Mark Van Osdol

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@wolverine_steve This is actually a great take, completely agree. What do you think @DrHockey_LGRW

Im not even trolling I honestly feel bad for my MSU friends. They have nothing to be excited about. Football is terrible. Basketball is tired and stuck in place, decent I guess but going nowhere. Their coach is selfish and bitter. Hockey is good but none of them care. Not good.

@REALDonThomas OMG Don you rock, love it!!!!

STILL NO FROZEN FOURS IN 20 YEARS!!! SPARTY NOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mgobluealex @sbell021 God Bless you Alex, Go Blue and bring it home my friend!!!!!

@sbell021 i was 9 years old and cried my eyes out man i’ll be in the building on sunday, vengeance is on my mind ngl

Excited to get some revenge against Minnesota-Duluth #stillnotover2011

@2ndChancePoints @MrMaize12

@MrMaize12 Haha think what you want, but I’d lie detector that it happened

This might be worse than the people who make up stories about their kids lol

@asmilefixer LOL classic Doc. Meanwhile at the rally...good luck with that guys.

Dammit. Sorry I missed this.

@Kaching100 @RedsSuffering @SouthernChick Lol yeah me neither but easy for me to say

@markvanosdol @RedsSuffering @SouthernChick Groupies are the best. I wouldn’t have sex with them though.

Today’s certified Yacht Rock song of the day: Steely Dan Saturday!! Hey Nineteen Steely Dan 1980 Yachtski scale score 85.5 My score 96 Aging hipster smoothly attempting to seduce a young lady with tequila and weed..a take as old as time…Nineteen would be 65 years-old in 2026, she could use the Fine Columbian for her glaucoma…

@BuckGenoIII @sbell021 OMG Buck, well played

@sbell021 For MSU fans, this weekend has been a real kick in the nuts. It's got to be tampering with their psyches.

Michigan State hockey led Wisconsin, 3-1, with less than five minutes to go in the game. A win would send the Spartans to the Frozen Four for the first time in 20 years. I’ll let you guess what happened next.

@TheStingisBack Never heard of the Cell Block one, looks interesting

Two Vince Vaughns have a birthday today: 1) the smart-mouthed, rat-a-tat comedy dude from Wedding Crashers 2) the menacing killing machine in Brawl in Cell Block 99 Block 99 is uncompromisingly savage, a brutal throwback to 70s grindhouse. The climax is absolutely insane.

@VodkaPundit What time should I come over????

Current mood.

@StJohnsPriest Wow, 45, very sad. Same with 94 of course but that's a good run. Imagine all that she has seen!

Two funerals today. Noon for Ian Blackney (45 years old) and 2 PM for Eleanore Simon (94 years old). May they rest in peace

@asmilefixer @hendu442 Wow, I'm impressed

Showing this to my wife to prove that my memes aren’t stupid after all.

The roads around Chicago are WORSE THAN MICHIGAN. Didn’t think it was possible.

@elizagnnnn LOLOL CLASSIC!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 You were smart to skip over the part in between Beilein and May.

Enjoy last nights conversation with mom:

@Kaching100 @RedsSuffering @SouthernChick Random Dude, see also "Sweet sweet Connie" who is a real person, that's her real name, from Grand Funk Railroad's "We're An American Band"

@RedsSuffering @SouthernChick The “nineteen” girl is the Sharona of Yacht Rock.

@RedsSuffering I thought Fine Columbian was a coffee reference 🤣😂🤣😂

@asmilefixer @internetraj You can do it, you were made for this! Or at least your shirt people.

@internetraj That’s a lot to put on a tee shirt

January February *hoarse voice* “There’s a whole lotta teams out there tampering” April

@kmbowsundy @bobwojnowski I agree, hopefully he does something where we can appreciate his talents!

@markvanosdol @bobwojnowski What a bummer! He’s a terrific journalist. Thanks for the update. I missed it. ❤️

Let me reiterate what everyone has said. You will be missed in all the Detroit-area press rooms. I hope you’re not going far!

@DrunkRepub Michigan fan here...

VOLS, BITCH!

@sbell021 Just realized this was reposted from 4 years ago ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Tom Izzo in March

@asmilefixer Absolutely horrible human beings, total trash. The mom did not deserve this, but she obviously made some bad mistakes (besides giving birth).

This mom just realized her daughters are cunts. I don’t use that word loosely.