Matt Carlson

@Bubblebathgirl Who cares

Chelsea Handler just went full identity politics on Spencer Pratt’s run for LA Mayor. She posted on Instagram: “If you’re seeing this video, this is a reminder that a straight, white male, former reality star that has no previous experience in government should not be a legitimate political candidate. Have we learned anything yet?” Disqualifying a candidate purely because he’s straight and white? That’s not commentary — it’s open discrimination. Telling voters who’s “allowed” to run based on race and gender is the exact bigotry Hollywood claims to fight. How does her kind of rhetoric actually help Los Angeles? (Video: AI)

@GavinNewsom Tell all of your constituents to stop moving to Tennessee. I don’t care what you do to your state. That’s on you. It’s a shame too. California is the most beautiful state in the country. You and yours have ruined it.

You won’t hear this on Fox News: California just released a balanced budget that wipes out the deficit this year AND next — while protecting health care and safety nets. Meanwhile, Trump ADDED $2.4 TRILLION to the federal deficit with his “Big Beautiful Betrayal.” Republicans ruin budgets. Democrats balance them. Adulting matters.

@DadInvest I’ve been in the MuceTrain for quite a while. It’s only positive.

I’m 40 now so i have to tell you about the hottest new health trend: Metamucil before dinner. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. Extra fiber fills me up and comes with other key dietary benefits. Highly recommend!

@ThePatriotOasis 80F oh god I hope you survived!

🚨 CHAOS BEHIND THE SCENES OF TRUMP’S CHINA SUMMIT: Multiple incidents erupted as President Trump was meeting with Xi Jinping. REPORTER: "Do you understand that we are in the motorcade with the President?" CHINESE REPORTER: "This is my country, the security on our side, do not allow you, sir, to leave this area." REPORTER: "WE GOTTA MOVE!" Chinese reporters trampled a White House aide, a Secret Service agent being blocked over his firearm, and U.S. journalists being held in a side room and prevented from joining the motorcade. Reporters also faced strict controls — limited bathroom access and confiscated water bottles in 80+ degree heat.

@ChrisVanHollen You’re making this so much worse.

You got me, I catered a holiday reception for my staff with campaign — not taxpayer — dollars! Now let's see your receipts. #ReleaseTheTab

@james_xond When they did away with, ”Ace is the place with the helpful hardware men” changes out “men” to “folks.”

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

@cutiieepie6 I’ll say it. You’re a cheap ass mofo. If the server did the job well you should have left $60. Stop eating at places you can’t afford Dolt.

My colleague and I left $20 on a $309 bill at a Michelin star restaurant last night, and the waitress looked at us like we’d just insulted her grandmother.We split it—$10 from me, $10 from her. The service was fine, nothing exceptional but nothing wrong either. Just standard polite service at a place where the cheapest appetizer was $24. When she picked up the check folder, she opened it right there at the table, saw the two tens, and her face actually dropped. She snapped it shut, forced a smile, and walked away without saying goodbye.We were barely out the door when I heard her telling the hostess something that ended with “…can’t believe it.”I know Michelin spots usually expect 20%, but we’re talking $60+ on food that was good but not life-changing. Am I wrong for thinking the tip should match the service, not just the prestige of the address? Or was I supposed to empty my wallet just because they got a fancy plaque from some committee?

@ChrisRamsey60 Plumbing

A kid getting out of high school doesn’t want to go to college. They would rather go to trade school. What trade are you advising them to get into?

@LangmanVince Oh go to hell

She was the first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby, and the most annoying trainer to win the Kentucky Derby! Go figure! 😂

@CuriosityonX Theo Von without question.

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@OfAthenry If your kids act right that’s because of who? Yep, the trainer (mom and dad).

At the risk of offending horse trainers... She didn't run the race, she didn't ride the race, she didn't birth the horse... so am I supposed to be impressed by the horse trainer? Like wow, you taught him how to run in a circle & gave him some baths. Let's clap for Hector, the barn hand. Let's have a parade for the farrier & pop champagne with the veterinarian while we're at it.

@spencertbarber @RuthBaderFace We have 10 bro. They can handle it.

@RuthBaderFace Well, you just summarized why I've resisted up to this point, but unfortunately, I'm already past that point.

I’m caving and getting my kids a dog. Tell me why I shouldn’t just follow the crowd and get a golden doodle?

@spencertbarber Because a mini long haired dachshund is the best!

@ESPNRadio @Ianfitzespn @ESPNLosAngeles @AlabamaFTBL 13th round?

Ty Simpson had a private meeting with Sean McVay and the LA Rams before the #NFLDraft?! @Ianfitzespn caught up with the 13th round pick after hearing his name called on Thursday night in Pittsburgh.

@JamieBonkiewicz Moron

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

@malonebarry @Strandjunker That was so cool

Remember when Trump had the president of another country kidnapped and flown back to the U.S. and then everyone sort of forgot about it.

@marcuslemonis Whitefish, MT

Pick a State you would move to if you needed to leave where you are now.

@SenSchumer Oh thank God that ol Chuck is on the case.

I am closely monitoring the unfolding situation at the White House Correspondents Dinner. I’m grateful for the quick response of law enforcement and am praying everyone remains safe.

@FreightAlley I do not think Chattanooga leans conservative at all.

Asheville and Chattanooga are very similar and often compared, except for politics. Asheville is liberal, while Chattanooga leans conservative. Chattanooga is going through a massive renaissance and our best days are ahead.

@CollinRugg Always about you, Wolf.

JUST IN: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer says he was just feet away from the White House Correspondents dinner shooter, says he was thrown to the ground by a police officer. “It was a very, very serious weapon, he starts shooting.” “I happened to been a few feet away from him as he was shooting. And of course, the first thing that went through my mind, is he trying to shoot me?”