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@leah_hat yeah you should try it sometime loser

@minoremonet Good for you!! You don’t need an internet stranger’s approval!

these are all rich people strollers!!! out of touch with the regular people!!

@CCTran1996 @leah_hat It's also so LIGHT and turnable which is so nice. I will say not having cupholders or space for like keys and shit is annoying but you can always buy those parts

@minoremonet @leah_hat It's worth it. Mine is a decade old and on at least its third kid (I'm the second owner, so I don't know for sure) and it's still absolutely fantastic. And you can buy replacement parts like new wheels and stuff from the manufacturer.

@LMMikayla need the word triggering banned from everyones vocab. 5 years in prison if you use it

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

@leah_hat I was a nanny and uppababy was literally the best stroller I ever used so idgaf what you leah_hat thinks but I will be getting it

If someone recommends an uppababy, I know they are either rich, bad with money, or care way too much about what other people think (sorry if this is u). The mockingbird is more than half the price and the same thing

a lot of tweets are literally ai bots im scared no one is real anymore

pretending to be busy is literally torture because time goes by SO slowly I want to kms

@AlpacaAurelius If this were true there would be more men in the world lmfao

Few get this

@_pnoosh @HousewivesHub That too

@minoremonet @HousewivesHub go to jail*

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@nienna121 @MelbaofNM People who look at cherries on kids and think anything sexual should consider turning themselves in

@MelbaofNM People are saying that cherries are sexual and shouldn’t be on kids’ clothes. To each their own but I am never ceding up cute fruit to the weirdos

5 year old came down this morning with a shirt with cherries on it. Girl don’t you know there’s discourse?!

@catherinespaws people can do whatever the fuck they want, you people are annoying. DO not have kids cause I dont want my kids to deal with yours

my hottest, most scalding take is that you do not need more than like three kids.

Doing anything but my actual job when i hear the manager is going to be out for the day

@Madz_Grant my mother would literally wake up at 10 and I was always an early riser and I remember playing in my room until she got me

I've noticed amongst friends who have little kids that they are basically forced into waking up when they do. When I was little I remember v clearly knowing that we shouldn't go and wake parents until at least 9am on a weekend, and generally entertaining ourselves in the morning

@SuperToelicker @DJProfessorL @FBI Learn how to spell sick freak

@minoremonet @DJProfessorL @FBI Crazy men touch kids and kill them if they feel treathened.

@patpending0000 @vladimirlesbian Idgaf about what your dead grandpa did

@vladimirlesbian My grandfather worked 50 hour weeks as a welder and then tended his farm when he came home. He basically worked every minute he was awake. If he could do that you can work 40 hours and have 2 days to recover stop whining.

I actually cannot survive with only 2 days off per week this is sucking the life out of me

@SuperToelicker @DJProfessorL @FBI Crazy men touch kids but you’re worried about them being killed for it. SEEK HELP

@minoremonet @DJProfessorL @FBI Not being able to comprehend that a crazy man will kill a kid if it means hell be executed is crazy, not me. You .

@SuperToelicker @DJProfessorL @FBI Not being able to come up with your own defense and also being a child rapist defender is crazy lmfao . Let’s work on that

@minoremonet @DJProfessorL @FBI Child killing defender is a crazy hill to die on

@SuperToelicker @DJProfessorL @FBI Child rapist defender is a crazy hill to die on

@minoremonet @DJProfessorL @FBI "child rapist are going to die" and its just child rapists killing the kid.