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Martin Allen

@martingallen

Enterprise Architect MBCS CITP. Busy on a plethora of IT projects in a defence arena. I tweet mostly about #tech #microsoft #f1 #rugby #food #science

Katılım Nisan 2010
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Martin Allen
Martin Allen@martingallen·
@magicfm paging the magic classical engineer
Martin Allen@martingallen

@ScalaRadio you've got an issue with the continuity announcements cutting over the music. I've heard the same Enrico Einaudi and William Tell intro a couple of times now. Kick the engineering team into life quick!

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Martin Allen@martingallen·
@ScalaRadio you've got an issue with the continuity announcements cutting over the music. I've heard the same Enrico Einaudi and William Tell intro a couple of times now. Kick the engineering team into life quick!
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Martin Allen@martingallen·
@magicclassical someone kick the engineer. The music is being invaded by the continuity adverts...
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Same with me. I've lost all the data from my previous phones. Over a decade of data, only managed to get back partial data from a backup. Joke of a statement from Google. Have to remind ourselves that we are the product and have no control over our data!
Paolo Dal Checco@forensico

"We briefly experienced a technical issue that caused the #deletion of #Timeline data for some people". #Google says they are "reaching out as your account may have been impacted." but dont' worry: "If you have #encrypted #backups enabled, you may be able to restore your data" 🤦

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@GWRHelp how can a train by delayed by rugby supporters if it hasn't even arrived at Bath yet?
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I run a small tech startup. Was struggling to get second round investment, so we rebranded everything with AI this and AI that. Investors suddenly falling over themselves to give us money. We don't, and never will, use AI for anything in our company or products we sell.
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Martin Allen@martingallen·
@emmainbristol (sorry) Welcome back BTW 🎉 Not that I've tweeted much in a year 🤣
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Martin Allen@martingallen·
Sorry.. Not sorry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Alanis King
Alanis King@alanisnking·
LEWIS HAMILTON LET’S GOOOOOO
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allie ୨୧
allie ୨୧@rightupmyaIIie·
most important video ever
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Dr. Dave Venable
Dr. Dave Venable@davevenable·
What is a “Global BISO”? Wrong answers only.
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Ea-Nasir@alistaircoleman·
And sometime in the distant future, at the heat death of the universe, a spokesman says that the financial charges against Man City are “still under investigation”, in a locked filing cabinet in a darkened basement with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard”.
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Martin Allen@martingallen·
@nixcraft What about an InfoPath front end for an excel database. Makes you want to just go back to pen, paper and a filling cabinet.
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nixCraft 🐧@nixcraft·
Why do so many people treat Excel as a database? 🤔
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Ea-Nasir
Ea-Nasir@alistaircoleman·
I’m on cyber-security this week, so here’s a rare image of a hacker in a hoodie with his hoodie down like some sort of rank amateur.
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Martin Allen@martingallen·
@zoeeealiceb @O2 Oh no.... 😞 Are you a virgin media customer too? I reckon they've merged my account and screwed it up
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Martin Allen@martingallen·
@o2 I can't log into my myo2 app for some reason. It tells me that My O2 isn't available. The Web version doesn't show me my phone contract details just WiFi management. Checked the email address (it is where the bills end up) and reset the password. Still can't get in. Help!
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Dutch Uncle🇪🇺🇳🇱🇬🇧
@ProfBrianCox Journalists often measure things in terms of London Buses, Swimming Pools, and the size of Belgium, but as a scientist, I'm assuming you are much more rigorous about units of measurement. So, are "light feet" a thing?
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Brian Cox@ProfBrianCox·
This will get changed pretty quickly I suspect, but it's fun currently. "The object [a black hole 33 times the mass of the Sun] is relatively close by, at least in black hole terms, sitting just 2,000 feet away." independent.co.uk/space/black-ho…
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
I decided to go full Brexit and finally let go
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Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
My new work is complete at the local children's park. Take that Banksy!
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Joe Biden
Joe Biden@JoeBiden·
Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.
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