Mr Malcolm

@nogulagsagain In a Bernouli Box

@EZYTeamHub +447979506465

@easyJet why are you now charging excess baggage for a medical bag that fits under a seat. My granddaughter is type 1 diabetic and we've just been charged for her equipment bag. We have travelled many times with this bagg but your rep says its a new policy but no comms

@marksandspencer Rubbish Rose's dont even last 2 days

@SurreyCouncil Is that why you are bombarding me with emails from your SANDBOX system about an enquiry lodged many years ago?

We're suffering technical issues with our online Highways reporting system which are also affecting our Contact Centre. If your report isn't urgent, please try again later. To report an emergency call 0300 200 1003. Thanks for your patience & we're sorry for the inconvenience.

@juicycouture My granddaughter wore this top under a black juicy hoodie and the black colour has run into the top and wont wash out. This is not the quality you would expect from a premium brand

@GBNEWS PORTUGAL NEWS On Sunday, December 25th, the average price of simple diesel was €1,608/litre, according to data from the General Directorate of Energy and Geology (DGEG). Simple petrol 95 cost, on average, €1,579/litre

'Brits are being FLEECED!' - UK motorists subject to some of Europe's highest prices at the petrol pump 💻 GB News YouTube: bit.ly/3vAYaw0 gbnews.uk/money/brits-ar…

@Circulon Yesterday I sent a message to start the returns process for order 88605. As yet you have not responded

@VodafoneUK You've put me in a loop. Having mis-sold me a new contract when I try to cancel via Toby you say to call 191 which in turn sends me a text to go back to Toby. This just compounds your fraudulant activity.

@GuinnessGB Back in the 80's in Ireland Guiness and Gold was the thing. The Gold was Lucozade ffs

One part sparkling wine, one part Guinness. Your new Christmas cocktail of choice.

@prodnose I heard from a friend in Spain that Wayne Fontana passed away last week

The last surviving member of Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers, Walter Lure, has died. JT&H now now that small list of rock groups whose original members are all now dead. Jimi Hendrix Experience Ramones Motorhead

@FlyMontyUK No flew over at time publicised

@FlyMontyUK Flying over Shepperton

Engines starting 🤞 the weather clears in time. 🇬🇧🇫🇷

@PGMBMlaw_en @N1ckC @mancman16 @easyJet Read their T&C carefully before you sign up. I decided not to.

@N1ckC @mancman16 @easyJet Hi @N1ckC and @mancman16 . That is not accurate. We operate on a 'No-win, no-fee' basis, and we limit our fees to a maximum of 30% of your compensation. Should the case not be successful, so long as you've stuck with our T&C, you won't pay a penny. All the best!

@MarkFrancois12 @RaheemKassam @andywigmore @realDonaldTrump the back one that he uses to talk with

@RaheemKassam @andywigmore @realDonaldTrump Ask him what his favourite passage is.

@MartinDaubney We don't get news just agenda lead opinion from people who believe that they are the story

POLL: Since the #COVID19 lockdown, has your faith & trust in British journalism:

@TVpsychologist @susannareid100 He said the seller should be out of the house for viewing

So, the essence of the absurdity of the house viewing advice, is that while we are unlikely to hug a stranger, we can’t be trusted not to do that with more than one family member. No further mention of the ‘common sense’ they bestowed on us up until this point then? #briefing

@johnsmi26032400 @SirBasilBrush IF IN DOUBT DON'T GO OUT

@OliusThe @stevep_1973 @afneil Spain

@stevep_1973 @afneil I am a responsible member of society, and for that I'm harassed by police officers for exercising with my family, denounced for questioning the need for such draconian restrictions and bloody pissed

Some unsolicited advice after another dire present conference. Ministers that most folks have never heard of should stop their amateur-hour ‘father of the nation’ acts. No more homilies. No more patronising pats on the back for us. No more even more patronising pep talks.