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lolol

@elonmusk you have to admit, First Lady is funny AF.

Emily Hopkins x Osmose Giveaway wn.nr/drUBKBJ

I’m just here for #TrumpSmells

@DrewMikePodcast Drew “I saw this thing on tictok but I WASNT ON TICTOK” sounds like someone has a case of the bullshits.

@Xfinity hey!! Your technician is running late, again. The last three reschedules they just never showed up. Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

@FrantzRantz OJ Simpson. Arron Hernandez……….You can google athlete/murderer and if you want to spice it up, throw in some SA. Yes, there are a lot of less likeable American athletes than Megan Rapinoe

"I got injured, so there is no God." -Megan Rapinoe Has there ever been a less-likeable American athlete than this?

@instagram what gives?

@classicweier @calculizer Quit looking for the last piece of the puzzle and enjoy the chaos, man!!!!

@mattvantastic @calculizer organizing nature's chaos is mans cruel attempt for control in a world infinitely larger than them fuck music

@Vans I’ve been trying to custom make some slip on customs with a wing tip design but can’t get it right!! HELP!!! Help!

What the…

@SammichArtisan @AquatiqGG @makeupbyshaniah Tell me more about this “slap to the face” payment system. I feel as if this is the morale booster I’ve been searching for😉

we are in end times…

I’m dressing up as 215 lbs for halloween

@ATT FIX THESE BULLSHIT SPAM TEXTS.

@DanCrenshawTX @RobGeorge “I’m going to say some shitty, opinionated things about college and you guys fight about it. I am a politician after all” Marjory Taylor Crenshaw.

If you’re heading back to school this week (or sending off your own kids), here’s some unsolicited advice: 1. Question everything (especially your liberal professors). 2. Don’t major in gender studies or philosophy. Find a practical degree that will be worth the return on the student loan payments you’ll end up making. 3. You’re young. You don’t need to perfectly define your political positions yet. Be patient. Learn. Have fun instead of fighting about politics.