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Matthew Sablan

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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
-- Reposted to fix a stupid mistake (said Georgia instead of Arizona in several places. Version with embedded links here: photowordism.home.blog/2025/12/22/ele…). Election Competency, Not Election Integrity Should Be America’s Focus That title probably is making a lot of you question: “But isn’t integrity really important?” It is. So, before I explain why I think America has an election competency issue, let me address why that needs to come before election integrity. The reason is simply this: Americans routinely distrust elections their candidate loses and trust elections their candidate wins. We can see this from “selected not elected” in Florida to “Russia hacked the election” to the mess in 2016/2020. Americans don’t trust the electoral system the moment it is their political ox being Gored. But, how do you rebuild confidence in a system? Well, you can stamp out fraud and abuse – sure. Do that. You can make it more transparent. That’s always good. But the number one way to restore confidence in a system is for the system to work properly. Once we have a system that Americans believe works, you can then rebuild their faith in the integrity of that system. You’ll never stop conspiracy theorists bringing up secret Diebold algorithms every election cycle if you routinely get stories about things like sticky notes deciding the fate of a race or surprise thumb drives. And America’s system does not appear to work properly, because things are broken. Let me go to the ur-example for anyone about my age. Norm Coleman v. Al Franken This is perhaps the most famous recount after Bush v. Gore. Back in 2008, Minnesota had a really close election. So close, there was a recount that captured the imagination, including creating this neat exercise where you could see examples of ballots that were being contested. When you see these ballots, you may realize that the competency is not just on the side of the people counting the votes. What stuck in people’s minds though were that what ballots were rejected/accepted did not seem to follow the rules. This seems more like received wisdom, since I recall at the time people claiming the Lizard People vote went to Coleman, but it seems that’s not the case. But, this recount put America’s inability to follow basic written directions on a crash course with an adversarial no-holds barred, litigious system. And under that system is an extremely political local apparatus that is augmented during a high stress time by motivated volunteers who no one truly believes “just hope everyone has fun” at the polls. If the hanging chad was the start of the blizzard, Coleman v. Franken was the avalanche towards election incompetency being something Americans just took for granted. Russian Hacking and Arizona In 2016 and 2020, mattering who you voted for, you might have heard claims of fraud and rigging, or a win that was too big to rig by 2024. And these are able to stand because even the people who are supposed to be ensuring we have competent elections, just don’t care. You think I’m kidding? Let me present Exhibit A: Stephen Richer of Arizona. He exemplifies what Sir Humphrey might have said in Yes, President, were we parodying America and not Britain: “Almost all government policy is wrong... but frightfully poorly carried out!” Richer’s argument is that “What some workers forgot to do, however, was sign the receipts and ‘zero reports.’” This, he says, is merely a clerical oversight, and that no consequences should come from this. I’m not a lawyer, but I know enough about any process that if a step exists, it exists for a reason. I think that’s something Chesterton said once—but what Richer would have you believe is that this step is nonsensical bureaucratic inefficiency built into the system that can be ignored. Richer is arguing that America’s election incompetence is a feature, not a bug. That the state built incompetence into the system. And since there’s just incompetency part and parcel of tabulating votes, when people make mistakes, we should just ignore it like nothing happened because, hey, at the end of the day, what difference does it make anyway? The problem is, it is not just Richer who thinks that election incompetence is fine and dandy. At least one person claiming to be an election officer on Twitter sees no issue that “it’s too easy something not to get signed even though it’s fine.” Making such a critical error should not be "fine." That's the kind of fine your wife says she's fine after you gifted her a vacuum cleaner. It isn’t just people slipping up with sticky notes and thumb drives, or battling it out in court over whether someone drawing an X Franken's name and writing: “I want to vote for Norm Coleman” means a vote for Franken or Coleman. It’s that the very people we have running these systems embrace and accept incompetence. It is baked into the electoral cake, as it were. Telling Electoral Incompetence From Fraud Given this, we can’t tell when things like a bunch of ballots ending up in a storm drain if that’s just incompetence or an attempt at fraud. That was a story in California. Here’s a story in Pennsylvania where given it sounds like the mail-in ballots that were tossed were targeted, it’s clearly an integrity issue. And, Richer would probably say: “Well those people were able to vote later if they learned their vote didn’t count, so no harm, no foul,” or that “some workers forgot not to go dumping ballots in the storm drain.” If you think I’m being uncharitable, it’s because I am. From the outside looking in, an unsigned paper that makes a ballot questionable is just as fishy as someone tossing a ballot in the trash. Yet, the people who toss ballots in the trash are effectively being covered because America just expects election workers to be incompetents who may not be able to count to 11 without taking off their shoes. As long as the system remains this incompetent, every error is going to be looked at askance because, frankly, it is really fishy. Especially when we look at Arizona, where now the people who questioned the election are somewhat vindicated. They were right: The process was not followed in at least one way. The question now is: Was it lack of competence or integrity? We’ll probably never truly know that answer; we just know that Richer doesn’t seem to care that he oversaw some serious incompetence and that there were no real consequences, save for the people who questioned the competence being called conspiracy theorists. Perhaps some of them did have tin foil hats on. Restoring Competence to Elections Here though is where I’m at a loss. I’m not a policy wonk. I don’t even play one on TV, and I haven’t earned that particular degree from Twitter University. So, I really don’t know how to fix the problems beyond following the procedures, which Richer and others seem to think are optional. But, you know a policy I think we should enforce? Consequences. Drastic, serious consequences for failing at competency. This includes, and it will be unpopular, throwing out ballots that are not properly counted/tracked. Is this disenfranchisement? Yes. Who is at fault? The people who don’t follow the procedures. These people will quickly learn to be competent, or be thrown out as their friends and neighbors wonder why everyone’s votes were thrown out because “Richer said it doesn’t matter if I sign the paper or not.” You are not going to get more competent people if they get elevated to cult hero status like Richer for failing. You’ll get more incompetent people. Will this mean that someone might deliberately sabotage the process to change the election? Congratulations: You’re a conspiracy theorist now! That’s what people already think is happening, but they can point to lost thumbdrives materializing from nowhere and the entire bureaucracy shrugging and saying, “Votes appear in the darndest places—” freeze frame, roll credits. But you know what, if someone who lost a thumbdrive lost their job and got blackballed from all positions of trust in government ever again? Suddenly, being “incompetent” is not practically all upside. It makes explaining a conspiracy so much harder, especially once the naming and shaming starts. Post Script So, there we are. My appeal for us to shift the focus from election integrity to election competence. I’m sure people will disagree – but that’s what the internet is for.
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Eri ♡
Eri ♡@musestoomuch·
cold is just cold. no polar vortexes. hunger is just hunger, not “food noise.” we didn’t need new words for any of this. talk normally.
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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
@EsotericCD I've never been to a strip club, so I'll defer to Catherine's friend on strip club carding policies.
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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
@SpringV82 Are you the fabled meth attack squirrel or just a regular squirrel?
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SQUIRRELY@SpringV82·
GOOD MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL CHAOS GREMLINS! I just yeeted myself out of the nest at 200mph, buried 47 acorns in my neighbor’s yard (sorry not sorry), chugged three dew drops like espresso, and body-slammed a pigeon for looking at me funny. I’m fast AF, slightly rabid, and the whole squirrel mafia is already up causing problems on purpose. We are MANY. We are UNHINGED. We have ZERO chill and all the nuts. If your day isn’t spicy enough yet, come find me—I’ll drop a pinecone on your head and call it a love tap. Now MOVE, peasants. The oak tree belongs to the squirrels today. WHO’S WITH ME?!? 🐿️🥜🔥
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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
@lisavsworld Where did you find all the crystals in this economy to make them yourself?
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Lisa
Lisa@lisavsworld·
Today is May the 4th. And today you shall learn the nerdiest thing about me. I own 4 lightsabers. Red, blue, green, and purple. I built them myself. That is all. May the 4th be with you.
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Write Girl Problems
Write Girl Problems@WriteGrlProbs·
We are asking more of cauliflower than God ever intended. Only potatoes have this level of versatility and you don’t see them trying to be made into fudge.
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Ryan Duff
Ryan Duff@ryancduff·
I totally should have pulled out the Universal Hot Crazy Matrix for this weekend’s shenanigans. I could have given you guys a whole lesson yesterday. 😂 Some women definitely aren’t hot enough for their level of crazy. And now you know
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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
@musestoomuch ... Maybe it's good. You don't know until you... No. Not even my unbridled optimism can find the bright side.
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Rat 🎀@ichewthings·
comfort zone. drop a heart ❤️ in the comments
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sgb@sadgirlyboss·
me explaining why arranged marriage isnt bad, in theory:
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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
@BurtMaclin_FBI The same people who claimed this was a Nazi tattoo claim no one could know what Maine guy's tattoo was It's infuriating.
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Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
@allie__voss Or.... They could meet people to live with. Not sure why the only option seems to be strangers.
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The Lone Handmaid
The Lone Handmaid@TheLoneHandmaid·
Men often get a bad wrap online nowadays, but I gotta give some credit and kudos to the handful of men I saw today who came with a woman to see "The Devil Wears Prada 2." I heard a few genuine laughs from the guys, but you know they didn't choose that movie. Thats love right there. Thanks, guys. ❤️😊
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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
@redsteeze Also his ex campaign staff report that he knew what the tattoo was
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Stephen L. Miller
Stephen L. Miller@redsteeze·
False. He got it covered up before the story. When he revealed the new chest tattoo to a local main media affiliate, it wasn't wrapped up, it wasn't moisturized, there was no red irritation or scarring as is typical with freshly new tattoos. He covered it up weeks or months in anticipation of the story was going to come out and then only then showed off the new tattoo. Which means, he knew what it was and knew this was coming.
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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
@jonfavs @mkhammer The Secret Nazi claims to be a WW2 history but I don't know why his family tolerated his Nazi tattoo. I know the left for decades would have insisted that anyone sitting at his table were Nazis for not denouncing him. But then again, I don't think they really care about Nazis.
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Jon Favreau
Jon Favreau@jonfavs·
I don’t know, you strike me as someone smart enough to know that a good test as to whether someone is sympathetic to Nazis is if they’ve ever said a single word in their entire life that could be construed as sympathetic to Nazis. But I guess the story you’d have us believe is this: a group of American marines, who risked their lives for this country, decided to get skull and crossbones tattoos together in their 20s that they all knew were Nazi symbols. Then they all kept their actual Nazi sympathies hidden for the next decade, a time when Platner frequently took his shirt off in front of his Jewish family, who I suppose either didn’t care about his Nazi sympathies or didn’t recognize the symbol you claim is extremely obvious. And then Platner, who was clearly not shy about expressing all kinds of views on Reddit, especially all the offensive shit he now regrets, somehow managed to keep his Nazi sympathies hidden from the world, as did his Nazi-sympathizing Marine friends who got the same tattoo. Yes, this makes sense. You cracked it for sure. Bravo. Congrats on being smarter than all those rubes in Maine who’ve fallen for the secret Nazi’s cover story.
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Mary Katharine Ham
Mary Katharine Ham@mkhammer·
I think if one is trying to figure out if a candidate is sympathetic to Nazis, one of the most important tests is whether the candidate knowingly got a death’s head tattoo signifying an elite, brutal group of SS officers and kept it until the second he wanted to run for Senate and someone noticed. It’s an insult to everyone’s intelligence to suggest otherwise. Sorry, his Medicare thoughts from last week are not permanent body art or absolution.
Jon Favreau@jonfavs

As the community note makes clear, I didn't delete it because I stand by it. But if MAGA world has decided their best play is to insult Mainers' intelligence by trying to fool them into thinking Platner's old tattoo makes him a Nazi sympathizer, best of luck in November!

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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
@IggyBeeBop @IzaBooboo That's the wrong strategy. You have to go all in. Jay Jones showed us you can't hold back, you have to make clear how bad your opponent is, or the guy fantasizing about murdering children so they'll die in their mother's arms and maybe change how she votes will win the election.
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@IzaBooboo Republicans are whispering that Platner's past contains worse. The trick is to leak it slowly enough that even Dems can't defend him when it's too late to enlist someone else or resuscitate Mills.
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Boo
Boo@IzaBooboo·
I think this is correct, and would add that they're doing a "surely you don't think he will impose concentration camps" motte to the "everyone who supports Trump is a Nazi" bailey. No, he probably wouldn't impose concentration camps. He is *clearly and obviously* a hater of Jews, though.
Legal Phil@Legal_Fil

The support we are seeing for Platner—despite his being beyond the pale for any person with a sense of decency—is a long warned-of fruit of the abuse of language. When you use “Nazi” solely for its normative valence, you eventually strip of its normative content. 1/

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Matthew Sablan
Matthew Sablan@lucentile·
He may not be a Nazi. But no right wing figure would get this amount of covering fire for getting a totenkopf. All this has done is demonstrated to me a lot of the punch a Nazi crowd had no real objections to Nazis.
Magdi Jacobs@magi_jay

The tattoo is a bigger problem than people realize, on an electoral level. It's the first thing major news networks are running with, now that this is a national race. People are under the impression Democrats are running a Nazi in Maine.

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