Lucy

I hope this photo is a watershed moment. Forced to carry on to the end of the race with a broken back. Collapsed & died after the finish line. RIP Gold Dancer. If you’re making money off this kind of suffering - how do you look at yourself in the mirror?

put this in the NHS vaccination leaflet immediately

I prefer the term cashier tbf

Taylor Swift announcing her engagement just as we were going to announce the return of Spring Onion flavour. Clearly trying to bury our news. Is she in the pockets of Big Crisp?

the new pope right now

He’s not even been born yet

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2024 ✨

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

@OfficialBHAFC @WayfairUK @ManCity #WayfairMatchday

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I've been asked what my favourite commentary is on the budget and it's unquestionably this exchange.

Goal - WELBECK Assist - MITOMA Brighton 1-0 Man Utd (32 mins) #FPL #BHAMUN

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Don’t worry about your A-level exam results, in 20 years’ time you’ll be more worried about: 1. Not being able to move your neck for half a day because you slept a bit funny 2. Hoping any event you attend has adequate seating 3. Staying in for parcels with a delivery window of “between 6am and 10pm” (and they might not come at all) 4. Something silly and embarrassing that you said 20 years ago 5. All your teaspoons going missing. Where do they go?! 6. Trying to kick a ball back to a random young person in the park without falling over 7. Finding it exciting to look at sheds at the garden centre 8. Searching for the perfect hoover 9. Hairs: grey ones/ones now growing from your ears/receding ones 10. The fact you can’t bend down without making a loud groaning noise

Holy shit‼ This middle class Southern white woman just destroyed Elon Musk and his bullshit white male tech bro patriarchy. 🔥🔥🔥

Society used to put people like this in a facility and just electrocute them all day.

This is why working with children is so brilliant. ‘Arthur lives down the hill and I live up the hill.’ 🥰

Members of the local community have rallied to rebuild this wall outside the mosque after it was damaged in last night’s disorder @MENnewsdesk

BBC News showing footage of George Galloway pretending to be a cat as we wait for Rishi Sunak to speak. That’s it. I’m done for this week. Honestly.

Just got back from Tesco. The way some people treat shop workers winds me up. Worked in retail for 6 years and I do not miss it one bit. It’s not a 19 year old uni students fault that you’ve decided to leave your shopping until 2 days before Christmas you entitled bellends