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@Breyers I get this chocolate pb ice cream regularly and there's usually plenty of peanut butter (even bordering on too much), but I've had OVER HALF of this container and haven't had a SINGLE BIT of peanut butter! I am VERY DISAPPOINTED

I filled out @ConEdison's home energy survey to get an idea of where my energy usage is coming from, as my latest bill was $80 despite being out of town for nearly the entire period. This is...not helpful.

@glerpie Excited for you all, sending good vibes!!

Excited for Glerpie Jr. to hit the streets

@glerpie Deets?

@jkosoy tell us more

Today we hit a huge milestone in a multi year long infrastructure project. You’ll never know stripe.com is any different, but for my people it’s blasting off to the moon and climbing Mount Everest all in one and I’m just so stoked.

@seacaptainpolls I came to submit 65 because the Peanuts joke is an excellent example of the "long walk" and the furniture stacking, with it's deceiving setup, is 👌🏼 But there are so many good arguments in the other submissions that now I don't know what to think

What Episode of Corrections Should We Submit for the Emmy?  (49 or later) youtube.com/playlist?list=…

Hi @USPSHelp. How do I file complaint about this delivery? The package weights just under 2lbs – I don't know why anyone would think this was a good idea. I can provide the tracking number.

@_vade next level pro tip: put ice cream in said receptacle

Coffee pro tip: after grinding your beans & placing them in the puck, packing the grounds for a good pour & placing the puck in the espresso machine; an often overlooked step before making espresso is to place some sort of “receptacle” underneath the spout to catch the coffee.

@JustinHCrowell @MintCares You're correct, but I have to point out you should've used a semi-colon instead of a comma.

@MintCares @mattfelsen It's not that he doesn't want marketing emails, it's that your marketing emails are inappropriate and likely violate the law

@mint this isn't an alert. It's a marketing email. Tell your marketing team to knock it off.

@mint This still isn't an alert.

@mint @mint Why do you continue to prefix the subject on your marketing emails with "Alert?" This isn't an alert. It's a marketing email. @FTC pls note Mint continues to violate CAN-SPAM act with misleading subject lines.

google meet does holograms now

really digging these holocups they added in the google meet cafe

@glerpie This is via LIRR yea?

I guess it's Jamaica, not JFK, so you still gotta AirTrain, but still. Holy shit.

The greatest holiday miracle is the new rail line from Grand Central to JFK in under 20m. Absolutely freaking out over this.

ah yes, the helpful instruction manual guidance on how to poke yourself in the eye

@kylebrickman @ZoeSchiffer @bestofdyingtwit incredible

@ZoeSchiffer @bestofdyingtwit Hahahah, I *just* had ChatGPT generate this.

NEW: According to Twitter’s Slack, the company is changing its PTO policy. “Twitter management has decided that two weeks PTO leave is not acceptable,” a manager said. “It is expected that most of us will work through December.” Noted there will be downtown around Xmas & NYE

@soulcutter @cassidoo @mooreds do you use them for baking?

I got a box of rainbow Nerds and noticed as I was eating that there wasn't a lot of pink, so I started sorting them, and I'm not even done yet, and this is an outrage, the ratio is terrible

@cassidoo green: suggested posts orange: sponsored posts yellow: reels pink: posts from people you follow

Did anyone score an #ohny lottery ticket for Red Room Sat 3pm they won't use? I'm looking for one to join my partner, or could swap if you have a pair at a different time

@_jenlowe_ banza is good, and capellos (but pricey). (opinions via Kate, the gf pizza eater)

@JustinHCrowell so what about soup?

Two hours into fasting for Yom Kippur: telling myself that ice cream doesn’t count as food because it turns into a liquid in my mouth

the playlist is titled "Relaxing Vocal Jazz" but this person looks stressed AF