Martin Smith

@irishrygirl The constitution and our government's laws are also full of tradeoffs to sometimes let something "less bad" happen if overall freedom is enhanced (2A, privacy rights, habeas corpus, etc) but somehow accidentally feeding 2% more people isn't a tradeoff we're willing to make. 🤦

SNAP’s fraud rate is less than 2%. Whereas the pentagon hasn’t passed a single audit and can’t account for over $3 trillion dollars. But fuck the starving kids. Am I right

"We're gonna have incidents, and users are going to think it's part of your product" @martinb3 at @incident_io's #SEV02025

Hey @FitbitSupport @Google this sucks!

@thefox Doesn't work for me in the US with Workspace accounts.

We've rolled out AI Mode to Google Workspace accounts in the U.S. -- can't wait to hear what you think.

incredible to hear illegal fireworks (a criminal offense) from people who rail against undocumented immigrants (who only committed a civil offense)

We have just hit 7 circuit breakers: Taiwan Japan Russell Futures Australia Singapore China Korea

Cool cool.

Ah yes, the @Delta messaging option that includes texting my full name and typing out my Skymiles number by hand to a system that knows my account already when I call. But keep making me say "no thanks" every time I call for an IRROP 😂💀

Hey @BestBuy what's the deal with your internal server errors? This is a terrible release day experience

PS also "IS" isn't an abbreviation for Espanol either.

I don't know who at @flyvolaris needs to hear this but "Forks" isn't an English translation of "Si." This is the second recent email survey I've gotten where the options are either Forks or No. 💀💀💀

@CODUpdates You really need to do better here; you've treated your customers poorly time and time again, when you've been simply incorrect about them cheating. Some of your biggest fans. It's just crap.

📢 #MW3 #Warzone #TeamRicochet RICOCHET Anti-Cheat identified and disabled a workaround to a detection system in Modern Warfare III and Call of Duty: Warzone that impacted a small number of legitimate player accounts. We have restored all accounts that were impacted. An examination of our systems was conducted for safety and monitoring will continue. Stay tuned for our Road to Launch 'Progress Report' blog from #TeamRICOCHET coming tomorrow.

Whyyyyyy does it take 2+ hours of phone calls to use a RUC/GUC every time @Delta

Meanwhile 20 mins of hold from @BankofAmerica while out of the country and callback doesn't work. And the app won't let me report it, forces me to call.

Does @amazon validate new credit cards at all? This is my third time having to cancel a debit card because of a fraud charge from them. @AmazonJP this time 😡😡😡

It wouldn't be an upgrade certificate on @Delta if I didn't have to spend an hour on the phone to fix it or get a ticket reissued.

Kinda misleading @duolingo -- maybe better to just show options as A or B? This (sé) looks like a four-syllable word according to the spectrogram/visualization 😭

It's happening later today!

The @Toyota app on my phone really wants me to authorize and my vehicle really won't show me a code and says it's connected. I hate this future.