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@antoniogm @clintoptions And yet

@mattaversion @clintoptions The point of being wealthy is no longer needing the phone to experience 'reality'.

I have a secret to share After your first $2–$3 million, a paid off home and a good car, there is no difference in quality of life between you and Jeff Bezos. Both of you have limited amount of time on earth; you have twice if not more than Jeff, so you are richer than him. A cheeseburger is a cheeseburger whether a billionaire eats or you do. Money is nothing but a piece of paper or a number in your app. Real life is outdoors. Become financially independent; that’s usually 2–3mil. Have good food. Enjoy the relations. Workout. Sleep well. Call your parents. That’s all there is to life. Greed has no end. Repeat after me: Time is the currency of life. Money is not. Sooner you figure this out, happier you will be.

@AutismCapital Breath of the Wild

It’s time to settle the ultimate debate: what is the greatest Zelda game of all time? Is it a fully remade Ocarina of Time or is that going to be uncslop to the Zoomies? Is it Breath of the Wild? Have all the uncs actually played it? It’s very very good. What’s the verdict?

@antoniogm @clintoptions Philosophically no but maybe practically the tool we use and the portal through which we interact with the “world” is increasingly the same

@mattaversion @clintoptions My phone is not the measure of the human experience.

@SeedOilDsrspctr My wife finally got that for her SVT and fixed her up good. Wish you same

Daughter is in the cath lab right now getting an ablation for AVNRT. (basically heart rate can get abnormally high. It’s likely congenital, one of the few heart conditions not caused by seed oils) Please say a prayer for her.

@antoniogm @clintoptions Does any one of them have a better phone than you? That’s 80% of human experience these days

@clintoptions As someone who's been cursed to spend my life surrounded by people far richer than me, gonna call bullshit on this one. 😉

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

@annakhachiyan his posting reveals him to be a stupid man. Tale as old as time

Now I get why he speaks exclusively in mystical bullshit, because when he sets himself to saying something concrete, it’s just village idiot Epstein slop

@SeverusChud @SeedOilDsrspctr

The Snape we got vs the Snape we deserved

@uncledoomer Cartoon stink lines

it's not enough for baby boomers to drop the price 5%. they need to be bleeding out on zillow. i want to see baby boomer hoomer gooners standing on the side of the road with their thumb in the air wearing a wood barrel with suspenders with cartoon stink lines coming off of them

@compliantvc I like that the euro guy is 72 and still commuting

Commuting in America vs. Commuting in Europe

@LeahLibresco @jackzampolin if he’s so pro baby and pro family he should be

MAKE A MINIVAN, ELON.

@BlomquistForMI Thats all good but I have a problem with your bio. your basic needs (like food and shelter) require someone else’s labor (farmers, builders) and you don’t have a right to someone else’s labor for free. If you think that, you’re pro-slavery and very radical bro

Being America First 🇺🇸 means caring for the needs of our people at home, not funding violent foreign governments 🇮🇱 or starting costly wars of aggression.

@ChefGruel Isn’t that what mayo is

The key to a good blt, hit the tomato layer w oil and vinegar.

@joeybeastmarket Banger

I would like to write a longpost articlepost about how deeply this album has impacted me and how strongly I feel it is one of the greatest musical feats ever created and how it defines what it means to be an American. Is that okay?

In the wet pnw most of the really bad stuff is washed off with rain water on my neighborhood sidewalk and walkway to my house. I don’t mind bringing a little inside. Modern life is too sterilized. As long as there is no visible mud I’m fine. I also never get sick

@uncledoomer Mines printed 10,000 shipping labels and still going

there really is a "fix everything right now" button for buying a printer and its been the same for 20 years

@caitoz Congrats you’re not a fringster you’re a normie. Kinda NPC and a little cringe but you do you. Be bold

Westerners are about to start paying a lot more attention to the war in Iran as massive US-Israeli escalations point to a coming energy crisis set to impact the whole world. Israel has bombed the world’s largest natural gas field in southwestern Iran, reportedly in coordination with the United States. Now that a major red line for Tehran has been crossed, retaliatory strikes have already begun pummeling the energy infrastructure of US allies in the region, with Qatar reporting that its primary gas facility has sustained “significant damage” from an attack after Iran issued evacuation warnings for energy facilities in Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the UAE. Fuel prices are already surging. If middle eastern energy infrastructure starts taking extensive damage on top of the already hugely significant Iranian blockade on the Strait of Hormuz, this war could end up affecting virtually every corner of human civilization in one way or another. Westerners are largely apathetic about US military explosives landing on populations on other continents. But once it starts having a direct impact on their personal bank accounts, you can expect them to get a lot more interested in US foreign policy. This war has been a bit odd for me because as an anti-imperialist peacemonger I’m not yet entirely sure what my role is in my commentary here. Normally I’d be begging westerners to care about another horrific act by the US war machine, but as things stand it looks like westerners are going to be forced to care about this one whether they want to or not. Normally I’d be writing furiously about how people should not support this war, but the war has exceptionally low public support already. Normally I’d be trying to help everyone open their eyes and recognize the US warmongers for the psychopaths that they are, but the Trumpanyahu administration is openly waging an unprovoked war of aggression while constantly thumping its chest and boasting about how it’s showing the Iranians “no quarter, no mercy” and saying it can kill whoever it wants with impunity. Normally I’d be writing about how the mass media are churning out war propaganda to manufacture consent for more US military butchery, but the mass media keep putting out stories about how the US government is lying about a war that should never have happened while Trump administration figures have public tantrums about how the media isn’t churning out war propaganda for them. President Trump is on social media babbling about how news outlets “should be brought up on Charges for TREASON” for not reporting on an embarrassing story about a US aircraft carrier fire the way he wants, while Secretary of War Pete Hegseth gave one of his fire-and-brimstone podium sermons bitching about how “an actual patriotic press” would be framing this war in a more positive light. Do you see what I mean? What am I supposed to do with this? Where does that leave dissident fringesters like myself? All I can do is clear my throat and sheepishly go “Uh, yeah, I uh… agree with CNN.” With Ukraine the mass media fell all over themselves to hide the west’s role in provoking the conflict, framing Putin as an evil maniacal Hitler figure who just spontaneously flipped out and invaded a country on Russia’s border because he hates freedom. With Gaza the western press gave nonstop narrative cover to Israel’s genocidal atrocities, constantly dragging public attention into an endless conversation about antisemitism and Jewish feelings whenever opposition to the slaughter got too hot. That’s just not happening with Iran. It’s the first US war I’ve ever seen where a big chunk of the empire just refused to get on board. The media’s not playing along, US allies are telling Trump to get stuffed when he asks for military assistance with the Strait of Hormuz, and the public’s not buying the lies. This is a frightening time to be alive — but you can’t say we’re in a period of stasis. Things are moving faster and faster. They might get a whole lot worse. They might get a whole lot better. They might get a whole lot worse and then get a whole lot better. But it seems a safe bet that the situation won’t remain the same.

Nothing good has Ever happened to me in March, and it has Never failed to bring horrible Fear, Grief, and extremely tangible Loss down on me—and I know in my heart that this year will be no different. I get the creeps every time I look at the calendar.… Big trouble, soon come. Even Astrologers will tell you that March is a good time to lay low and beware of taking Risks. Disaster is Certain, because March is ruled by Mars, and that is Guaranteed trouble. The Sun is in Pisces, which is the worst time of Any year for making Decisions. They are sure to be made for reasons of Emotional disturbance rather than Logic or rational thought. That is the Law of the Universe.

@uncledoomer Look at them tight little old growth lines. 10x more durable than our softass gmo wood

people always say it's because the wood is 2x4 before its dried and planed, but thats retarded, the industry should have standardized on a cut that ended up a true 2x4 inches AFTER drying and planing. so yeah its a bullshit ripoff but our entire economy is all just like this

@qthomp You don’t meet the IQ threshold for tweeting

TRUMP: “I THINK THE IRAN WAR IS PRETTY MUCH COMPLETE”