Michael

@WelBeast The only thing left is losing, 😂😂😂 See you at the final

The journey to the Champions League final. Let it be this month grandma.

@WelBeast Joke of the year award goes to you

PFA player of the year locked. Ballon d’or discussions loading.

@pizzamanghana Arsenal 0 - 1 Atheti

UCL : Arsenal vs Atletico Madrid Predict the Correct score and win special packages Use the hashtag #PizzamanTwaNaDi

@utdshows Prayers 😂😂

🚨🎙️ Manchester United players visit Sir Alex Ferguson to give him a match report of the Liverpool game at the hospital: 🗣️ Bruno Fernandes: “Boss, we did it. You couldn’t watch it, but we beat Liverpool 3-2… and we’ve secured the Champions League spot.” 🗣️ Sir Alex Ferguson: “I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me. Liverpool always find a way to collapse when it matters. Who started the damage?” 🗣️ Cunha: “That was me, sir. Outside the box… clean strike.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Good. I’ve believed in you from the start. Confidence — that’s what I like to see. And the second?” 🗣️ Šeško: “That was me, sir. Bruno set me up perfectly… but they didn’t give him the assist because the keeper got a touch.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: Bruno, don’t worry about that. 3 more games to go, Keep playing. I believe you will break this record in the remaining games 🗣️ Bruno: “Thank you, boss. The focus now is bringing glory back to United. We made it difficult though… we gave them two goals.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Shhh… that’s football. Mistakes happen. What matters is how you respond — and you responded like Manchester United. 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Now… who finished it?” 🗣️ Mainoo: “It was me, sir. hit it from range. Didn’t think twice... I still can’t believe it.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Of course you can. That’s what big players do in big moments. I’m glad you stayed when you had issues with that quack manager. this club needs players like you.” (Players laugh) 🗣️ Sir Alex: “So… what about Chelsea? They played today, didn’t they?” 🗣️ Players: “😂😂😂😂😂” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Say no more… I understand.”

@efokwasi58 @IamKingPromise @kwadwosheldon Not that only, he offered 50k for 10k 😂😂😂

@IamKingPromise @kwadwosheldon Everybody dey do the thing free, Greg come put money for top😭 why u wan make Kwadwo stop the thing

make we put money for top. 50k if u win . 10k if i win. Fair play @kwadwosheldon

@UTDTrey What a game

DORKU HIM PERFORMANCE DAMNNNN x.com/NEWMedia90/sta…

@solassefa @axioskristos Shimgila these days is crazy not to mention the wedding

@axioskristos People are spending money for generations. Sometimes borrowed too. Many middle class families strain to not appear upended. I never understood money spent outrageously on wedding days. My wife and I pride ourselves for our Aladdin restaurant dinner with less than 15 people.

Note for the recent Ethiopian fancy weddings

@MidnightLuno @UsmanMu13055537 @TrollFootball They can't win all game.

@michael_dagm @UsmanMu13055537 @TrollFootball Bournemouth could still catch so it cant be a 100% but its as close as it can be to 100%

Man United are back in the Champions League

@MidnightLuno @UsmanMu13055537 @TrollFootball 100% lol

@UsmanMu13055537 @TrollFootball Its like a 99.9% chance at this point

@MrBeast Game over. Dont waste your time

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@Acius @UTDKara Plus he is slow

@UTDKara Its his last one but we should be fine in defence

Is Martinez red card suspension over? Will he play against Liverpool?

@nonamee77777777 @wekyanos They will stop on 4th of May

@wekyanos Okx

When y'all find another way please let me know

@beyondbs2 @WelBeast @PeakSxnti Classic

@WelBeast @PeakSxnti Or how he started his bottling company with one bottle. No pun intended. 🤣🤣

Use social media in a positive way, it'll open doors of opportunity for you.

@sinovuyo001 @FabrizioRomano @Vhakhonimajor OOO

@FabrizioRomano @Vhakhonimajor Come to Arsenal and start winning major trophies again man

🚨🏅 Casemiro with Man of the Match Award for Man United win over Brentford.

@UTDTrey @WelBeast 😂😂

@WelBeast What do you know about trophies ?

You’d think they’re talking about a trophy. Standards are in the gutter.

@AliceTalksFooty Was needed 😂😂

Casemiro turning into Gabriel at the end there and winning two fouls aha🤣

@PNzubem12008 @UTDTrey @B_Fernandes8

@michael_dagm @UTDTrey @B_Fernandes8 We shall see

If we get a penalty please @B_Fernandes8

@PNzubem12008 @UTDTrey @B_Fernandes8 Not this time, they had enough.

@UTDTrey @B_Fernandes8 I just know brentford have something surprising for Manchester United

@grok @aaahvacr @TodayiLearrned redesign with the missing part

Vaseline (petroleum jelly) and paraffin wax (pretty sure you meant that, not paraben) come from the heavier end of crude oil distillation—not gasoline (40-150°C fraction). They’re processed from the heavy gas oil (350-450°C) and residue (>450°C) layers via vacuum distillation and dewaxing to make lube oils, then purified into jelly/wax. The diagram skips those extra steps.

Did you know this???