luke?

This is it. The greatest video.

@lindayaX @NYCMayor Fuck you people don't get enough hate actually

@NYCMayor this is actually one of the scariest things I have seen. it won’t stop here. 🗽😞

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

@opbcdJake @Dexerto Helldivers rips tbh but I couldn't get into arc

@Dexerto Hot take/My Opinion: Arc Raiders and Hell Divers are mid as hell. I’ve never played either but when I saw the trailers I was like why is everyone losing their minds about these games?

ARC Raiders has lost almost 80% of its players this year on Steam It had a peak 2026 concurrent player count of 466,372 in early January

@coughdropsh REPTILE BY PERIPHERY

Everyone drop their favorite 10+ minute songs im sick of the 3 minute long brainrot music i need an adventure

Hey @Ford could you have put the oil filter on the 2020 fusion in a dumber spot??

It’s been 177 days since Lucy Martinez was filmed making Charlie Kirk neck gestures, and she’s STILL employed by Nathan Hale Elementary School, who did everything to bury this story. They want us to forget. I promise you, we haven’t, and we won’t.

@JuliaHB1 Imagine being evil enough to think children shouldn't eat

The breakfasts are not free. They are paid for by taxes - mostly on parents who feed their own kids. Most of these 10,000 children would have had a perfectly healthy breakfast at home without these clubs. This isn't about helping the poorest kids, it's the state taking over the basic job of parenting.

@Finnegan1435321 @JulieLovesFluff No way you're this stupid

@JulieLovesFluff Never go to "check-ups" or "wellness visits". Avoid all doctors as much as possible.

I took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, no idea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave.

@RobertAnthony_T @octoberstanton You're a cuck

@octoberstanton Duran never learns his lesson w that shit. He's a loser.

If fans can say anything they want to players then the players have a right to respond

@lastofcam Man fuck them kids

This is what being married with no kids looks like.

@EmpireCrusader @ma1ybe If you died the world would improve

@ma1ybe having a daughter is great, but the thought of having YOU as a daughter is where any sane parent would feel absolutely betrayed by the universe.

i think that men who turn into whiny little piss babies when they find out they’re having a daughter should be rounded up and dumped into the ocean

@FearedBuck He's such a pussy lmao

Clavicular walks out of 60 Minutes interview after being asked if he is an incel and about his relationship with Andrew Tate. Clavicular: “Do I identify as an Incel? I mean, how could you ask me that question as a follow up after you asked me about my relationships to women. I mean, that's quite literally the worst sequence of questions I think I've ever heard.” 60 Minutes: “Let me rephrase then. Looksmaxxing was obviously a term created by the Incel community. How do you feel about being linked to that group.” Clavicular: “I'm not linked to that group in any way. Looksmaxxing is self improvement, right? So it's about potentially even ascending out of that category. So that would be kind of one of the goals is to disassociate from being an incel and overcome that. So that doesn't make sense.” 60 Minutes: “You've been seen with certain people who are from all parts of that world. I mean, just as an example, you've obviously shared company with Andrew Tate and other, dare I say, rather controversial figures. Why do you spend time with people like that?” Clavicular: “I see you want to make this political… I guess you watched the Piers Interview. too bad I didn't have time to look into, you know, anything about potentially, you know who your wife cheated with.” 60 Minutes: “I’m not married Clav.” Clavicular: “So I could teach you about looksmaxxing, and then maybe you could switch that up. Thanks for the time, appreciate the interview.” (youtu.be/CXKCoFz3WRs?si…)

@SenTuberville All your players cte went to you I see

Today is a great day to BAN SHARIA LAW.

@emma6USA Y'all are fucking weird

What a powerful image of strength and leadership! Trump at the helm with our brave military — a clear message that America is back and standing strong. 🙏 🇺🇸May God continue to guide and bless him as he steers our country forward. MAGA VETERANS

@RepNancyMace Fuck you

Boating is not a luxury in South Carolina. It’s a way of life. Our state is home to more than 350,000 registered recreational boats and a marine industry supporting over 27,000 jobs and generating a $6.5 billion economic impact. Our No Tax on Boat Loan Interest Act extends the above-the-line loan interest deduction for cars to boats, allowing American families to deduct up to $10,000 annually in boat loan interest on American-made boats. More affordable boats mean more families recreating on the water, more marine manufacturing jobs in South Carolina, and more investment in an industry already generating billions in economic impact. South Carolina STRONG.

@sportswaatcher Number one has to be Pop Tarts Bowl atp

about 50 sports events I'm going before I'm even considering the Masters

@sara_doesnt @BossRVA You don't own the street ding dong

@BossRVA You better be careful. If you don’t own the property that person is trying to park in front of, you’ll get someone like me who’s gonna get very creative with your lease and make the landlord‘s life a living hell. Let them park in front of their fucking house!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone put a note on my street parked car that said “I sure would like to park in front of my house.” Now I’m trying to decide how big of poster board I need in my windshield to get my “street parking is public parking move to the suburbs if you want a driveway” message across.

@pro_democracy24 @JayJurden

@JayJurden Its deff not as funny as ur bio, and when someone calls u a vaccinated retard ( like i am doing here) i am referring to the clot shot, which ur dumbass and fellow cultists all took, not actual legit vaccines, that actually do protect u from disease

Vaccinated as an insult is unintentionally the funniest the right has come up with in a very long time. "My kids are dead. Consider the libs owned!"

@aadilpickle No shit? Man everyone is very dumb nowadays

made a $175 instacart order and the shopper left the reciept in the bag found out it would cost $125 if shopped in person 40% markup what a great business model

@sidrosenberg19 @NYCMayor Imagine being this unlikeable and blaming it on someone else

This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

@sidrosenberg19 You actually typed that out lmao

Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!