Martyn Taylor
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Martyn Taylor
@martynwrites
Author from Northumberland, writes horror, sci-fi, fantasy. Likes cake, black labs and long walks on the beach.
Katılım Kasım 2013
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How Robert @Peston has fallen. Used to be one of the best political journalists in the country, now asking questions about Mandelson at an Iran War Briefing by the PM. He's now a grubby Sun style hack. Urrgh! What a shame #IranWar #10YearKeir
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@EmmaScott Dunno about the spray tan. I'm not believing it until I see the stake through his chest.
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All jokes aside, y'all know they couldn't possibly line his coffin with white, because the spraytan would stain it.
Politic@l Spinner 👋@lesstenny
What would be your first reaction if this happened soon?
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@mariwriter @TheAgentPhil There was a City player who wore a tee shirt, 'Why is it always me'. Perhaps we should have that printed on our shirts, because refs do seen to have it in for us.
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@TheAgentPhil Shame the ref let extra time run over too. Great game. We’re still in it.
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@ryangrim Spell 'casuistry'. Now look it up and watch again.
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@vpeanuts I just hate the referees we get. Or rather, they referees our opponents get.
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Please note that this is an Israeli newspaper calling it 'Jewish' terrorism. You might wonder what kind of reaction there would be here in UK, if someone negatively described action taken by Israelis as 'Jewish'.
Haaretz.com@haaretzcom
While all eyes are on Iran, Jewish terrorism is rising in the West Bank haaretz.com/opinion/editor…
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@kevinhatchard Would their list include Politics, Philosophy and Economics, like what their great hero Enoch had.
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What Tory dimwits like Trott here never seem to reference is just how much money the creative arts generate in the UK. It’s such populist bullshit to make out that kids are wasting their time at uni with arts courses. Grim, soulless tripe from a failed and now irrelevant party.
Brexitshambles@brexit_sham
Failed Tory Laura Trott says her failed party would stop funding certain university courses, when pushed on which courses she obviously said creative art courses would be defunded.
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@SDDonovan Hi, Shane. Not a hockey fan, eh. Over here its been wall to wall curling...
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@Gaudd Don't forget the involvement of the good 'Rev'd Dr' Paisley'
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Before the Epstein Files there was the Kincora Boys Home Scandal. A horrendous ring of child rape and abuse which implicated British intelligence services and a senior royal. The British government followed its standard MO by engaging in a comprehensive coverup.
thegrayzone.com/2026/02/06/kin…
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@marknelsoncomic Could have something to do with millions of people not feeling safe to visit America right now.
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@ThatEricAlper Nothing compares to U. All the young dudes. With a little help from my friends.
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@AuthorGFAllen Park your backside and start writing. Eat, sleep and repeat until you can type 'The End'. Don't sweat the tears and frustration, just do it. Now, that's the easy bit done...
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@Thewearyadvent1 Flash, I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!
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@bushontheradio Years since I ate spam but I'd be prepared to give that a go.
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@AnnieForTruth Go down? Even Stormy Daniels couldn't get a rise out of him and she's a professional.
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Pam Bondi will go DOWN alright! She will go down as a lying, corrupt, partisan hack and pedophile protector. 😡
#TrumpEpsteinFiles
#ElitePedophiles
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

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Rees-Mogg on the national minimum wage: “Workers should be paid their value. It doesn’t make sense to set it arbitrarily high above the market by the government”
Brilliant. The return of slave labour
#jeremyvine
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