Mike… Byhoff?

@bwirp1 @1Andrew_J @ContraPoints That’s why it’s called propaganda.

@1Andrew_J @ContraPoints what is your point? Mine is that the triumphant tone of the propaganda is a little much considering their leadership got killed

The White House better retaliate with some more Wii Sports drone strike highlight reels

@I_amZackk @JowardHonson @TechLayoffLover So you know there aren't more planned layoffs in Q2? Are you in the C-suite?

@JowardHonson @TechLayoffLover Clown, I work at the very company he’s talking about 😂😂😂 He’s full of sh*t

Amazon just confirmed 16,000 layoffs but sources inside are telling me the real story is so much worse Word from three different VPs: the 16K number is just "Phase One" - internal docs show another 14,000 cuts planned for Q2 A director in AWS walked me through their new "efficiency matrix" - entire teams being replaced by 2-3 senior engineers running Claude Sonnet workflows The Alexa division got completely hollowed out. 847 engineers two months ago. 23 remaining after this week. All hardware development moved to a Bangalore team of 31 contractors with Cursor access Here's the sick part: they're making the outgoing engineers document their entire decision-making process into "knowledge transfer sessions" that are being recorded and fed directly into training datasets One L7 told me he spent his final two weeks creating detailed prompt libraries and workflow documentation. Thought he was being helpful for the transition Turns out he was literally training the AI agent that replaced his entire org The contractors offshore are using his exact prompts and shipping features 40% faster than his old team of 12 Americans ever did Internal Slack shows leadership celebrating "operational excellence" while badges get deactivated in real-time They're calling it "right-sizing for the AI era" in the all-hands But the P&L sheets I'm seeing show $280M in salary savings this quarter alone The knowledge extraction is complete If you're still at Amazon and haven't started job hunting, you're already dead

@OCA2967 @TexasJohnFW @CristianoDiaz @allenanalysis seriously. They just throw that word out with 0 context thinking it means something.

@TexasJohnFW @CristianoDiaz @allenanalysis Winning what?

🚨 Two MAJOR bombshells in 30 minutes. CBS News: The Trump administration concealed the true extent of Iran’s strike on a US base in Kuwait. Dozens of service members suffered severe injuries. 30 remain hospitalized right now. They hid it. The New York Times: A US military investigation has concluded the United States was responsible for the strike on the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls’ elementary school in Minab, Iran. 165 girls. Ages 7 to 12. Trump said the Tomahawk was “very generic.” Trump said Iran bombed its own school. Trump said he’s “willing to live with” whatever the report shows. The report shows it was us. And while Trump was lying about dead children, his administration was hiding dozens of wounded American service members from their own families and the American public. Concealing American casualties. Lying about dead Iranian children. Blocking terror warnings to law enforcement. Sealing the Epstein files. This is a pattern.

@TexasJohnFW @CristianoDiaz @allenanalysis do you know what "winning" actually means? Because it ain't whatever the hell all this is!

@CristianoDiaz @allenanalysis We're winning you dumbass and sometimes it takes holding back information for the time being, jackwagon.

@ryangrim "constitutionally, the constitution..."

Ok this is legit funny

@Elliott87545341 @truthseekerasu @BillyM2k @Meta The fact that you knew all of this and still bought them is staggering

@truthseekerasu @BillyM2k @Meta Yes? But there aren’t any other options on the market that I’m aware of. And it was pretty clear when I bought mine that meta was spying on me when I used the keywords. But maybe I just had a good sales person or watched the right videos before buying.

why the fuck meta employees watching videos their users are taking

@VampyAllie @dimanari @caro_irl I truly hope this is a joke

@dimanari @caro_irl Reach, Trample, Haste Can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or more. Prevent all noncombat that would be dealt to creatures you control. When this creature deals damage to a Planeswalker, destroy that Planeswalker.

in magic: the gathering we have this saying "reading the card explains the card" when the cards are actually abjectly unreadable

@jose40840063237 @slatestarcodex @KTmBoyle It must be so nice to have such a smooth brain and not understand nuance or complexity whatsoever. Everything is so simple! Lucky you.

@slatestarcodex @KTmBoyle Your kind calls deporting foreign invaders "bootlicking". Newsflash, IF the White House changes hands, I will still be in favor of deporting foreign invaders. We know you won't.

We’ve seen this movie before. When the dust settles, a lot of patriotic founders will point to this exact moment as the match that lit the fire in them. 🇺🇸

@Silverballs00 @SheaSerrano Just a quick question: what’s a real American?

that’s a stupid fucking man and his followers are stupid fucking fucks

@mary_skillcat3 @NYCMayor LACERATIONS?!?! Call in the national guard.

@NYCMayor According to news, some had lacerations to the face. That’s your statement?

I’ve seen the videos of kids throwing snowballs at NYPD officers in Washington Square Park. Officers, like all city workers, have been out in a historic blizzard, keeping New Yorkers safe and cars moving. Treat them with respect. If anyone’s catching a snowball, it’s me.

@Ingrid_Love101 @AstroRayne47873 @sweeenie This is a riot to you, isn’t it.

@mbyhoff @AstroRayne47873 @sweeenie That’s not a snowball fight.

Sometimes silence speaks louder than words. Zohran: your silence on this is SCREAMING.

@nass9jk @ShabazzStuart @sam_d_1995 Because jails and prisons are full of *checks notes* white kids?

@ShabazzStuart @sam_d_1995 lol. Cmon man. You think there is a single DA who will lock up black kids for this? They could stab someone and get no time. Also how do you think they get the keys to operate said trains. Take one guess, their parents.

Sharing some of aforementioned videos. This is a true public safety threat and someone will get killed. Kids hacking MTA subways and literally driving them around the system?! Video 1: kids crash an R-46 into another one.

@cowboyrebel11 @EllieCohanim @NYCPBA @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani Yes, those are DEFINITELY the reasons Khomeini was such a controversial figure! Now do human rights abuses.

@EllieCohanim @NYCPBA @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani It’s not NYC anymore. It’s New Yorkistan and this is the plan. Get out of that city!

Unacceptable and outrageous — this is the environment that NYC police officers are up against. Our police officers are being treated for their injuries, but the case CANNOT end there. The individuals involved must be identified, arrested and charged with assault on a police officer. And all of our city leaders must speak up to condemn this despicable attack.

@neech74 @NYCPBA With SNOW BAZOOKAS

@NYCPBA wheres backup?should be swarming to there aid.

@nbrink77 @PhoenixChamp @JoyceCarolOates If they got cops to stop scrolling on their phones and actually do police work they can easily fire 1/3 of the police force.

@PhoenixChamp @JoyceCarolOates I hear NYC has way too many cops anyway. Apparently true if they don't have any real crime to investigate.

the comments on this post are hilarious. NYPD "treated for injuries" from snowballs? hefty fellows built like bisons charging into a spontaneous snowball fight & some of them are hit with what looks like powdery snow? why not just participate in the snowball fight like normal people; or, if that is too rough, stay out of the park & let the kids play. basically it's the NYU campus, a very small campus for one of the country's largest universities.

@slinging_brics @3stddev @lizrhoffman He went real quiet after this one.

@3stddev @lizrhoffman Imagine not being able to comprehend prima facie how a healthy society which rewards productive work is obviously in your personal interest but here you are…Epstein class cultural values are just narcissistic personality disorder with marketing.

The message discipline of this man on the street talking about private equity owning homes

@AstroRayne47873 @sweeenie The HORROR of being in a snowball fight! THE HORROR!

@sweeenie I've seen other videos with other NYC cops being abused like this today. This is not acceptable.

@SaltedNuts77 @sweeenie @NYCMayor Lmao die mad.

@sweeenie Fuck everything @NYCMayor stands for and every pos progressive fuckin scum that voted him in.

@DanaThomasParis @c_cgottlieb @NickiJhabvala @washingtonpost @CBSNews Yeah I’ll second that.

@c_cgottlieb @NickiJhabvala @washingtonpost @CBSNews You have no idea what you are talking about. At all.

Will Lewis was too busy to join the call to tell his staff he’s destroying the @washingtonpost sports department yesterday … but he did have time to walk the red carpet at NFL Honors here in San Francisco today. Amazing.

@Gabriel15532606 @NopallicusRex @NateGilbert This isn’t a marvel movie, dude. This is a movie people go to on date night.

@NopallicusRex @NateGilbert Yes, that’s the first available showing. I buy pre tickets all the time because Cinemark gives you additional points for some movies

Not a single ticket sold for the opening night of Melania at Boston’s largest theater