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Matthew ツ

@LessAloof

Northamptonshire resident, InfoSec enthusiast, occasional cricketer, class of 2017. Astroturf baiter.

Greatest Britain Katılım Mart 2013
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Matthew ツ@LessAloof·
@MalwareTechBlog 'Facebook is information you aren't interested in from people you know. Twitter is information you are interested in from people you don't'
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@TomK_Brit1993 In a heartbeat. Looks like we will have to for defence too. Good grief imagine the smell if we did!
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Thomas King@TomK_Brit1993·
Would you support Britain rejoining the EU?
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Maria Rose ❤️
Maria Rose ❤️@BhattiLaib9960·
What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺
Ted Smith 🇪🇺@TedUrchin·
Right, you Reform voting fuckwits, here’s your leader, @Nigel_Farage trying to appear like an ordinary bloke down the pub with a pint in one hand and a copy of the Sun in the other. Here’s a few facts for you. 1 He is the son of a well known stockbroker. 2 He was a Dulwich schoolboy. 3 He worked in the City for 18 years mostly as a commodities broker. 4 A billionaire has recently given him £5 million, others have donated huge sums too. So, do really think he gives a flying fuck about you or your life? No, of course he doesn’t. In fact, you are little more than excrement under his feet and you are such a thick piece of shit you cannot even see it. He is USING you. I despair.
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Kate Wilton
Kate Wilton@KateWilton1·
And just like that, the very wealthiest party in the U.K. backed by foreign billionaires is supported by the very poorest members of society who dislike foreigners. You couldn’t make this shit up.
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Matthew ツ@LessAloof·
@BladeoftheS Not that arsed tbh, but if they said they’d return to the EU… different gravy! Plus, we are going to have to for defence tbf
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BladeoftheSun
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·
In 1982 Margaret Thatcher cutoff weapons to Israel because they invaded Lebanon. Today Israel are invading Lebanon and instead of banning weapons to Israel they are trying to ban Palestine marches.
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Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher@merman1974·
Two things caused the mess this country is in: 1. Brexit 2. The Tories So why vote Reform when: 1. Reform want an even harder Brexit 2 Reform is full of ex-Tories That is why I will #NeverVoteReform
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Tom Jewers
Tom Jewers@cutlerstom·
@SanchiaHarding @fesshole Surely the same chemicals that are in Stella are also in every other beer. Stella used to be stronger than most, but there are so many the same now
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
One of my pub customers' wives won't let him drink Stella. When they come in and go straight to the bar together he dutifully orders himself a pint of Coors. For all subsequent rounds when he comes back to the bar to get the drinks, he has Stella in a Coors glass.
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Matiullah Jan
Matiullah Jan@Matiullahjan919·
Israel’s iron dome didn’t see this coming from Pakistan
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The Hormuz Letter
The Hormuz Letter@HormuzLetter·
NEW: JD Vance's final offer handed over to Iran at the Islamabad talks before the collapse consisted of the following six demands, per Fox News citing two US officials: 1. End all uranium enrichment 2. Dismantle all major nuclear enrichment facilities 3. Retrieve the more than 400 kilograms of highly enriched uranium believed to be buried underground 4. Accept a broader peace, security and de-escalation framework that includes regional allies 5. End funding for terrorist proxies Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Houthis 6. Fully open the Strait of Hormuz, charging no tolls for passage
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Toshiro O.
Toshiro O.@Toshiro0yama·
@styggen2 @HodlMagoo Not early at all. We know. You are a pro Israël zealot so it will take you a while before realizing. You are in the denial phase.
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Magoo PhD
Magoo PhD@HodlMagoo·
Just a thought but maybe don’t send 2 Jewish negotiators if you want a deal with Iran.
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all about maye 🚀❤️
all about maye 🚀❤️@allaboutmayetml·
@BBCWorld Dear BBC admin, when writing the above tweet, did it not occur to you that the BBC should also be condemning this atrocity? And, if so, do you not think that the BBC should still do so?
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Daniel Haqiqatjou
Daniel Haqiqatjou@Haqiqatjou·
Why isn't the rescued American pilot being interviewed on every single news channel and hailed as a hero? Is it because he doesn't exist?
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Matthew ツ@LessAloof·
@Haqiqatjou Bro hang on…. There are four empty ambulances in the UK that the world went ape about to account for first!
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Daniel Foubert 🇵🇱🇫🇷
BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed. BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed. BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian. BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity. BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point. BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross. BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around. BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think." BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M. BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking. BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN." BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf. BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto. BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto. BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP. BREAKING: XRP is up 34%. BREAKING: It is not XRP. BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz. BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution. BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz. BREAKING: Nobody is surprised. BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon. BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire. BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon. BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing. BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old. BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait. BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud." BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal. BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough." BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis." BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour. BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf. BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation. BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces." BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: The strait remains closed. BREAKING: This is day 41. BREAKING: We will keep you updated.
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Anna
Anna@ox_anna29·
My whole young adult life has been under a Conservative government and all I got was austerity, tripled uni fees, Brexit, 11% inflation and Liz Truss. Respectively you guys can do one.
Will Calverley 🇬🇧🇺🇦@WillCalverleyUK

Young people want a house, a car, a good job. They realise only the Conservatives are going to really deliver for them - in a way that isn’t all pantomime and theatre. That’s why young people like myself are backing the Conservatives - we want to make something of our lives!

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Charlie
Charlie@btc_charlie·
I wonder at this point if Britain can even be saved.
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dart
dart@poordart·
@IsraelMFA "I'm sorry is there a problem with the war you ordered?"
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Israel Foreign Ministry@IsraelMFA·
By choking the Strait of Hormuz, the Iranian regime is weaponizing global energy and holding the world economy hostage. This is the Mullahs’ formula for geopolitical blackmail.
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