Pamzt™☯︎
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Nigerian doctors in the quotes and comments never disappoint.
Must you guys teach medicine on this app?
When you see things like this, Just LOL and pass.
Solomon Okwumbor@solobliss1
Urea breath test? H.pylori STOOL antigen test? I don't think this is absolutely correct.
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@Euphoric_Levi @paultobi_ He clearly said he doesn't dispute it, why are you still asking what makes the statement less correct? You guys are scaring me.
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@paultobi_ So, well articulated points.
2 questions for you,
How does this make the statement:
" the only way to be sure that you have ulcer is with an endoscopy"
LESS CORRECT?
And is it possible Pts don't go it because they are not aware that's the way to be sure?
Doesnt this serve as ed
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I have only seen one endoscopy done where I currently practice. When I saw the images and the prescription, I thought, “Interesting.”
Since then, for patients with persistent or concerning symptoms suggestive of peptic ulcer disease or significant upper GI pathology, I recommend endoscopy after the initial primary management and assessment.
Interestingly, I have recommended it to several patients, but many never go ahead with it. What usually follows instead is repeated use of drugs like Omeprazole brands such as Meprasil, or medications like Esomeprazole, Gaviscon, Acipep, and similar agents. Many of such prescriptions come from physicians themselves.
Endoscopy is the gold standard. Nobody is disputing that.
But the real-world question is this: in Nigeria, how many physicians can confidently say:
they routinely perform or directly arrange endoscopy,
have easy access to the facility,
strongly recommend it,
and the patient actually accepts and pays for it?
Niklauzi@Niklauzi
Since I became a pharmacist only twice I have seen a doctor order endoscopy for a patient.
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Let me tell you something 😭😂
If my wife leaves the kids with me and I mistakenly lose guard and the children end up doing this…
It’s either:
- we clean those chairs completely,
- contribute money and buy another one,
- or all of us relocate to Jalingo before she comes back 😩💀
Because if she enters the house and sees this scene… both me and the kids already know say peace treaty no dey again 😂😂
ℙ𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕖 🎭@calmephree
Parenthood test 🏋️ You came back home to this , what will be your reaction ?
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@EzinneamakaO @tosin_olaluwoye I had to go all the way and check what led to the conversation. All I have to say is, people should take their health seriously cos the doctors are confused.
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@tosin_olaluwoye Doctors are arguing amongst themselves and you say they’re teaching . Who are they teaching ?
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@mayorde4you2 @Osi_Suave Una too dey lick sweet for this app. Mouth no dey ever bitter for una.
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@Osi_Suave Clearly you don’t understand business and turnover.
If the owner of this business makes 50k in sales today. Tomorrow he is replacing everything he sold and add extra ontop.
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500k in profit after removing costs from selling 1500 naira phone case and 2k chargers from a wheel barrow
Must think we are foolish here.
MAYOR 🇳🇬@mayorde4you2
I rather own a business like this, than work in a bank in Nigeria. These boys make 300k-500k in profit monthly. I heard bankers don’t earn upto 500k a month!!?
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“Trafficate” and “trafficator” cannot be found in the dictionary, but Nigerians said “we don’t care” and made them official anyway. And tbh, it flows well. 😂
Nigerian drivers will say:
“That driver did not trafficate”
“Oga, use your trafficator”
At this point, we need our own dictionary 😂😂😂
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@ask_thepress @UsmanAbidemiEsq @MerriamWebster It's been there all the while. The Brits have been using it.
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@BobbyySmh @abalu_uthman @MudiTheInvestor It's not even their fault. Whoever started calling it pear dropped the avocado because it's also called avocado pear or alligator pear.
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@abalu_uthman @MudiTheInvestor Some of the mamas who sell fruit don’t know it as an avocado, so that’s why they call it pear
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@abalu_uthman @MudiTheInvestor It's avocado alright. But try buying avocado from those roadside vendors and tell me your experience.
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@MudiTheInvestor is this not Avocado?
Pear is different, never seen anyone call this pear even in Nigeria
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@yankeeplug_ More than two fries eggs would have me gagging, but I've comfortably had 5 boiled eggs.
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It’s easier to finish 10 boiled eggs than 10 fried eggs
DOT@United_Africana
Gym bros. Why is boiled egg good for body building but fried egg isnt?
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My man Prof. Ishaq MURIC Akintola doesn't use violence, he just says dumb shit and drops the mic. These new ones are wild.
Oyo Affairs@Oyoaffairs
"My response to Oyo people who have guts to reject Sharia law in Oyo State is that y'all are mad, and if you come to us to say nonsense we will beat you mercilessly. Sharia Law Council will hold in Oyo, and it will come to Osun too" - Mufti of Iwo boasts
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@tuonkoaa @Oyoaffairs He's not even Yoruba man
He's ebira minorities from south that migrate to Yorubaland
This how they are all doing including Fulani Ibo and others tribe whenever they reach Yorubaland
It was like our land is their home because we are always welcoming
Yoruba must ronu by force
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"My response to Oyo people who have guts to reject Sharia law in Oyo State is that y'all are mad, and if you come to us to say nonsense we will beat you mercilessly. Sharia Law Council will hold in Oyo, and it will come to Osun too" - Mufti of Iwo boasts
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@metroadlib "Oh, no!"
"Not me!"
"A dragon."
"I thought so, too."
"Thank goodness we--"
"I KNEW it was you!"
"I can't believe it happened to everyone..."
"And he was a traitor all along?!"
"At least she died well."
"Run!"
?????
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WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!
WHAT?!!!
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Out of 20 million, he has already spent close to 11 million and he's still talking of a certain 15 million. Money never come, math don dey get k-leg.
your boy Armani 🫂@armanifeante
The next 20 million Naira that I see, I will lodge in Radisson Blu for 2days 700k to detoxify every instinct of poverty Buy 3 keke Maruwa 9 million and use 1 million for govt and Agbero registration. Then put the remaining 15million on treasury bills. I will never be broke again.
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@iamchrisani It's even worse that you don't know what simple means.
Na the warm eba dem dey serve you for your CS so.
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@milesAstride This one is sick
A simple tweet is now ?
Go warm eba
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Unrelated: but the idea of a private chef is still crazy to me, because tell me why will you pay 1m for someone to leave his or her state fly down to your state just to cook 3 to 5 dishes for you? What happened to all the chefs and restaurants in your state?
DAMI FOREIGN🥶@TheDamiForeign
Facts about private chefs?🤔
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