mae 🍉🌲🍃🦎

@maybeagnes Real shit

dmv asked for my gender and i said “straight edge”

@hell_line0 The spoon in question

i keep reading that the average woman only loses 2-3 tablespoons of blood during her period. there’s no effing way. am i insane or is this another example of science not understanding women’s bodies..

@eviltweets725 Silverstream? 👉👈

Doing my own interaction bait Give me a warrior cat and I’ll tell you my LGBT headcanon/what they are in WCSR

@soggyworms !

otp

@hamburger317 It’s giving tidepod

What do you think the Google chrome thing is supposed to be

mind you this is also gender affirming surgery but when trans people do it suddenly we're the devil

if you were born after like 2003 go back to kindergarten i cant deal with you

The concept of people born in 2013 being old enough to use social media

@HQNewsNow IT’S NOT THE ONION?? 😐

Republicans have introduced the following bills to honor Donald Trump: — Carve Trump’s face into Mount Rushmore — Replace Benjamin Franklin with Trump on $100 bills — Make Trump’s birthday a national holiday — Conduct “Trump Derangement Syndrome” research at the NIH — Give Trump a “Congressional Gold Medal” — Mint a $250 bill featuring Trump’s face — A resolution saying Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize — Rename Washington, DC public transit from WMATA to “WMAGA” — Award a “Donald J. Trump Peace Prize” from the State Department — Honor Trump’s efforts to annex Greenland — Rename the Kennedy Center the "Donald Trump Center for the Performing Arts" — Rename Dulles International Airport to the “Donald J. Trump International Airport” — Erase Trump’s 2019 impeachment — Erase Trump’s 2021 impeachment

@RestrictedDaily There’s also ewe, which is also one letter (u)

This is one of those questions that humbles people quick. Final Jeopardy just turned into tricky language, and the fastest answer usually isn’t right—send it to someone and see if they catch it.

we don’t talk about how hard it is to choose a favorite animal. there are so many good animals. i have to consider their merits

amphy sits :3

21 years ago today the best game ever was released! Happy Birthday Psychonauts!! 🧠👑🎂🍻🎈

@Sixrande watch this dog’s socials for a post like ‘caught this hideous human staring at me the other day’

@equine__dentist The frug ❤️

i would die for you frog mug

@theymightbeday They could be sleeping in the flowers

@naturevideos Its just a puppy with extra steps ❤️

tardigrade walking on a microscope slide

@DailyTBLD ???

33. Background extras

Character refs of each character in Lackadaisy (ongoing 🧵) 1. Roark "Rocky" Rickaby

@SnowHoser @Puppieslover Whippet good!

@Puppieslover Whippet

Meet Winston the fastest dog ever recorded to run. The slomo is crazy