Mike Smith

@crabby_48 @ClayTravis @elonmusk @TigerWoods @Tesla It is almost as if he was making a joke.

@ClayTravis @elonmusk @TigerWoods @Tesla Hey Travis, you look like an idiot again

Hey @elonmusk I know you hate paying for advertising, but @TigerWoods endorsing @Tesla self drive is a no brainer at this point. #goldmine

@ronmortgageguy But if NZ produce no oil then having a refinery makes little difference. To feed the refinery they need to import crude. Supply problems are affecting both crude and refined.

New Zealand Produces No Oil At All & They Closed Their Last Gasoline Refinery In 2022 They import 100% of Gasoline almost all from China who SHUT Gasoline exports 3 weeks ago New Zealand is sorta Fucked right now Eventually it will get sorted But today it's a crisis 2/

@DrBrianKeating Yo mama's so fat she has a schwarzschild radius.

Yo mama’s so fat she weighs herself on the Kardashev scale!

@PaulBongiorno @AlboMP How is lowering a price inflationary?

I simply cannot believe that @AlboMP would consider cutting excise to lower the cost of petrol. Inflation time bomb and it would destroy the price signal that forces more prudent use of diesel and patrol under international supply threat.

@realRick_AUS Oh, and I go to order salt and pepper squid and am told "But Joe ordered a seafood dish already". So F'ing what.

People that go to Chinese restaurants expecting to share plates can get fucked I want what I’m ordering I don’t want any of your shitty chicken and cashews I want my duck and king prawns to myself

@pepsi firearms and alcohol.

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@nomad_dissident @mattwridley I think he means still the first leak, which was very nearly but not quite contained. That's always been my suspicion re the database timing.

@mattwridley Are you suggesting the pathogen db disposal was the first or the second leak in this scenario?

Strong indicator that the outbreak was therefore before September 2019 . The world did not find out until late December 2019. It is a reasonable assumption, therefore, that the spread was far more widespread than anyone realised at that point, and indeed by March 2020. This casts doubt on the prevalence data used for the modelling, including the expected growth, the cornerstone argument used to justify the lockdowns. None of this has been addressed by the “Covid Inquiry” who point-blank refused to address it.

@Shirinsmit Why would life have a concept behind it?

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for?

@Collinzosky @DavidMKeyes So far away.

@DavidMKeyes From Iran to where?

🚨🚨🚨 Top IRGC commander, Eimtot Ali Fuqd, has defected from Iran. This is HUGE. Many more will follow.

@MichelleMaxwell Yep, if Iran no longer has the ability to threaten shipping within 3 months then I would judge the war to be a success. If the regime falls and is replaced by something better, then it would be a big success.

I am more than happy to pay more for gas for a brief period if it means President Trump realigns the world for the better. Anyone else feel this way?

@ThePosieParker 'caught'!

I’m a very proud Mother, raising Lions not sheep. How fucking sinister is this?? My son claims he didn’t get caught and in the meeting the teacher said someone had handed him a note. Either way…. “You were caught talking at xxx, xxx and xxx about your ideological views - you were midway through a diatribe on why being part of the LGBTQIA+ community should be considered a mental illness/condition. I have since had a meeting with you, making it absolutely clear that making comments like that is deeply offensive and ideologically abhorrent and in no way appropriate to be preaching within the walls of the college. We talked about what effect saying such things may have on your peers, and staff. You were receptive to the feedback and promised that you would not talk this way in college again. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that this written warning will remain active on your student record for the duration of 3 months after which they can become spent but will remain on your student record.”

@afneil Melbourne did much better - we spent 1.3B $AUD on not building a tunnel!

Just an everyday tale of infrastructure in the UK — how to spend £179m on not building a tunnel.

@dhh Novel idea - let's hire on competence.

It's all so tiring.

@SGTWipper1Each Should be Doda, surely.

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder Don't unfollow me 😅😂

@ColMoeDavis Ah Leviticus, making RE teachers squirm forever. My RE teachers hated me, with some justification.

The Bible says “Everyone who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery” (Luke 16:18) and “both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be put to death.” (Leviticus 20:10). Do you (and your second wife) take that as a literal religious commandment too?

@rayaddisonlive If you treat people for minor issues for free at A&E, people will come to A&E. Stop servicing non-A&E patients and they'll stop coming.

Hellish day in A&E. The doctors and nurses are working flat out but the constant stream of patients is just too much. When I was a kid if you went to A&E you saw people with broken arms and bloody eye patches, things cut off or sticking out of their head. Today it was just people who couldn't get a GP appointment. Why do we not have enough doctor's surgeries in this country? Is it financially unviable to run one, too expensive to become a GP, or no longer a sought after career? What the hell is going on?

@OfficialS2G The F1 EV focus seems particularly silly given that team transport emissions would dwarf any emissions by the cars themselves.

Can someone explain why F1 has gone down this battery/EV route? We already have Formula E for that. Why not just let F1 be about the best and most powerful combustion engines?

@Sargon_of_Akkad And the false 'growth' doesn't benefit anyone. It is PER CAPITA growth that counts. If five people earn $x per year and you import another person to earn the same, nobody is better off.

The economy has flatlined with immigrants, now. The economic argument for migration is over. It doesn't work.

@7NewsMelbourne @elonmusk @georgia_bm_ 'Under pressure' this is an automatic easy decision. If he ever graduated he'd be struck off shortly thereafter.

Elon Musk has weighed in on an international student who escaped conviction after "up-skirt" filming more than 100 images of women in toilets. The Australian Government now under pressure to deport him. @elonmusk @georgia_bm_

@CatharineHoey The government must be planning some (more) hugely unpopular criminal laws.

Why is it that all the worst Government policies were not in Labours manifesto? Abolishing Jury trials one of the greatest attacks on our Justice system will not receive a favourable hearing in the Lords