Dirk Gently’s Holistic Capital Agency

@LukeBarnett Only the Scandinavians know the true divinity of the ice cold Sauna beer in ice cold winter. The world will know.

Hotel balcony while wife gets ready beer.

@wotancore THANK YOU

Makes no sense that Scandinavians should have to deal with daylight savings as the sun is only up or down at normal times for three weeks out of the year anyways

@IngenAning86 @Jymdis Dyrare som i att ditt exportpris (net of fees) inte ens är positivt kontra konsumtion?

@lrrrp38 @Jymdis ROI var 3-5 år vid installation. Nu tjänar jag inte en krona, 60-öringen borttagen och inväntar effekttariff. Visst idag är det några kr per timme jag tjänar men generellt är det dyrare att ha igång anläggningen än inte alls när solen lyser. Men överslagsberäkning ca 15-20 år.

Tänk om där fanns något som kan lösa problemet med höga priser på fossila bränslen. Kanske elbilar, solceller och batterilager? Själv är jag 0% orolig för oljepriser.

@47fucb4r8c69323 @Mr__Rational @HighyieldHarry Ya it’s the famoose ebit yield

@Mr__Rational @HighyieldHarry Because the numerator and denominator are reversed, is that what this is about? Lame.

Still can’t believe Succession had “EBITDA/EV multiples” & thought none of the overly intense finance viewers would notice.

@qcapital2020 @PythiaR Oh nvm I didn’t see it was you Q lol

@qcapital2020 @PythiaR I absolutely can’t stand Altman but this doesn’t sound too bad. Calling it ”playing god” is a very reductive ’Merican way of thinking imo. Where do we draw the line between medicine and playing god? Because there are so many instances of medicine/tech saving countless lives,

Total normal human being

@IngenAning86 @Jymdis Vad har din ROI landat på ungefär, och hur stor är anläggningen?

@Jymdis Jävla mongo. Solcellerna jag installerade för 3 år sedan är sämsta jävla investeringen någonsin.

@YuriiSolwees @jailedamanda ”9 months of surgical focus VS AI slop” is this the surgical focus you speak of? Please cease to exist.

@jailedamanda Movie plots sometimes appear in real life. This story about a dentist and the Great Barrier Reef is a clear reference to the plot of Finding Nemo where a fish is stolen for a niece.

There’s a dentist in Sydney, Australia who takes a speed boat out to the Great Barrier Reef to scuba dive and steal fish to give to his niece who promptly kills them

@SyazMadzaini @LegendOfSven @jailedamanda Why do you hate it? That makes no sense. It’s arguably one of the most known animated films of all time. Extremely easy to clock, so it’s not like your age is showing.

@LegendOfSven @jailedamanda Fuck. I hate that I know what this reference is. 😂

@Paradis59270054 @hy_wemmy Is there any actual evidence to support this lol, sounds pretty made up

@hy_wemmy Because the types of guys who would sleep with a woman who has been with that many guys probably had a bigger dongadoo. More people means more big dongadoos.

Why do men think v@ginas get loose if you sleep with 30 different people but it stays tight if you sleep with the same person 30 times?

@PhilipLevens @RogueScholarPr This is such insane glaze for a man who has, consistently and verifiably, not read bets well or at all. I’m not even American, no TDS here but I cannot for the life of me see how you see this guy doing anything but flailing randomly onto w/e populist gobsmack sticks to the wall.

@RogueScholarPr I think you are wrong- And he could be creating a Century Long legacy if he pulls this off. One of the biggest gambles of his career. But I would never bet against him. He’s had 80 years of preparing for this. He can read a bet better than any man alive.

I didn’t want to say this too soon, and I still hope I’m wrong and I’ll gladly eat these words, but I think Donald Trump just pissed away a ten year legacy of the most remarkable political career in a hundred years, just to give Israel their war

@GotSeoul91 @ShaleTier7 @chigrl Did she even do that? Isn’t this just straight up a screenshot from a Gemini convo? Lmfaooo

@ShaleTier7 Looks like she changed the font and copy/pasted the table 😭 @chigrl

"My personal numbers" > incorrect LLM output

@rosiesrib I’m maintaining at around 3500/d and it’s not all the rage it’s portrayed to be, honestly I preferred when I had a ~500cal deficit at 2000/d.

men be like “my maintenance is 3k calories :)” how about u go fuck urself

@0xmarchesss @historyinmemes I get what you mean, but isn’t taking a purely function-based object and integrating form (thus complicating and making the process less efficient for the sake of form) basically definitionally an art form?

@historyinmemes Why do people call this art? It’s just visual pollution with extra steps. Nature doesn't need giant iron dolls

In 2010, Iceland introduced the concept of electrical support structures designed to resemble towering, walking iron giants.

@iClipCoins @RightWingCope Or, hear me out, he’s just genuinely this retarded.

@RightWingCope Probably pre setup by the coin clippers to sabotage him if he ever went against them. Create an account for him, sign up for every embarrassing thing you can think of and just let it sit waiting for him to slip up.

BREAKING: Kas Patel’s Telegram Account from HELL may have just leaked…

@Tim946271284085 @AccusatorSenior Hahaha

@AccusatorSenior Förstår det, kvinnor är inte lämpliga som igv poliser. Hoppas att hon kommer på bättre tankar.🙏

Min dotter ska göra sitt första pass på IGV som polisaspirant ikväll. Måste erkänna att man som pappa är nervös.

@heyshipz Cooking

zoom in. tell me the FIRST word you see.

@3Plantey2 Bold of you to assume they even do that.

This is what happens when morons finally open the financial statements of the shitco they piled into lol $sive.st

@Algoboy3 @AbcpokerBI 20%? Var får du den siffran ifrån?

@AbcpokerBI Mm, men eqt’s del där ligger bara kring 20% har jag för mig.

#EQT får vi den där kapitulationen snart?

The fucking white house saying ”LAUNCHED” with a rocket emoji is… absolutely insane. Cannot wait for this retardmaxxing fuckfest to end.