, 2nd, 11th, 13th, 6th, 2nd. Arteta: 8th, 5th, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 1st.

@timstillman_ he could no longer roll with it

He was out of there *looks to camera* faster than a cannonball

@jamesbenge PSG intern with a phone lurking in the trees?

In the distance 🥹

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋

@MaxRadwan why WOULDN'T you be in the pub with Ian Wright right now!

Why am I in the pub with Ian Wright rn

@City_Chief bottled it

Disappointing end to the Premier League season, but let’s not lose perspective: 🏆 League Cup Champions 🏆 FA Cup Champions 🥈 2nd in the Premier League Every other Premier League club would call this a successful season. For Man City, the standards are just different.

@TimD2704 could be the best in Europe too, Tim. Enjoy

If Arsenal are the best this country have to offer then this is a sad, sad state of affairs for English football. Awful team.

@lawrence_bury think it is more to do with the fact he didn't cheat his way to any titles

Ferguson lost every time he met Guardiola in a final and got smashed in a way never seen before in the history of Champions League football. But because he scraped some titles against Blackburn and Newcastle in the 90’s Fergie is better 😂

@PM_Mason77 @slbsn should have enough to get you out of league2 #115

@slbsn Yep, it’s just such a big drop off…

No idea if Maresca is the best City could get. But pretty clear, the club itself do. And they seem to know what are they doing on this stuff

@lawrence_bury I'll give you 115 reasons why he is not

Guardiola is the greatest manager the Premier League has or ever will see.

@_PhilCosta you do Phil, it was sad acceptance of crashing out of every competition in the space of a week in February

I don’t remember what my life was like without crippling nausea

@StevenMcinerney just going to ignore them Madrid defeats?

It's really annoying how the Everton game has shifted the narrative. City are in ridiculously good form right now. It's genuinely impressive. 20 unbeaten.

@DealsFinderUK it was a steal but always knew they'd cancel it. Great work though

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@EBL2017 think he is getting out before the 115 verdicts land

I have no evidence to back this up, but I get the feeling that Pep will leave if City win the league and he will stay if they don’t… That’d be my mentality, anyway. To go out on top. A domestic cup double is nice, but there’s not a sane individual who’d rather that over a PL.

@CityJim80 @scrapytweets an argument could be made you have not deserved it any season #115

@scrapytweets Its cute that this is a huge deal for you, 1 in 22 years. City fans can say congrats, we havent deserved it this season. Assna fans though cry even when winning, insecure cucks the lot you.

Wait, if Citeh plays us on the first prem game next season, they’ll give us a guard of honor?? 😂😂😂😂😂

Deleted SofaScore. Deleted FotMob. Deleted The Premier League app. Muted every word that is Premier-League related to avoid such content on my timeline. Muting every Premier League account. Cancelled my Sky Sports subscription. Cancelled my TNT Sport subscription. On the verge of cancelling both of my nephew and mine season ticket. I am no longer contributing to the absolute dogshit product The FA puts out. Fucking hypocrisy, lack of consistency, and just incompetence. No joy in this league.

@HighburyHaus @timstillman_ @nqatpod Yeah because Disney are all about the brothels and Crack dens.

@timstillman_ @nqatpod Rogers and Hammerstein are the shit. NL Forever is sounds so Disney.

Supposed to be an anthem, create an atmosphere but north London forever is utterly contrived and plastic. Surely Arsenal, a club with 140 years of history, has something more organic than that

@Mo_Arsenal9 Guehi has to get an invite too

Updated list of parade invitees: ✅ Thomas Frank ✅ Harvey Barnes ✅ Leeds United ✅ Enzo ✅ Murillo ✅ Anderson ✅ Cunha, Amad and Mbeumo (to entertain the fans) ✅ Mavropanos ✅ Entire Burnley Team for keeping it 1-0 ✅ Smith Rowe, Iwobi, Robinson, Leno, Bassey, Marco Silva ✅ David Moyes, O'Brien, Barry, Ndiaye